Will you go far at Work

[Dingo]

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100%  in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% !

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far @SS kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19! +19+9+14 +7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t and @ss kissing that will put you over the top.

[DuVeL]

Haha, nice 1 Dingo. Now I'm going back to my 98%.

[Anonymous]

Yeah. But look what "Doing Nothing" scores:

doing nothing      
4+15+9+14+7 + 14+15+20+8+9+14+7 = 136

[da_Ricci]

:withstupid:  :roflmao:

[suicidal_monkey]

PROCRASTINATION (192)


(16+18+15+3+18+1+19+20+9+14+1+20+9+15+14)

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by suicidal_monkey@Feb 13 2006, 06:59 PM
PROCRASTINATION (192)
(16+18+15+3+18+1+19+20+9+14+1+20+9+15+14)

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We have a winner!

[Doris]

counterproductive - 229

3 + 15+ 21 + 14 + 20 + 5 + 18 + 16 + 18 + 15 + 4 + 21 + 3 + 20 + 9 + 22 + 5








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