how not to walk home drunk

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June 12, 2011, 11:14:33 PM Last Edit: June 13, 2011, 12:02:44 AM by TheDvEight
"Mira Mira on the wall who\'s the fairest of them all?" - Dickdastardly "it\'ll sting a lot" - Lesion

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June 13, 2011, 12:49:54 PM
God, that makes me wonder if any of my drunken walk have ever been captured. I don't think they've been that bad, but you never know.
Juggling Hard Disks over concrete floors ends in tears 5% of the time.

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June 13, 2011, 12:56:27 PM
I once climbed a barbed wire fence in greece because i thought it led to my hotel (i was very drunk) it wasnt my hotel, i went to the swimming pool and there were a group of lads in at at 3am and they paid to get me a taxi to my hotel (i was about a mile off it) where i was met by my drunk brother (who left me earlier to go clubbing) passed out on the bed and said to me "where u been ive been looking everywhere for you" i knew he hadnt that wasnt such a fun experince.
"Mira Mira on the wall who\'s the fairest of them all?" - Dickdastardly "it\'ll sting a lot" - Lesion

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June 13, 2011, 09:37:33 PM
When I first came to uni in Swansea in 2005 I went for a night out on the first big student night. After a fairly heavy night we were all walking down when a few people I knew went past in a taxi. There were 2 spaces left and 3 of us to fit in. I thought I was doing the chivalrous thing by deciding to walk with the least popular of the group and let the taxi go with an empty space (that in hind sight I should have taken).

Anyway, it turned out I didn't know the way back, got hopelessly lost and the people I was walking back took it badly when I thought that was funny and she attacked me. Anyway I got back around 5am having walked over 14 miles, got dodgy directions from a police officer, jumped a river and had numerous other misadventures.

Anyway, it gave me a funny story to tell and the house and I had a nemesis for the rest of the year. A nemesis is fun, it gives you a person to play all the meanest tricks you can think up on, without upsetting any of your friends.
Juggling Hard Disks over concrete floors ends in tears 5% of the time.

TheDvEight

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June 13, 2011, 09:54:56 PM
:P remind me not to get on your bad side lol
"Mira Mira on the wall who\'s the fairest of them all?" - Dickdastardly "it\'ll sting a lot" - Lesion
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