Medical Distinction (Possibly NSFW)

[ghoule211]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do  
you really know the difference between them? In an effort  
to keep you informed:  

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the  
guys, being met by your wife with a broom and having the  
guts to ask, 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying  
somewhere?'  

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the  
guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your  
collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the  
balls to say, 'You're next.'  

I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking,  
there is no difference in the outcome, since both  
ultimately result in death.  

[spiritus]

hehe :roflmao: keep em' comming. and save some good one for friday