Credit Crunch Jokes from the BBC

[Anonymous]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7663475.stm

Some crackers in there:

What is the capital of Iceland?
About £3.50 :roflmao:

[DuVeL]

:lmfao: :roflmao:
Excellent jokes!
Cheers for posting the link BB.

[delanvital]

:roflmao: Icelandic one you mention is by far the best

[spiritus]

hehe, great find!! :roflmao:
Frozen assets :blink:

[T-Bag]

Nice. Hope nobody here had money in Icesave.
But the rest of us aren't much better off. Good news is there'll be a whole pile of barely used BMW's going cheap.

[Le Rouge]

you got to appreciate this one too:
What's the difference between Investment Bankers and London Pigeons? The Pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW's

[Luminance]

if everyone in europe/us would spend half their bank savings, whole crisis will be over, but nooooooooo, people just have to save and save what they can, and when a bank threatnens to go belly up, they go in for the kill and withdraw everything they can, slaughtering the cash reserves of everyone behind them.

ps, Quote of the day (from a trader): "This is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."
that one i liked the most :lol:

[Thulsa Doom]

Just spend yer cash and stop saving.  Problem solved