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Started by DuVeL, March 14, 2005, 09:16:03 AM

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Admins, if it's not allowed, please delete. TANGO stands offcourse for another word

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is
the word "TANGO". It is one magical word, just by its sound. You can describe
pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language TANGO falls into many grammatical
categories. It can be used as a verbal intransitive ( Dave TANGOD Ann ) and
as transitive ( Ann was TANGOD by Dave). As an adverb ( Ann is a good TANGO )
and also as an adjective ( Ann is TANGOING beatiful ). As you can see, there
are not many words with the versitality of "TANGO". Besides the sexual
connotation of the word, there are also the following:

Greeting How the TANGO are you?
Fraud I got TANGOED at the car auction.
Dismay Oh, TANGO it.
Trouble Well I guess I am TANGOED now.
Aggression TANGO you!
Greeting How the TANGO are you?
Displeasure What the TANGO is going on here?
Incompetence He TANGOES up everything.
Lost Where the TANGO are we?
Retaliation Up your TANGOING ass!
Disbelief UnTANGOinbelievable.
ignorance what the TANGO?
rebellion TANGO you, i won't do what you
tell me (rage against the
machine song)


And remember general Custer's famous las words :

"Where did all them TANGOING indians come from?"

And also the last words of the mayor of Hiroshima :

"What the TANGO was that?"

And last but not least, those immortal words of the captain of Titanic :

"Where is all this TANGOING water coming from?"

Who could forget John Lennon's last words:

"That's not a TANGOING real gun!"

Or Noah's big slip:

"Course they're not TANGOING rain clouds!"

Finally, Einstein on his E=mc2

"Of course everyone will TANGOING understand it."
Survivor of LAN V, VI, VIII, IX, X, XII, XIV, XVI, XVIII, XX, XXIV, XXX, XXXII, XXXIV and XXXVI so far...
[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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