Listen to the lan mc!!

[Gone_Away]

Now for the last few LAN's (barring the spring LAN) you've had the pleasure of hearing my golden tones accross the LAN.
 
I thought that I'd set a few ground rules just so you can ensure that your LAN is a pleasent and enjoyable experience:
 
1. F**k*r is part of the Canadian language. Do not be offended if you are called this repeatedly
2. This LAN's Lanbeotch is BrotherTobious. Feel free to use and abuse him as much as you would like
2b. The Lanbeotch is here to assist me and me only. Get your own!
3. In order to ensure that your LAN connection works properly and doesn't connect you to a LAN in Poland, please ensure to buy the LAN MC a pint or two
4. If this is your first -=[dMw]=- Lan please ensure that you pack the following:
 
i. Lube
ii. a note from ur mum
iii. a label or something similar with your "safeword" on it (so the rest of us can forget it)
iv. Gimpsuit
v. 10p for your phonecall
 
5. Above All.. LISTEN TO THE LAN MC. Failure to do so may result in you missing out on all of the extracurricular :norty: activities including but not limited to: HotTub party, LAN N00b initiation, LAN Compettitions, When to get off your ass and go for dinner. etc.

[DuVeL]

If anyone doesn't listen, here are some of the results;

 

 
Even the Leaf himself got taped;

 
One of the best booked LANs when NF was MC;

 
Someone who didn't want to leave the LAN;

 
And this was Chen, he really ignored these above tips so they set him up like this. He is no more...

 
This time there will also be a few recordings of this movie;
http://www.lanpartymassacre.com/

 
So listen up to NinjaFreak. :devil: