Sorry...

[delanvital]

I think these are candidates for making minds go numb:

What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I will just hand around!

Which side of a duck has the most feathers?
The outside!

What music does mummies like?
Wrap music!

What did the doctor say to the man who complained he was shrinking?
You just have to be a little patient!

What do snakes do after they have a fight?
They hiss and make up!

What do skeletons use to communicate?
Cellbones!

Five guys walk into a bar, why didn't the sixth?
He ducked!

You are trapped in a room with no windows and a locked door. How do you get out?
Go through the holes where the windows used to be!

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and what really makes the day:

Why is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in class and does its homework!

Cant believe I am abt to press submit... :getmecoat:

[target]

Arrrgh, the pain, my brain is melting.........

[Bob]

Somebody please kill me   :help2:

[Bk]

What did the doctor say to the man who complained he was shrinking?
You just have to be a little patient!

Can't believe I actually laughed at this. Out loud. I'll go sit in a corner and think about what I've done. This sort of thing should not be encouraged.

[Luminance]

Can't believe I actually laughed at this. Out loud. I'll go sit in a corner and think about what I've done. This sort of thing should not be encouraged.

yeah you should, and i should join you, they where funny :lmfao:

[Thulsa Doom]

Holy crap, and you say mine and Jamoe's are bad!

[T-Bag]

Did you hear about the Dyslexic Alcoholic? He Choked on his own Vimto.

How do Chimps make toast in the jungle? They put it under a Gorilla

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Gotta love lame jokes.

[Lee]

Oh dear, i actually found two of Dels' amusing! :doh:

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Bumblebee
Bumblebee who?
Bumblebee cold if you don't wear pants!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Done up
Done up who?
Have you really?

(Done a poo)

Sorry. :narnar: