Offside

Vincentvega · January 31, 2006, 05:31:50 PM

The offside rule explained for girls

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse has *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

There you go poppet.

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Penfold · January 31, 2006, 05:53:19 PM

:roflmao: :roflmao:

PEN

Anonymous · January 31, 2006, 06:54:19 PM

That is brilliant! :roflmao:

Blunt · January 31, 2006, 07:03:15 PM

Fabulous :roflmao: :roflmao:

& enlightening

delanvital · January 31, 2006, 07:04:25 PM

Hehe. Nice

JB · January 31, 2006, 08:03:58 PM

So thats how it works, thanks fella thats cleared loads up.

Is what a big girl would type here, but not me as I fully understand said rule. :unsure:

Doris · February 08, 2006, 06:39:46 PM

what does rush goalie mean???

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da_Ricci · February 08, 2006, 06:45:25 PM

:roflmao: Good 1 :roflmao:

Benny · February 12, 2006, 12:36:35 AM

QuoteOriginally posted by Doris@Feb 8 2006, 07:39 PM
what does rush goalie mean???
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It means you're the fat useless kid who was no good at football, hence your team claimed 'rush goalie' to even up the sides.

Could also mean that you or your friends know an aging 80's power ballad singer called Jennifer who is playing in goal and harmonises with the defence whilst saying things like 'the power of glove' whilst tipping another attempt around the post.

Whitey · February 12, 2006, 09:01:45 AM

:roflmao:

Nice one Benny!