Prank (the winalot diet)

[Gh0st Face Killah]

A real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in Tesco's.........
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.
 
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
 
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
 
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
 
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
 
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.
 
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
 
Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??

[DuVeL]

Cadaver beat you to it last year
http://www.deadmen.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=19302&highlight=Winalot
 
BTW, where have you been m8? Been missing your Friday-posts

[Thulsa Doom]

Didn't see it last time.  Nice one :lmfao:

[Gh0st Face Killah]

So he did!! :roflmao:


Been majorly busy with work so just not had the time. Plus its summer which means festival time!! Yay!!!