Beijing Duck

[lionheart]

Really needs to be eaten in Beijing, freshly roasted over peach wood, carved at the table and served on pancakes with plum sauce, shredded white radish, spring onion and cucumber, washed down with copious amounts of local beer (8 per cent and 60p for 500ml).... but... if one more chinese dude hocks up a greenie on the next table I swear I will carry out the new Lion death move, which involves inserting chopsticks into the nose and ramming home with the heel of the palm.
Talking of which I have now received my chopstick Ninja Elite level 50, which gives me the special power of being able to spread butter on my toast in the morning with them.

Donkey burgers taste like vomit and wolf is not all it's cracked up to be, Camel ain't bad but I refused deer placenta....

I am now 4 hours north of Beijing in a place called Cheng de, dissappointingly the further north you go the uglier the women seem to get.... still off to south east China on Sunday so the scenery should improve.

Keep my seat warm on the servers.

Laterz dudez.

[FatBob]

wowsers dude.... gutted about the wolf not being good was gonna hunt a couple for sunday lunch /sigh won't bother now !

Pick up one of those plastic menus to show people at the lan, i had great fun trying to match the picture to the description  (whilst trying to hold my dinner down !)

[Luminance]

Leave them wolves alone!

[Benny]

Enjoy the culture of deep throat hocking at every meal. Embrace it, pinch one off into your coat pocket, they'll admire your commitment to being Chinese.

[Snokio]

wolves? someone has been watching too much Twlight....or is that vampires?

South East of China (Near Hong Kong) will feel more like home, well, Western

[TeaLeaf]

Keep my seat warm on the servers.

They're called waitresses and they're still serving me the duck.   And don't expect me to keep your seat warm, you can wear your long-johns or something!

Glad you're having fun out there, I look forward to the stories at the LAN!