Arriving in france

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FrEnZy

February 25, 2008, 10:05:51 AM
An elderly English gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.

At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically.

The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.

"Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready."

The English gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. All Englishmen have to show their passports on arrival in France !"

The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look.

Then he quietly explained.

"Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D- Day in June 1944, and I couldn't find any ****ing Frenchmen to show it to"
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Thulsa Doom

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February 25, 2008, 10:47:35 AM
Nice one :lmfao:

DuVeL

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February 25, 2008, 10:51:50 AM
:lmfao:
Nice 1 Frenzy!
 
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Aquilifer

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February 26, 2008, 08:30:29 PM
Quote from: FrEnZy;223596"...I couldn't find any ****ing Frenchmen to show it to"

I think France had outsourced the custom duties to Germans in 1940. By 1944 there were a whole line of concrete custom houses along the coast. :norty:

Marduk

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February 26, 2008, 09:05:05 PM
HeHe good joke :)

And perhaps we should ask the germans to do the border control again, wanna bet not a single tulban gets past unwanted again :)
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Luminance

#5
February 26, 2008, 09:08:48 PM
hehe class joke

Quote from: Marduk;223815HeHe good joke :)

And perhaps we should ask the germans to do the border control again, wanna bet not a single tulban gets past unwanted again :)

good idea :D

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fatdan

#6
March 12, 2008, 10:25:46 PM
sweeet dude,
Thats funny.

Le Rouge

#7
March 13, 2008, 07:05:46 PM
nice1 :D
 
Quote from: Aquilifer;223811I think France had outsourced the custom duties to Germans in 1940. By 1944 there were a whole line of concrete custom houses along the coast. :norty:

and again ^^
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delanvital

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March 14, 2008, 03:06:42 PM
Nice joke! :D

Quote from: Aquilifer;223811I think France had outsourced the custom duties to Germans in 1940

:roflmao:
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