Bonny baby!

[Doorman]

A Queenslander is  drinking in a West Australian Pub when he gets a call on his mobile  phone.
 
 As he listens to the call he starts grinning from ear to  ear.
 
 Once he disconnects he shouts to the barman that he wants to buy  everyone in the bar a drink.
 
 The barman starts serving the drinks and  the people start to crowd around keen to know what they are  celebrating.
 
 Well' he announces, 'My wife's just produced a typical  Queensland baby boy weighing 25 pounds'.
 
 Nobody can believe that any  baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Queenslander just  shrugs.
 
 'That's about average in Queensland. Like I said, my boy is a  typical Queensland boy.'
 
 Congratulations showered him from all around  and many exclamations of 'STREWTH' were heard.
 
 One woman even fainted  due to sympathy pains.
 
 Two weeks later the Queenslander returns to the  bar. The bartender says 'You're the father of that typical Queensland
 baby  that weighed 25 pounds at birth aren't you?
 
 Everybody's been having  bets about how big he'd be in 2 weeks; we were going to call you.
 
 So -  how much does he weigh now?'
 
 The proud father answers: '17  pounds'.
 
The bartender is puzzled and concerned. 'What happened? He  weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!'
 
 The Queensland father takes a  l-o-n-g s-l-o-w swig from his XXXX Gold, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve,  leans onto
 the bar and proudly says:














 
 
 'Had him  circumcised!'

[Anonymous]

doh! :doh:

[DaRkLiGhTeR]

lol nice

[Luminance]

LOL, no other way to describe it

[Bastet]

:doh: i didnt see that one :narnar: