If I told you this joke in the pub

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DuVeL

June 16, 2008, 02:47:32 PM
you'd probably shoot me

QuoteStallone, Schwarzenegger, van Damme, and Seagal are sitting in a pub discussing upcoming projects. Stallone says "why don't we do some sorta action movie about classical composers? I've always fancied playing Beethoven."
"Brilliant" says van Damme. "I'm sure I could play a mean Tchaikovsky."
Seagal nods and says "I've got Rimsky-Korsakoff down pat, guys."

Schwarzenegger finishes his beer and says...

"I'll be Bach."

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delanvital

#1
June 16, 2008, 02:50:28 PM
:roflmao: Cheers Duv :D

Doorman

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June 16, 2008, 03:58:54 PM
I rofled but I won't admit it. :rolleyes:










     

T-Bag

#3
June 16, 2008, 04:29:16 PM
I think I died a little inside.
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Luminance

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June 16, 2008, 05:15:37 PM
i didn't got it, must be cuz i'm to young, i know the clou must be that the other three didn't mean componist, but what where they :S

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Bastet

#5
June 16, 2008, 05:17:38 PM
Quote from: Luminance;234260i didn't got it, must be cuz i'm to young, i know the clou must be that the other three didn't mean componist, but what where they :S

His most famous quote is "ill be back" :flirty:
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delanvital

#6
June 16, 2008, 05:18:43 PM
Quote from: Bastet;234262His most famous quote is "ill be back" :flirty:

and when Arnie pronounces that sentence, back sounds exactly like Bach...

Nefertem

#7
June 16, 2008, 05:20:35 PM
Quote from: Luminance;234260i didn't got it, must be cuz i'm to young, i know the clou must be that the other three didn't mean componist, but what where they :S

And they are all four rather famous componists :flirty:
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Jamin

#8
June 16, 2008, 06:36:42 PM
Lol...

Doorman

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June 16, 2008, 06:48:18 PM
Quote from: o000o;234280Lol...
At what in particular? :lmfao:

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