On the topic of broken english

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Stryker

February 14, 2007, 07:19:12 PM
While reading the forums I noticed these instructions written on the back of my aircon remote.... classic!!  anyone else got any strange chinglish instructions to appliances?

"Use two pieces of AAA/1.5V alkaline cells."
"Please take out all cells if device don't be used long time."
"Please replace all cells simultaneously by new ones if necessary."
"After replaced, please short the 'RESET' button a while, then you can use device easily."

ooh those funny china men :lmfao:
-=[dMw]=-Stryker

Eternaluk

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February 14, 2007, 07:30:08 PM
Quote from: Stryker;177332While reading the forums I noticed these instructions written on the back of my aircon remote.... classic!!  anyone else got any strange chinglish instructions to appliances?

"Use two pieces of AAA/1.5V alkaline cells."
"Please take out all cells if device don't be used long time."
"Please replace all cells simultaneously by new ones if necessary."
"After replaced, please short the 'RESET' button a while, then you can use device easily."

ooh those funny china men :lmfao:

. . . Heheheheheh
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Blunt

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February 14, 2007, 08:01:50 PM
my Toyota Tercel had instuctions for the gears...

QuoteFor change 4WD in straightaway position
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Blunt

People who blow things out of proportion are worse than Hitler.

Stryker

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February 15, 2007, 01:17:14 PM
I blamed china but I think its korean.... the language used in the second instruction gave it away... note the reference to "long time" that suggest ling-poh the prostitute from .... "full metal jacket"? made the translation.
-=[dMw]=-Stryker

Neff

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February 16, 2007, 09:05:32 AM
Quote from: Stryker;177400I blamed china but I think its korean.... the language used in the second instruction gave it away... note the reference to "long time" that suggest ling-poh the prostitute from .... "full metal jacket"? made the translation.
Hahahhahaha!

Saw a pack of blank cd's with "BURNING CDES" all over it:b
[quote=Adularena] Robin?!?!?! *shouts* "Lets ride, my nimble youngster!" - Mmmm, how batman loves Robin to hum the Batman theme (na nananan anan ananana BatMAN!!) while *cough* Exploring Batman`s secret grotto.[/quote]

TEH N00m IS BACK WITH TEH PWN!:yell:

DuVeL

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February 23, 2007, 09:25:34 AM Last Edit: February 23, 2007, 09:29:52 AM by DuVeL

 
Survivor of LAN V, VI, VIII, IX, X, XII, XIV, XVI, XVIII, XX, XXIV, XXX, XXXII, XXXIV and XXXVI so far...
[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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delanvital

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February 23, 2007, 11:45:55 AM
Quote from: DuVeL;178274

:roflmao:

Like the one sheepy and I have seen before:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/tristao/177652422/

BigFatCat

#7
February 23, 2007, 01:29:11 PM
There's a local firm of builders near me, I really don't fancy using their services though for some strange reason.

Will strip for badges

DuVeL

#8
February 23, 2007, 01:34:27 PM
:lmfao:
Nice 1 BFC

 
Another funny thing I found:
Survivor of LAN V, VI, VIII, IX, X, XII, XIV, XVI, XVIII, XX, XXIV, XXX, XXXII, XXXIV and XXXVI so far...
[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
[/QUOTE]
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