Got an itch?

[Stryker]

I found this little gem.  Seems like the kind of thing sheepy would do  :lol:

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Stupid People

There's a current lawsuit by a Minnesota man named Henry Harleny.
Mr. Harleny is suing a famous drill company for physical damages caused to him by their tools.  
Mr. Harleny claims that he wanted to eliminate an itch in his nose, so he placed a power drill up his nose and turned the drill on with the drill bit still attached.
He successfully got rid of the "itch", but in the process he "drilled" off his nose.
 
Here is a statement by Mr. Harleny:

"Nowhere on the package, or the actual tool was there a warning that specifically tells the consumer not to place the drill up their nose,
or any orifice for that matter. These companies need to take responsibility for their products".
Mr. Harleny is suing for $25 million dollars.

Here is a picture of Mr. Harleny taken at the hospital.

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[Doorman]

Ooo! What a pillock!

[smilodon]

I found this little gem. Seems like the kind of thing sheepy would do :lol:

Why? What bits of his anatomy has sheepy removed so far  :?:

[JonnyAppleSeed]

Lost his nose!       but .....how does he smell ?   :lol:  :lol:   (insert punchline)

[Benny]

Lost his nose!    but .....how does he smell ?  :lol: :lol:  (insert punchline)

:lol:

Take my wife...

[Gh0st Face Killah]

posted this to the jokes alias at work, boy did I upset some people  LOL

You should have warned us about the picture etc etc......duh read the article then look at the picture!

Picture is actually of some bloke with a gunshot wound from a tv show FYI

More urban legends here http://www.snopes.com

[Stryker]

I've got a toilet thats just dying for a kitty-flush