My living will

[Doorman]

Last night  my wife and I were sitting in the computer room and I said  to her.......
 
 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on  some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive.  
 That would be no quality of life at all,  If that ever  happens, just pull the plug.'




































 
 So she got  up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
 
 She's such  a b%#*h.

[Anonymous]

You got me nailed

[T-Bag]

ha, nice one.

[Luminance]

lolz, i'd like to meet her

[Aquilifer]

:lmfao: That's great.