Malaysian man gets nut stuck around his todger

[Snokio]

http://www.mg.co.za/article/2008-08-31-malaysian-man-gets-nut-stuck-around-penis

:doh:


what a nutter!

I bet that put a spanner in the works for his honeymoon!

*where did i leave me coat*

[T-Bag]

Yes, Tip 1, if you're trying to weigh it down, use something heavy.
Tip 2, if you're going to attatch something make sure it come apart into 2 halfs so you don't "expand to fit".
Tip 3, don't go anywhere that public as now people all over the world know he has a small "todger".

[Browne]

Tip 4: Coconuts are bad for your health
Tip 5: If youre going to play with nuts always bring a spanner

BTW, was it a left-hand or right-hand thread?

[Snokio]

Tip 4: Coconuts are bad for your health
Tip 5: If youre going to play with nuts always bring a spanner

BTW, was it a left-hand or right-hand thread?

come again? :g:

[Benny]

come again? :g:

I bet he didn't.





/whistle
Driver, take me home, my work here is done.

[Browne]

come again? :g:

NUT:



SPANNER:



Or maybe he should have used a hoover:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/08/20/dwarf_hoover_incident/



I rest my case..........