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Started by sheepy, December 09, 2003, 10:19:52 AM

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sheepy

> > > Little Brucie was in his junior school class when the teacher asked
> > > the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical
> > > answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, politician; .Brucie was
> >
> > > being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about
> > > his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off
> > > all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's
> > > really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and let them
> > > shag him."
> > >
> > > The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring
> > > and then took Little Brucie aside to ask him, "Is that really true
> > > about your father?"
> > >
> > > "No," said Brucie, "My father plays rugby for Australia, but I was
> > > just too embarrassed to say".
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Anonymous

:lmfao:  :lmfao:  :lmfao:  :lmfao:  :lmfao:

DuVeL

HAha, that was a good 1.
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Rad_Man

bloody nice to see the skippies get some stick for a change -  :lol:
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DarkAngel

:D hehe  :lol: nice1 m8. Did any1 go to the victory parade as there was almost 1.5 percent of the whole country there.