the auzzie, the italian and the frenchie.

[sheepy]

one night there was an aussie, an italian and a french man sitting in a bar braggin about how they like 2 please the women in bed.

the frenchman says in his really suave french accent
" when i finish having sex with my wife, i lick the soles of her feet and she rises 6 inches of the ben in extacy"

then the italian man says in his really suave italian accent
" when im having sex with my wife i tickle her stomach and she rises 12 inches of the bed in extacy"

the auzzie says in a really broard auzzie farmer accent
" thats shit m8, when i finish f(_)cking shiela i whipe my dick on the curtains and she hits the roof"