The moral of the story is.....

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A young boy went up to his father and asked, "What's the
difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father ponders for a moment and then answered "Go ask your
mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid and
also ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid, then
come back and tell me what you learned.


So the boy went to his mother and asked "Mum would you sleep
with Robert Redford for a million quid?"

The mother replied, Definitely, I wouldn't pass an opportunity
like that."

The boy then went to his older sister and asked "Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid?"


The girl replied "Oh gosh, I would just love to do that, I
would be nuts to pass up that opportunity."

The boy then thought about it for a few days, and went back to
his father.

His father asked him "Did you find the difference between
potentially and
realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes, potentially we're sitting on 2 million
quid, but
realistically we're living with two slappers.

The father replied, "That's my boy."
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QuoteOriginally posted by Cadaver@Apr 22 2005, 06:58 AM
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lol

Jamoe


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