6th grade teacher

[sheepy]

Teacher asks her class...
"Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"No
one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said,
"You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to
tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire
you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.
Mrs Parks ignored her and asked the question again,
"Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little
Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her,
"Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,
"Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said....
"The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil
of the eye."
Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued,
"As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:- One, you have a dirty
mind, Two; you didn't read your homework; and Three, one day you are going
to be very, very disappointed."


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[A Twig]

Heh....heh....heh.............heh.............he..........h......

[Stryker]

why would she be disapointed?  some manage 15 :-)

[sheepy]

what u on about stryker?? the joke isnt about eyes btw

[Cadaver]

A teacher was helping her student with a math problem.  She recited the following story:
"There are three birds sitting on a wire.  A gunman shoots one of the birds.  How many birds are left on the wire?"
The boy pauses.  "None," he replied thoughtfully.
"No, no, no.  Let's try again," the teacher says patiently.
She holds up three fingers.  "There are three birds sitting on a wire. A gunman shoots one," she puts down one finger, "how many birds are left on the wire?"
"None," the boy says with authority.
The teacher sighs.  "Tell me how you came up with that."
"It's simple," says the boy," after the gunman shot one bird, he scared the other two away with the noise."
"Well," she says, "it's not technically correct, but I like the way you think."

"Okay," chimes the boy, "now let me ask you a question.  There are three women sitting on a bench eating Popsicles.  One woman is licking the Popsicle, one woman is biting the Popsicle, and one is sucking the Popsicle.  Which one is married?" he asked innocently.
The teacher looked at the boy's angelic face and writhed in agony, turning three shades of red.
"C'mon," the boy said impatiently, "one is licking the Popsicle, one is biting, and one is sucking.  Which one is married?"
"Well," she gulped and in a barely audible whisper replied, "the one who's sucking?"
"No," he says with surprise, "the one with the wedding ring on.  But I like the way you think!"

[A Twig]

heh heh heh