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Nefertem

January 04, 2008, 05:36:34 PM
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out.

Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and became an auto mechanic.

He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there has been an error that needs adjusting?"

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly which is also worth 50% of the mark."

The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler."
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delanvital

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January 04, 2008, 06:16:54 PM
Heard it before with a gynecologist-turned-painter, painting an entire apartment through the mailbox lid in the door... but still a good laugh :roflmao:

Nefertem

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January 04, 2008, 06:59:10 PM
The mailcompany Im working for mailed an entire house through one of those lids.. Just to show that we were caable of doing it.. Had a man on the other side building the house.. Every piece went through there.. How it was done, Im not entirely sure :g:

They are also the company currently running and advert campaign to get more employees.. They've delpoyed condoms on various café's in Copenhagen where it says "Finally a job where you come early and go when you're done" on the wrap :rolleyes:
[imga=right]http://www.tsuriai.dk/ms4.jpg[/imga]Nefertem - lvl 80 Nelf warrior, Aszune
Livtraser - lvl 80 noom mage, Aszune
Legba - lvl 71 Nelf rogue, Aszune
Shegoat (formerly Pentesiléa) - lvl 80 draenei shaman, Aszune
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- Ollie, The Mist

delanvital

#3
January 04, 2008, 08:32:08 PM
Quote from: Nefertem;217612The mailcompany Im working for mailed an entire house through one of those lids.. Just to show that we were caable of doing it.. Had a man on the other side building the house.. Every piece went through there.. How it was done, Im not entirely sure :g:

They are also the company currently running and advert campaign to get more employees.. They've delpoyed condoms on various café's in Copenhagen where it says "Finally a job where you come early and go when you're done" on the wrap :rolleyes:

Lol - the co. with the less provocative TV adds as well?

Luminance

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January 04, 2008, 10:48:43 PM
lOl the muffler ^^

was it a dual one, a chrome one or just a stock muffler? :P

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