Geez

[Jabbs]

I went to the shops the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a policeman writing a parking ticket!

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on mate, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres!

So I called him a piece of horse sh1t!

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care.

My car was parked round the corner.

I try to have a little fun each day

It's important.