Red Bull Gives You Wings

Started by Gh0st Face Killah, December 27, 2002, 11:26:43 AM

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Gh0st Face Killah

pretty blond walks into a bar. There's only one person at the bar, a  hunky guy sipping a red bull. She pulls up a bar stool and asks: 'what you drinking?' 'red bull' he says. 'is it good?' she asks. 'nah, it tastes like vinegar, but it's a magic drink' he says. 'really?' she says skeptically. 'yes. one sip and you can fly around the building twice.' he said. she laughs, but notices he's serious. 'why don't you fly around the building then?' she says. 'ok.' says the hunk. he sips the drink, goes to the window and steps out, and magically he starts flying. he circuits the building twice and comes back in and sits down. 'see?' he says. 'can I try some?' say the blond. 'only if you promise to come back in after the second lap, because it wears off pretty fast.' says the guy handing over his drink. the blond takes a sip and heads for the window. she steps out and screams as she falls five floors and makes a mess on the sidewalk. the bartender, who has been washing glasses all this time spins around and looks at the guy who is laughing his head off. 'Superman, I've told you, these jokes are NOT funny....'
-=[dMw]=-Gh0st Face Killah
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Sn00ks

And the funny thing is that the barman was right. That joke was not funny  :wink:
Nice avatar GFK, did you spill something as the photo was taken?  :lol:  :lol:
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TeaLeaf

He was trying to show off his dome.........not much polishing needed to break through I'd say  :wink:

TL.  8)
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Gh0st Face Killah

Nah its a photo of me djing was probably looking at the decks or mixer

Thanks TL love you too.........
-=[dMw]=-Gh0st Face Killah
Ex Ingorantia Ad Spientiam, E Luce Ad Tenebras

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D. A. M. N.
Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia

TeaLeaf

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
TL.
Wisdom doesn\'t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.  (Tom Wilson)
Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships. (Michael Jordan)