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Gandalf

March 29, 2004, 08:03:07 PM
Ali G's Sister is pregnant and has a car accident..
She falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months,
she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks
the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy
and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." The
woman thinks to herself, Oh no, not my brother... he is an idiot!' Expecting
the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well what's the girl's name?" "Denise," the
doctor says. The new mother thinks, 'Wow, that's not a bad name! I guess I
was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!' Then she asks the doctor,
"What's the boy's name?" The doctor replies, "Denephew."
*G*

Cake: Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. Three/four cups butter or margarine. One and two third cups granulated sugar. Two cups all purpose flour. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes. Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.

Zok

#1
March 29, 2004, 09:48:50 PM
Despicable

sheepy

#2
March 29, 2004, 10:01:26 PM
i read it 2x now and it still doesnt make any sense to me
[quote=smilodon;228785]
Sheepy appears and begins to stroke my head. According to his slurred drunken speech I am "lovely and like a fuzzy felt". Thankfully he soon leaves and passes out somewhere. [/quote]

smite

#3
March 29, 2004, 10:05:29 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by sheepy@Mar 29 2004, 09:01 PM
i read it 2x now and it still doesnt make any sense to me
uh ...sheepy your scaring me?


:D Nice one gandy

DuVeL

#4
March 29, 2004, 10:07:56 PM
HAHAHA, good 1, had me laughing good that my lip is busted again.  :lmfao:  :D  :lmfao:
Survivor of LAN V, VI, VIII, IX, X, XII, XIV, XVI, XVIII, XX, XXIV, XXX, XXXII, XXXIV and XXXVI so far...
[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
[/QUOTE]

Stryker

#5
March 30, 2004, 11:54:23 AM
tres bon
-=[dMw]=-Stryker

Anonymous

#6
March 30, 2004, 12:06:04 PM
sehr gut

A Twig

#7
March 30, 2004, 12:08:24 PM
groooaaannnnn  :huh:  :D
[N~@] - Ninja Association
Although we may fade from life, life does not fade from our memories

Moment

#8
March 30, 2004, 03:38:41 PM
very gd  :lmfao:
War never been so much FUN, go up 2 your brother kill him with your gun leave him lying in his uniform dying in the sun,War never been so much fun....
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