Who wants to be a millionaire?

[Doorman]

Paddy's got £500,000.  Chris askes him the big question for £1,000,000.

"Paddy, for £1 million, who was the Great Train Robber?  Was it (a) Ronnie
Barker, (B) Ronnie O'Sullivan, © Ronnie Corbet or was it (d)  Ronnie
Biggs?

Paddy says:  "I'll take the money."

Chris reminds his that he still has 3 life lines left.

Paddy again says "I'll take the money."

"Don't you want to call a friend?" asks Chris.

"NO - I'll take the money."

"Well", says Chris, "Give him a round of applause everybody, Paddy goes home
with £500,000.  But before you go Paddy, you'll want to know what the answer
is."

"No, I know it anyway." says Paddy.

"ARE YOU MAD?"  asks Chris, "ARE YOU MENTAL?"



Paddy replied, "I might be mental...... but I'm not a grass."

[DarkAngel]

hehe    

[Stryker]

:lmfao: very original

[FATAL]

:lmfao: chuckle