007

[Gandalf]

James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a smile, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The women notices this and asks:
"Is your date running late?".

"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state of the art watch. I was just testing it."

Intrigued, the woman says:
"A state of the art watch? What's so special about it?"

Bond explains:
"It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically".

The lady says:
"What's it telling you now?",
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."

The woman giggles and replies:
"Well it must be broken because I certainly am wearing panties!"

Bond frowns, and taps his watch:.....
"Bloody thing's an hour fast."