How to tell a worried Swede

[Doorman]

Here follows an excerpt of a Messenger conversation with Sadako. Sorry mate but I was falling about.

S:and I will kill you all!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... oops it got out    
S:LOL so when I come out from the airport I will go as far right as possible?
D:Nearly. Too far and you end up in Hornchurch
S:I stop when I see only green fields and cows
D:You goddit
S:rgr http://www.baa.com/main/airports/heathrow/...rame.htmlselect parking map
D:What's that all about?
S:I hope you know your way ... seems complicated ... LOL
D:If you're coming in to Heathrow, you've shit it!
S:oops .. that was heathrowLOLsorrysearching for the right mapLOL
D:Is that Swedish humour?
D:It don't work
S:http://www.baa.com/main/airports/stansted/getting_here_frame.html this is it
D:Oh yeah
D:Damn me
D:Are you fretting?
S:fretting?
D:Worrying unnecessarily
S:no but "Preparatus supervivet"the one who is prepared will survive
D:Don't talk shit!
S:it is a jungle out there you know
D:And I'm Tarzan
S:I'm not Jane to rescue ...
D:Don't tempt me with a Cheetah joke
S:LOL
D:See you at the airport on Saturday. Don't be late
S:Friday
D:Only joking
S:bar steward
D:Stop it, I'm pissing myself

[Gh0st Face Killah]

Oh Ron you are a naughty man!!!!


/me sniggers lots :lmfao:  :lmfao:  :lmfao:

[GRIM_REAPER]

lol :lmfao:  :lmfao:

[Squonk]

cracking ron  :lmfao:

[Doorman]

Sorry Mats, it's not as funny as it was.  :oops:

[Anonymous]

oh yes it bleedin well is