Morning Sex

[Doorman]

She  was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She  turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he  thought,

'This  is my lucky day.'
Not wanting to  lose the moment, he embraced her
and then gave it his all;
Right there on the kitchen  table.
Afterwards she said,

'Thanks,'
and returned to the  stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,

'What was that all  about?'
She explained,























'The egg timer's  broken.

[Sithvid]

Was her name Dawn? if you know the joke please laugh, if not its too rude to type here.

[Snokio]

:roflmao: nice one!

[Lexander]

I'm so tired that even that made me laugh
Good one!

[DogMeat]

2 Minute eggs?  Yeugh.

[Doorman]

2 Minute eggs?  Yeugh.

That's odd, I was thinking 'hard boiled eggs for breakfast? She had to be getting his lunch sarnies ready' Ah well, different stro.... never mind.:norty:

:lmfao::lmfao:

[Luminance]

2 Minute eggs?  Yeugh.

why only 2 min?


I don't get the joke, since when do women love 45 min boiled eggs? :S

[Browne]

My God! He took his time...

[TeaLeaf]

My God! He took his time...

ZOMG - it LIVES!! ^^^^


TL.

[Whitey]

ZOMG - it LIVES!! ^^^^


TL.

You should get on Meathook. Browne can often be found there, throwing grenades at me :flirty:

[Thulsa Doom]

Nice one :lmfao: