Sore Tooth

[Gh0st Face Killah]

A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the
bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the
guy  asks the bartender what the test is.

Bartender replies "Well, first you  have to drink that whole gallon of
pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and  you can't make a face while
doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a  sore tooth...you have
to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman  up-stairs who's
never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her."  The guy says,
"Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have  to be
nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from  there.

Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez  zat
teeqeelah?"

He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and  downs it with a big
slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers  out back and
soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and  thumping,
then silence. The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and  big
scratches all over his body.

"Now" he says "Where's that woman  with the sore tooth?"