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Started by DuVeL, March 30, 2004, 12:03:45 PM

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DuVeL

A woman is already more then a month in a coma. Nurses wash her body daily and until one washes her private parts she notices a reaction on the monitor.
When in the afternoon the husband arrives to visit her they say: It might be a bit odd but we believe that when you’d have oral sex with her she’ll get out of the coma. Since it’s your wife we’d like you to take care of it.
The husband doesn’t feel a bit for it but agrees if the nurses and so give him privacy and he enters the room where his wife is in. A few minutes later the nurses see a flat line and no more pulse.
The nurses run into the room and see the man standing and putting up his pants and hear him say: I think she choked!!!!!!
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[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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ChimpBoy

Jokes section?
If I wanted you to understand I would have explained it better

A Twig

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DuVeL

It's banter aswell. Ahwell, dear mister forumadmin, plz remove this post to the jokesection, ty.
Survivor of LAN V, VI, VIII, IX, X, XII, XIV, XVI, XVIII, XX, XXIV, XXX, XXXII, XXXIV and XXXVI so far...
[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
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Stryker

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