Three Word Story Continued :D

[Knabbel]

Once upon a hot Night Elf chick in the bath with a shiny cuddly big Vargen, Spiritus was sitting looking jealously at Adu's very big bottle of beer. Thinking “mmmmm... Pink”. Heal me Kineret Raggy yelled, with his manly voice because he sucks compared to Vargen's leet druid hacks, ninjaing aggro while Belzlblub tries to make some water. Then Suddenly a naked gnome appears flashing his shiny butt, blinding like Umbras gay cloak.
 
He said: "What the deuce?! Who the hell ninja'd my damn beer cag?! I was just about to pour it over Kreuz for dying again. Damn healers must hate him." I suck said Neff.
 
Then a giant marshmallow fell onto Spiritus' cuddly soft stomach, and burned him, because Belzlblub used pyroblast which crit for extra crispy crust. "Burn baby,burn", Belz yelled while flexing her Gnome wand.
 
"I'll get a hat for 100g if only DB had a sell able body. I wish my wang could polymorph him with my buttocks turning baby blue. And then he would be hot enough for Menedil to at least flash his tiny orb at him.
 
Later that night Vargen's pet, Onyxia, turned bad, killing baby elephants and ravaging Vargen's bunghole. Leeeeroy jeeenkins another ninja looting pony, tried to jump on Onyxia's back whilst holding a tiny dagger, only the dagger was actually a pork wearing a pink underwear, and so Voretex died more then he usually does at bath time. It seemed that this was a completely acceptable event.
 
Then came Christmas. Umbra dressed in a pink negligè. Ragnarh in tight plate hot pants was gyrating around with Menedil, while waving a huge bear suit. Vargen growls at the nightelf chick. I like f00d very much, conjured donuts aren't good, cause of the special mage hand lotion that Kreuz tanks with to avoid permanent friction burns from his constant humping of little gnomes in pink underwear and leather.
 
Meanwhile, Lucians mouse broke, because he had used a pizza making his pet happy and strong, so he steals food from a leper gnome which infected his mouse with evil goo and green slime, courtesy of Adu. So now Lucian has low DPS, still higher than sinap however. So Sinap beat Menedil hard with a large trout. The silly little rogue got ***PWND then, but not before Menedil's leet dps got him stabbed in the face by Adularenas shiny large trout. Everything just went wrong until Vargen shape shifted into a pony which got Sinap singing. Furiously Umbra likes peoples sisters so much that he knocked one up. Typical "protection spec" means Vargen cheated as always, but what did you expect from a Druid in Cheetah form...
 
Rudolph comes into the middle of a massive aerial assault battle and probes Vargens Anti air defense(bunghole) with huge flying Shaman. "Overpowered!" Yelled the shaman. As arcane missiles stabbed him in the face from Kreuz. But unfortunately Kreuz aggroed artillery from the vicious bunghole of Shammielover69. Optical Dont Rush! Then the party cheered joyfully with excitement, because Ragnarh suddenly got nekkid and hugged Neff. Then pantless Umbra fell out of his little hole, saying "This makes me look gay!" Taking off his minimalistic pink thong then looking gayer, while hugging Neff.
 
"Merry Christmas all", yelled the shaman who got stabbed, "and NERF mages!" Your mom shouted, all gay men run to Umbra and hug Sinap and kiss Vargen because he's cuddly!
 
The Cenarion champion Vargen rocks hard he thought, but furry hot pants left him undecided about what to eat for dinner. "I WANT PIE!" he angrily shouted, as Dalto ran into the kitchen. He found bananas, which made Spiritus go bananas about the new paladin revamp. "BANANA PAWNS!" Spiritus's monkey shouted while ninjaing Torir's boots of prophecy which had previously owned by a frying pan. This made Yliana go crazy, shouting MY DPS is really lame because neff Rox in Vargen's boxershorts.
 
Ragnarh was watching pokemon on the teletubby channel with Yliana's teletubbie helm and his pokemon gear on Neff was ***pawning, as usual, lvl 1 hordies. So when Ret got feared by a flying cucumber, the end was stuck in Umbra's shield spikes. So ret got anal-pain, which made Menedil jealouse and horny because he wants candy.
 
The end
 
Everyone thought but! No you TANGOers! Shouted sinap and burnt to death whilst thanking Menedil. The whiner Neff kicked some ass, and whined more "Nerf all others" than me Vargen and the murloc's DIED of suckyness.
 
Then one day the heroic Threbrilith wet his pants and on Dalto's pants, then Dalto did a "Neff" also known from the fabulous AFK went afk AGAIN! He was gone for ten years, and ten more "minutes".
 
"PEW PEW PEW!!!!!" The king shouted I R LEET. Sinaps small tiny.... BONK! make sense shouted Ragnarh, then Neffy Menedildoed two big orcs. Addy then grabbed their "assbeard" and made Spiritus giggle by making dolls out of it. This made Neff sad, and he went down to the AFK section to get some food. He never came to becoming a player that was a total fruit-cake that totally pwnd.
 
Cheesy cabbage lips is really nasty but Dajo thought "PEW PEW PEW "
 
This made Chuffy grab Dalto to do unholy stuff. Mister potential gay Voretex touched Menedil's...
 
"Who was that?" asked Cinderella while grabbing her boobs, lettuce and tomatoes stuffing her muffin in the oven. Out came Kate from lost. Wearing nothing but a thong . OMFG said jessica alba, and they cuddled together. Hot strong love they shared when Locke came in and saw chuck MOVED TO A NEW FORUM!11
 
This new forum looked suspiciously like a hooker sale. Said Neff while keeping Nefarion entertained all the whores. Nefarion didn't like the fact that neff was superior. This made Nefarion dress up in girls boots with shiny rubber dildos on his neck. This did not please the mighty Mufasa played by Kreuz. Yellow and slippery goo came from Umbra's bright shower.This made Ragnarh fondle some chicken wings while drinking from Vargen's wet and juicy furry bear water, but someone went "PEWPEWPEW" in Dalto's ear! "MY EAR!" shouted God to Neff, who was AFK "thou won't afk or my soft glass of milk SHALL SMITE YOU!" Apple crumble legs became chronically limp as he thrust his purple fist at Santa's large white bellybutton. Then a large rectangular basket of fruit flew in the new Airbus A380.
 
Chocolate chip jelly, dripping off my very thin, long vacuum cleaner. OOOKAAAY legtastic funk monkey ate a block of banana squares. "Let the juice fill the land and conquer Asia", Moses said before splitting the ass-cheeks of Umbra's ex with a large spoon. Finding smelly chocolate rubber-ducks . OMFG is that thing really a rubber duck? NO! its a RUBBERDUCK FFS not a rubber duck!!! thats not a thing like Neff have in his a.rse. Tini's ass was to big for small gnomes. Then Vargen showed up and snuck inside.
 
OUCH MY ASS IT F'kin BURNS thought O.J Simpson, after eating a rather large twinkie. wth, this twinkie is poisoned! THen he eat donut'sssssssssssssssssssssssss they're poison too! but luckily he died very fast....
 
.....but then spiritus drove Really fast and got ganked by a blue floating boat with eggs attached to his hellicopter almost as 'nam
Neff is af. Toff really sucks:smile: Neff Lied again:O Then the egg died.yelled Ketchup again omg! TEH BACON with ketchup added. MMM pink shouted A gardengnome just appeared out of nowhere . oh my cheesecake jesus said i r teh matador in eternity. Man , CHEESE PWNS Rudolf yelled while flying his TIE-fighter towards afk Neff , Neff used his giant penis strap-on and smitet the holy crap down then he got pwnt by a rattlecage while summoning Asmoden.
 
Lucian needed healing because of cramps that Umbra caused the night before. Oh Yeah shouted they whole night long and screamed at the epic critter that was just to fat to fit the bondage-latex-suit. Then! My TANGOing mom made some cookies for neff's dad wich he ate. With his mouth wide open he yawned. Then Nefertem came screaming like the drunk bum he is. BOOM my story rocks not as good as neff though, only luminance golden rod got enchanted due to lag said blizz, BS!
So we all wear pink hotpants so our balls will look like cute kokonuts with a waxed surface, like vargen's dream which included naked sterile hairless gnomes and dworf bubbleboys running around naked with Vargen's Stormrage toy car.
 
Teaelle shouted angrily at a rabit because....I was AFK.
 
Neff started crying while unzipping Paddings epic judgement leggings with a pencilsharpner and found by surprise it was just a big baloon that popped loudly in the banana. Making Neff go wild seeing this kinda gay/freakish event. Im freaking awesome!
 
We love Neff less then Luminance, we`re just kidding, we hate Neff! That's why SoG hates me. Neffles enjoyed playing with his rubber wheenie until it broke ( ), so he bought Umbra's love doll, wich Ubra didn't break. Then incentos went crazy blowing up stuff. Sad isn't it?Notrly pewpewpewpewpewpepwepwpewpwpw!
 
Lets end the Three Word Story! Go die!:sad:
No WHY WHY!!!
 
Dunno, maybe we make it a EROTIC ONE!(NO!)
and let neff guarding tehpwn! Thus we still can pwn some more.
and eat some of Padding's delicious pee wee tea. I crossdress often Daedalus said when kissing vargen's lips. Then suddenly a(n) plane land ontop neffs broken body assuming OJ Simpson wasn't ganking them, with his 6 dps wang wich broke. So he had been thinking about what just happend to the kitteys that Vargen ate!
Unfortunately, they soon kick BoB for trying to kill the TWS, therefor

[Luminance]

Once upon a hot Night Elf chick in the bath with a shiny cuddly big Vargen, Spiritus was sitting looking jealously at Adu's very big bottle of beer. Thinking “mmmmm... Pink”. Heal me Kineret Raggy yelled, with his manly voice because he sucks compared to Vargen's leet druid hacks, ninjaing aggro while Belzlblub tries to make some water. Then Suddenly a naked gnome appears flashing his shiny butt, blinding like Umbras gay cloak.
 
He said: "What the deuce?! Who the hell ninja'd my damn beer cag?! I was just about to pour it over Kreuz for dying again. Damn healers must hate him." I suck said Neff.
 
Then a giant marshmallow fell onto Spiritus' cuddly soft stomach, and burned him, because Belzlblub used pyroblast which crit for extra crispy crust. "Burn baby,burn", Belz yelled while flexing her Gnome wand.
 
"I'll get a hat for 100g if only DB had a sell able body. I wish my wang could polymorph him with my buttocks turning baby blue. And then he would be hot enough for Menedil to at least flash his tiny orb at him.
 
Later that night Vargen's pet, Onyxia, turned bad, killing baby elephants and ravaging Vargen's bunghole. Leeeeroy jeeenkins another ninja looting pony, tried to jump on Onyxia's back whilst holding a tiny dagger, only the dagger was actually a pork wearing a pink underwear, and so Voretex died more then he usually does at bath time. It seemed that this was a completely acceptable event.
 
Then came Christmas. Umbra dressed in a pink negligè. Ragnarh in tight plate hot pants was gyrating around with Menedil, while waving a huge bear suit. Vargen growls at the nightelf chick. I like f00d very much, conjured donuts aren't good, cause of the special mage hand lotion that Kreuz tanks with to avoid permanent friction burns from his constant humping of little gnomes in pink underwear and leather.
 
Meanwhile, Lucians mouse broke, because he had used a pizza making his pet happy and strong, so he steals food from a leper gnome which infected his mouse with evil goo and green slime, courtesy of Adu. So now Lucian has low DPS, still higher than sinap however. So Sinap beat Menedil hard with a large trout. The silly little rogue got ***PWND then, but not before Menedil's leet dps got him stabbed in the face by Adularenas shiny large trout. Everything just went wrong until Vargen shape shifted into a pony which got Sinap singing. Furiously Umbra likes peoples sisters so much that he knocked one up. Typical "protection spec" means Vargen cheated as always, but what did you expect from a Druid in Cheetah form...
 
Rudolph comes into the middle of a massive aerial assault battle and probes Vargens Anti air defense(bunghole) with huge flying Shaman. "Overpowered!" Yelled the shaman. As arcane missiles stabbed him in the face from Kreuz. But unfortunately Kreuz aggroed artillery from the vicious bunghole of Shammielover69. Optical Dont Rush! Then the party cheered joyfully with excitement, because Ragnarh suddenly got nekkid and hugged Neff. Then pantless Umbra fell out of his little hole, saying "This makes me look gay!" Taking off his minimalistic pink thong then looking gayer, while hugging Neff.
 
"Merry Christmas all", yelled the shaman who got stabbed, "and NERF mages!" Your mom shouted, all gay men run to Umbra and hug Sinap and kiss Vargen because he's cuddly!
 
The Cenarion champion Vargen rocks hard he thought, but furry hot pants left him undecided about what to eat for dinner. "I WANT PIE!" he angrily shouted, as Dalto ran into the kitchen. He found bananas, which made Spiritus go bananas about the new paladin revamp. "BANANA PAWNS!" Spiritus's monkey shouted while ninjaing Torir's boots of prophecy which had previously owned by a frying pan. This made Yliana go crazy, shouting MY DPS is really lame because neff Rox in Vargen's boxershorts.
 
Ragnarh was watching pokemon on the teletubby channel with Yliana's teletubbie helm and his pokemon gear on Neff was ***pawning, as usual, lvl 1 hordies. So when Ret got feared by a flying cucumber, the end was stuck in Umbra's shield spikes. So ret got anal-pain, which made Menedil jealouse and horny because he wants candy.
 
The end
 
Everyone thought but! No you TANGOers! Shouted sinap and burnt to death whilst thanking Menedil. The whiner Neff kicked some ass, and whined more "Nerf all others" than me Vargen and the murloc's DIED of suckyness.
 
Then one day the heroic Threbrilith wet his pants and on Dalto's pants, then Dalto did a "Neff" also known from the fabulous AFK went afk AGAIN! He was gone for ten years, and ten more "minutes".
 
"PEW PEW PEW!!!!!" The king shouted I R LEET. Sinaps small tiny.... BONK! make sense shouted Ragnarh, then Neffy Menedildoed two big orcs. Addy then grabbed their "assbeard" and made Spiritus giggle by making dolls out of it. This made Neff sad, and he went down to the AFK section to get some food. He never came to becoming a player that was a total fruit-cake that totally pwnd.
 
Cheesy cabbage lips is really nasty but Dajo thought "PEW PEW PEW "
 
This made Chuffy grab Dalto to do unholy stuff. Mister potential gay Voretex touched Menedil's...
 
"Who was that?" asked Cinderella while grabbing her boobs, lettuce and tomatoes stuffing her muffin in the oven. Out came Kate from lost. Wearing nothing but a thong . OMFG said jessica alba, and they cuddled together. Hot strong love they shared when Locke came in and saw chuck MOVED TO A NEW FORUM!11
 
This new forum looked suspiciously like a hooker sale. Said Neff while keeping Nefarion entertained all the whores. Nefarion didn't like the fact that neff was superior. This made Nefarion dress up in girls boots with shiny rubber dildos on his neck. This did not please the mighty Mufasa played by Kreuz. Yellow and slippery goo came from Umbra's bright shower.This made Ragnarh fondle some chicken wings while drinking from Vargen's wet and juicy furry bear water, but someone went "PEWPEWPEW" in Dalto's ear! "MY EAR!" shouted God to Neff, who was AFK "thou won't afk or my soft glass of milk SHALL SMITE YOU!" Apple crumble legs became chronically limp as he thrust his purple fist at Santa's large white bellybutton. Then a large rectangular basket of fruit flew in the new Airbus A380.
 
Chocolate chip jelly, dripping off my very thin, long vacuum cleaner. OOOKAAAY legtastic funk monkey ate a block of banana squares. "Let the juice fill the land and conquer Asia", Moses said before splitting the ass-cheeks of Umbra's ex with a large spoon. Finding smelly chocolate rubber-ducks . OMFG is that thing really a rubber duck? NO! its a RUBBERDUCK FFS not a rubber duck!!! thats not a thing like Neff have in his a.rse. Tini's ass was to big for small gnomes. Then Vargen showed up and snuck inside.
 
OUCH MY ASS IT F'kin BURNS thought O.J Simpson, after eating a rather large twinkie. wth, this twinkie is poisoned! THen he eat donut'sssssssssssssssssssssssss they're poison too! but luckily he died very fast....
 
.....but then spiritus drove Really fast and got ganked by a blue floating boat with eggs attached to his hellicopter almost as 'nam
Neff is af. Toff really sucks:smile: Neff Lied again:O Then the egg died.yelled Ketchup again omg! TEH BACON with ketchup added. MMM pink shouted A gardengnome just appeared out of nowhere . oh my cheesecake jesus said i r teh matador in eternity. Man , CHEESE PWNS Rudolf yelled while flying his TIE-fighter towards afk Neff , Neff used his giant penis strap-on and smitet the holy crap down then he got pwnt by a rattlecage while summoning Asmoden.
 
Lucian needed healing because of cramps that Umbra caused the night before. Oh Yeah shouted they whole night long and screamed at the epic critter that was just to fat to fit the bondage-latex-suit. Then! My TANGOing mom made some cookies for neff's dad wich he ate. With his mouth wide open he yawned. Then Nefertem came screaming like the drunk bum he is. BOOM my story rocks not as good as neff though, only luminance golden rod got enchanted due to lag said blizz, BS!
So we all wear pink hotpants so our balls will look like cute kokonuts with a waxed surface, like vargen's dream which included naked sterile hairless gnomes and dworf bubbleboys running around naked with Vargen's Stormrage toy car.
 
Teaelle shouted angrily at a rabit because....I was AFK.
 
Neff started crying while unzipping Paddings epic judgement leggings with a pencilsharpner and found by surprise it was just a big baloon that popped loudly in the banana. Making Neff go wild seeing this kinda gay/freakish event. Im freaking awesome!
 
We love Neff less then Luminance, we`re just kidding, we hate Neff! That's why SoG hates me. Neffles enjoyed playing with his rubber wheenie until it broke ( ), so he bought Umbra's love doll, wich Ubra didn't break. Then incentos went crazy blowing up stuff. Sad isn't it?Notrly pewpewpewpewpewpepwepwpewpwpw!
 
Lets end the Three Word Story! Go die!:sad:
No WHY WHY!!!
 
Dunno, maybe we make it a EROTIC ONE!(NO!)
and let neff guarding tehpwn! Thus we still can pwn some more.
and eat some of Padding's delicious pee wee tea. I crossdress often Daedalus said when kissing vargen's lips. Then suddenly a(n) plane land ontop neffs broken body assuming OJ Simpson wasn't ganking them, with his 6 dps wang wich broke. So he had been thinking about what just happend to the kitteys that Vargen ate!
Unfortunately, they soon kick BoB for trying to kill the TWS, therefor they made kittensoup

[Neff]

Once upon a hot Night Elf chick in the bath with a shiny cuddly big Vargen, Spiritus was sitting looking jealously at Adu's very big bottle of beer. Thinking “mmmmm... Pink”. Heal me Kineret Raggy yelled, with his manly voice because he sucks compared to Vargen's leet druid hacks, ninjaing aggro while Belzlblub tries to make some water. Then Suddenly a naked gnome appears flashing his shiny butt, blinding like Umbras gay cloak.
 
He said: "What the deuce?! Who the hell ninja'd my damn beer cag?! I was just about to pour it over Kreuz for dying again. Damn healers must hate him." I suck said Neff.
 
Then a giant marshmallow fell onto Spiritus' cuddly soft stomach, and burned him, because Belzlblub used pyroblast which crit for extra crispy crust. "Burn baby,burn", Belz yelled while flexing her Gnome wand.
 
"I'll get a hat for 100g if only DB had a sell able body. I wish my wang could polymorph him with my buttocks turning baby blue. And then he would be hot enough for Menedil to at least flash his tiny orb at him.
 
Later that night Vargen's pet, Onyxia, turned bad, killing baby elephants and ravaging Vargen's bunghole. Leeeeroy jeeenkins another ninja looting pony, tried to jump on Onyxia's back whilst holding a tiny dagger, only the dagger was actually a pork wearing a pink underwear, and so Voretex died more then he usually does at bath time. It seemed that this was a completely acceptable event.
 
Then came Christmas. Umbra dressed in a pink negligè. Ragnarh in tight plate hot pants was gyrating around with Menedil, while waving a huge bear suit. Vargen growls at the nightelf chick. I like f00d very much, conjured donuts aren't good, cause of the special mage hand lotion that Kreuz tanks with to avoid permanent friction burns from his constant humping of little gnomes in pink underwear and leather.
 
Meanwhile, Lucians mouse broke, because he had used a pizza making his pet happy and strong, so he steals food from a leper gnome which infected his mouse with evil goo and green slime, courtesy of Adu. So now Lucian has low DPS, still higher than sinap however. So Sinap beat Menedil hard with a large trout. The silly little rogue got ***PWND then, but not before Menedil's leet dps got him stabbed in the face by Adularenas shiny large trout. Everything just went wrong until Vargen shape shifted into a pony which got Sinap singing. Furiously Umbra likes peoples sisters so much that he knocked one up. Typical "protection spec" means Vargen cheated as always, but what did you expect from a Druid in Cheetah form...
 
Rudolph comes into the middle of a massive aerial assault battle and probes Vargens Anti air defense(bunghole) with huge flying Shaman. "Overpowered!" Yelled the shaman. As arcane missiles stabbed him in the face from Kreuz. But unfortunately Kreuz aggroed artillery from the vicious bunghole of Shammielover69. Optical Dont Rush! Then the party cheered joyfully with excitement, because Ragnarh suddenly got nekkid and hugged Neff. Then pantless Umbra fell out of his little hole, saying "This makes me look gay!" Taking off his minimalistic pink thong then looking gayer, while hugging Neff.
 
"Merry Christmas all", yelled the shaman who got stabbed, "and NERF mages!" Your mom shouted, all gay men run to Umbra and hug Sinap and kiss Vargen because he's cuddly!
 
The Cenarion champion Vargen rocks hard he thought, but furry hot pants left him undecided about what to eat for dinner. "I WANT PIE!" he angrily shouted, as Dalto ran into the kitchen. He found bananas, which made Spiritus go bananas about the new paladin revamp. "BANANA PAWNS!" Spiritus's monkey shouted while ninjaing Torir's boots of prophecy which had previously owned by a frying pan. This made Yliana go crazy, shouting MY DPS is really lame because neff Rox in Vargen's boxershorts.
 
Ragnarh was watching pokemon on the teletubby channel with Yliana's teletubbie helm and his pokemon gear on Neff was ***pawning, as usual, lvl 1 hordies. So when Ret got feared by a flying cucumber, the end was stuck in Umbra's shield spikes. So ret got anal-pain, which made Menedil jealouse and horny because he wants candy.
 
The end
 
Everyone thought but! No you TANGOers! Shouted sinap and burnt to death whilst thanking Menedil. The whiner Neff kicked some ass, and whined more "Nerf all others" than me Vargen and the murloc's DIED of suckyness.
 
Then one day the heroic Threbrilith wet his pants and on Dalto's pants, then Dalto did a "Neff" also known from the fabulous AFK went afk AGAIN! He was gone for ten years, and ten more "minutes".
 
"PEW PEW PEW!!!!!" The king shouted I R LEET. Sinaps small tiny.... BONK! make sense shouted Ragnarh, then Neffy Menedildoed two big orcs. Addy then grabbed their "assbeard" and made Spiritus giggle by making dolls out of it. This made Neff sad, and he went down to the AFK section to get some food. He never came to becoming a player that was a total fruit-cake that totally pwnd.
 
Cheesy cabbage lips is really nasty but Dajo thought "PEW PEW PEW "
 
This made Chuffy grab Dalto to do unholy stuff. Mister potential gay Voretex touched Menedil's...
 
"Who was that?" asked Cinderella while grabbing her boobs, lettuce and tomatoes stuffing her muffin in the oven. Out came Kate from lost. Wearing nothing but a thong . OMFG said jessica alba, and they cuddled together. Hot strong love they shared when Locke came in and saw chuck MOVED TO A NEW FORUM!11
 
This new forum looked suspiciously like a hooker sale. Said Neff while keeping Nefarion entertained all the whores. Nefarion didn't like the fact that neff was superior. This made Nefarion dress up in girls boots with shiny rubber dildos on his neck. This did not please the mighty Mufasa played by Kreuz. Yellow and slippery goo came from Umbra's bright shower.This made Ragnarh fondle some chicken wings while drinking from Vargen's wet and juicy furry bear water, but someone went "PEWPEWPEW" in Dalto's ear! "MY EAR!" shouted God to Neff, who was AFK "thou won't afk or my soft glass of milk SHALL SMITE YOU!" Apple crumble legs became chronically limp as he thrust his purple fist at Santa's large white bellybutton. Then a large rectangular basket of fruit flew in the new Airbus A380.
 
Chocolate chip jelly, dripping off my very thin, long vacuum cleaner. OOOKAAAY legtastic funk monkey ate a block of banana squares. "Let the juice fill the land and conquer Asia", Moses said before splitting the ass-cheeks of Umbra's ex with a large spoon. Finding smelly chocolate rubber-ducks . OMFG is that thing really a rubber duck? NO! its a RUBBERDUCK FFS not a rubber duck!!! thats not a thing like Neff have in his a.rse. Tini's ass was to big for small gnomes. Then Vargen showed up and snuck inside.
 
OUCH MY ASS IT F'kin BURNS thought O.J Simpson, after eating a rather large twinkie. wth, this twinkie is poisoned! THen he eat donut'sssssssssssssssssssssssss they're poison too! but luckily he died very fast....
 
.....but then spiritus drove Really fast and got ganked by a blue floating boat with eggs attached to his hellicopter almost as 'nam
Neff is af. Toff really sucks:smile: Neff Lied again:O Then the egg died.yelled Ketchup again omg! TEH BACON with ketchup added. MMM pink shouted A gardengnome just appeared out of nowhere . oh my cheesecake jesus said i r teh matador in eternity. Man , CHEESE PWNS Rudolf yelled while flying his TIE-fighter towards afk Neff , Neff used his giant penis strap-on and smitet the holy crap down then he got pwnt by a rattlecage while summoning Asmoden.
 
Lucian needed healing because of cramps that Umbra caused the night before. Oh Yeah shouted they whole night long and screamed at the epic critter that was just to fat to fit the bondage-latex-suit. Then! My TANGOing mom made some cookies for neff's dad wich he ate. With his mouth wide open he yawned. Then Nefertem came screaming like the drunk bum he is. BOOM my story rocks not as good as neff though, only luminance golden rod got enchanted due to lag said blizz, BS!
So we all wear pink hotpants so our balls will look like cute kokonuts with a waxed surface, like vargen's dream which included naked sterile hairless gnomes and dworf bubbleboys running around naked with Vargen's Stormrage toy car.
 
Teaelle shouted angrily at a rabit because....I was AFK.
 
Neff started crying while unzipping Paddings epic judgement leggings with a pencilsharpner and found by surprise it was just a big baloon that popped loudly in the banana. Making Neff go wild seeing this kinda gay/freakish event. Im freaking awesome!
 
We love Neff less then Luminance, we`re just kidding, we hate Neff! That's why SoG hates me. Neffles enjoyed playing with his rubber wheenie until it broke ( ), so he bought Umbra's love doll, wich Ubra didn't break. Then incentos went crazy blowing up stuff. Sad isn't it?Notrly pewpewpewpewpewpepwepwpewpwpw!
 
Lets end the Three Word Story! Go die!:sad:
No WHY WHY!!!
 
Dunno, maybe we make it a EROTIC ONE!(NO!)
and let neff guarding tehpwn! Thus we still can pwn some more.
and eat some of Padding's delicious pee wee tea. I crossdress often Daedalus said when kissing vargen's lips. Then suddenly a(n) plane land ontop neffs broken body assuming OJ Simpson wasn't ganking them, with his 6 dps wang wich broke. So he had been thinking about what just happend to the kitteys that Vargen ate!
Unfortunately, they soon kick BoB for trying to kill the TWS, therefor they made kittensoup out of Luminance.

[Luminance]

Once upon a hot Night Elf chick in the bath with a shiny cuddly big Vargen, Spiritus was sitting looking jealously at Adu's very big bottle of beer. Thinking “mmmmm... Pink”. Heal me Kineret Raggy yelled, with his manly voice because he sucks compared to Vargen's leet druid hacks, ninjaing aggro while Belzlblub tries to make some water. Then Suddenly a naked gnome appears flashing his shiny butt, blinding like Umbras gay cloak.
 
He said: "What the deuce?! Who the hell ninja'd my damn beer cag?! I was just about to pour it over Kreuz for dying again. Damn healers must hate him." I suck said Neff.
 
Then a giant marshmallow fell onto Spiritus' cuddly soft stomach, and burned him, because Belzlblub used pyroblast which crit for extra crispy crust. "Burn baby,burn", Belz yelled while flexing her Gnome wand.
 
"I'll get a hat for 100g if only DB had a sell able body. I wish my wang could polymorph him with my buttocks turning baby blue. And then he would be hot enough for Menedil to at least flash his tiny orb at him.
 
Later that night Vargen's pet, Onyxia, turned bad, killing baby elephants and ravaging Vargen's bunghole. Leeeeroy jeeenkins another ninja looting pony, tried to jump on Onyxia's back whilst holding a tiny dagger, only the dagger was actually a pork wearing a pink underwear, and so Voretex died more then he usually does at bath time. It seemed that this was a completely acceptable event.
 
Then came Christmas. Umbra dressed in a pink negligè. Ragnarh in tight plate hot pants was gyrating around with Menedil, while waving a huge bear suit. Vargen growls at the nightelf chick. I like f00d very much, conjured donuts aren't good, cause of the special mage hand lotion that Kreuz tanks with to avoid permanent friction burns from his constant humping of little gnomes in pink underwear and leather.
 
Meanwhile, Lucians mouse broke, because he had used a pizza making his pet happy and strong, so he steals food from a leper gnome which infected his mouse with evil goo and green slime, courtesy of Adu. So now Lucian has low DPS, still higher than sinap however. So Sinap beat Menedil hard with a large trout. The silly little rogue got ***PWND then, but not before Menedil's leet dps got him stabbed in the face by Adularenas shiny large trout. Everything just went wrong until Vargen shape shifted into a pony which got Sinap singing. Furiously Umbra likes peoples sisters so much that he knocked one up. Typical "protection spec" means Vargen cheated as always, but what did you expect from a Druid in Cheetah form...
 
Rudolph comes into the middle of a massive aerial assault battle and probes Vargens Anti air defense(bunghole) with huge flying Shaman. "Overpowered!" Yelled the shaman. As arcane missiles stabbed him in the face from Kreuz. But unfortunately Kreuz aggroed artillery from the vicious bunghole of Shammielover69. Optical Dont Rush! Then the party cheered joyfully with excitement, because Ragnarh suddenly got nekkid and hugged Neff. Then pantless Umbra fell out of his little hole, saying "This makes me look gay!" Taking off his minimalistic pink thong then looking gayer, while hugging Neff.
 
"Merry Christmas all", yelled the shaman who got stabbed, "and NERF mages!" Your mom shouted, all gay men run to Umbra and hug Sinap and kiss Vargen because he's cuddly!
 
The Cenarion champion Vargen rocks hard he thought, but furry hot pants left him undecided about what to eat for dinner. "I WANT PIE!" he angrily shouted, as Dalto ran into the kitchen. He found bananas, which made Spiritus go bananas about the new paladin revamp. "BANANA PAWNS!" Spiritus's monkey shouted while ninjaing Torir's boots of prophecy which had previously owned by a frying pan. This made Yliana go crazy, shouting MY DPS is really lame because neff Rox in Vargen's boxershorts.
 
Ragnarh was watching pokemon on the teletubby channel with Yliana's teletubbie helm and his pokemon gear on Neff was ***pawning, as usual, lvl 1 hordies. So when Ret got feared by a flying cucumber, the end was stuck in Umbra's shield spikes. So ret got anal-pain, which made Menedil jealouse and horny because he wants candy.
 
The end
 
Everyone thought but! No you TANGOers! Shouted sinap and burnt to death whilst thanking Menedil. The whiner Neff kicked some ass, and whined more "Nerf all others" than me Vargen and the murloc's DIED of suckyness.
 
Then one day the heroic Threbrilith wet his pants and on Dalto's pants, then Dalto did a "Neff" also known from the fabulous AFK went afk AGAIN! He was gone for ten years, and ten more "minutes".
 
"PEW PEW PEW!!!!!" The king shouted I R LEET. Sinaps small tiny.... BONK! make sense shouted Ragnarh, then Neffy Menedildoed two big orcs. Addy then grabbed their "assbeard" and made Spiritus giggle by making dolls out of it. This made Neff sad, and he went down to the AFK section to get some food. He never came to becoming a player that was a total fruit-cake that totally pwnd.
 
Cheesy cabbage lips is really nasty but Dajo thought "PEW PEW PEW "
 
This made Chuffy grab Dalto to do unholy stuff. Mister potential gay Voretex touched Menedil's...
 
"Who was that?" asked Cinderella while grabbing her boobs, lettuce and tomatoes stuffing her muffin in the oven. Out came Kate from lost. Wearing nothing but a thong . OMFG said jessica alba, and they cuddled together. Hot strong love they shared when Locke came in and saw chuck MOVED TO A NEW FORUM!11
 
This new forum looked suspiciously like a hooker sale. Said Neff while keeping Nefarion entertained all the whores. Nefarion didn't like the fact that neff was superior. This made Nefarion dress up in girls boots with shiny rubber dildos on his neck. This did not please the mighty Mufasa played by Kreuz. Yellow and slippery goo came from Umbra's bright shower.This made Ragnarh fondle some chicken wings while drinking from Vargen's wet and juicy furry bear water, but someone went "PEWPEWPEW" in Dalto's ear! "MY EAR!" shouted God to Neff, who was AFK "thou won't afk or my soft glass of milk SHALL SMITE YOU!" Apple crumble legs became chronically limp as he thrust his purple fist at Santa's large white bellybutton. Then a large rectangular basket of fruit flew in the new Airbus A380.
 
Chocolate chip jelly, dripping off my very thin, long vacuum cleaner. OOOKAAAY legtastic funk monkey ate a block of banana squares. "Let the juice fill the land and conquer Asia", Moses said before splitting the ass-cheeks of Umbra's ex with a large spoon. Finding smelly chocolate rubber-ducks . OMFG is that thing really a rubber duck? NO! its a RUBBERDUCK FFS not a rubber duck!!! thats not a thing like Neff have in his a.rse. Tini's ass was to big for small gnomes. Then Vargen showed up and snuck inside.
 
OUCH MY ASS IT F'kin BURNS thought O.J Simpson, after eating a rather large twinkie. wth, this twinkie is poisoned! THen he eat donut'sssssssssssssssssssssssss they're poison too! but luckily he died very fast....
 
.....but then spiritus drove Really fast and got ganked by a blue floating boat with eggs attached to his hellicopter almost as 'nam
Neff is af. Toff really sucks:smile: Neff Lied again:O Then the egg died.yelled Ketchup again omg! TEH BACON with ketchup added. MMM pink shouted A gardengnome just appeared out of nowhere . oh my cheesecake jesus said i r teh matador in eternity. Man , CHEESE PWNS Rudolf yelled while flying his TIE-fighter towards afk Neff , Neff used his giant penis strap-on and smitet the holy crap down then he got pwnt by a rattlecage while summoning Asmoden.
 
Lucian needed healing because of cramps that Umbra caused the night before. Oh Yeah shouted they whole night long and screamed at the epic critter that was just to fat to fit the bondage-latex-suit. Then! My TANGOing mom made some cookies for neff's dad wich he ate. With his mouth wide open he yawned. Then Nefertem came screaming like the drunk bum he is. BOOM my story rocks not as good as neff though, only luminance golden rod got enchanted due to lag said blizz, BS!
So we all wear pink hotpants so our balls will look like cute kokonuts with a waxed surface, like vargen's dream which included naked sterile hairless gnomes and dworf bubbleboys running around naked with Vargen's Stormrage toy car.
 
Teaelle shouted angrily at a rabit because....I was AFK.
 
Neff started crying while unzipping Paddings epic judgement leggings with a pencilsharpner and found by surprise it was just a big baloon that popped loudly in the banana. Making Neff go wild seeing this kinda gay/freakish event. Im freaking awesome!
 
We love Neff less then Luminance, we`re just kidding, we hate Neff! That's why SoG hates me. Neffles enjoyed playing with his rubber wheenie until it broke ( ), so he bought Umbra's love doll, wich Ubra didn't break. Then incentos went crazy blowing up stuff. Sad isn't it?Notrly pewpewpewpewpewpepwepwpewpwpw!
 
Lets end the Three Word Story! Go die!:sad:
No WHY WHY!!!
 
Dunno, maybe we make it a EROTIC ONE!(NO!)
and let neff guarding tehpwn! Thus we still can pwn some more.
and eat some of Padding's delicious pee wee tea. I crossdress often Daedalus said when kissing vargen's lips. Then suddenly a(n) plane land ontop neffs broken body assuming OJ Simpson wasn't ganking them, with his 6 dps wang wich broke. So he had been thinking about what just happend to the kitteys that Vargen ate!
Unfortunately, they soon kick BoB for trying to kill the TWS, therefor they made kittensoup out of Luminance. This soup was

[Neff]

Once upon a hot Night Elf chick in the bath with a shiny cuddly big Vargen, Spiritus was sitting looking jealously at Adu's very big bottle of beer. Thinking “mmmmm... Pink”. Heal me Kineret Raggy yelled, with his manly voice because he sucks compared to Vargen's leet druid hacks, ninjaing aggro while Belzlblub tries to make some water. Then Suddenly a naked gnome appears flashing his shiny butt, blinding like Umbras gay cloak.
 
He said: "What the deuce?! Who the hell ninja'd my damn beer cag?! I was just about to pour it over Kreuz for dying again. Damn healers must hate him." I suck said Neff.
 
Then a giant marshmallow fell onto Spiritus' cuddly soft stomach, and burned him, because Belzlblub used pyroblast which crit for extra crispy crust. "Burn baby,burn", Belz yelled while flexing her Gnome wand.
 
"I'll get a hat for 100g if only DB had a sell able body. I wish my wang could polymorph him with my buttocks turning baby blue. And then he would be hot enough for Menedil to at least flash his tiny orb at him.
 
Later that night Vargen's pet, Onyxia, turned bad, killing baby elephants and ravaging Vargen's bunghole. Leeeeroy jeeenkins another ninja looting pony, tried to jump on Onyxia's back whilst holding a tiny dagger, only the dagger was actually a pork wearing a pink underwear, and so Voretex died more then he usually does at bath time. It seemed that this was a completely acceptable event.
 
Then came Christmas. Umbra dressed in a pink negligè. Ragnarh in tight plate hot pants was gyrating around with Menedil, while waving a huge bear suit. Vargen growls at the nightelf chick. I like f00d very much, conjured donuts aren't good, cause of the special mage hand lotion that Kreuz tanks with to avoid permanent friction burns from his constant humping of little gnomes in pink underwear and leather.
 
Meanwhile, Lucians mouse broke, because he had used a pizza making his pet happy and strong, so he steals food from a leper gnome which infected his mouse with evil goo and green slime, courtesy of Adu. So now Lucian has low DPS, still higher than sinap however. So Sinap beat Menedil hard with a large trout. The silly little rogue got ***PWND then, but not before Menedil's leet dps got him stabbed in the face by Adularenas shiny large trout. Everything just went wrong until Vargen shape shifted into a pony which got Sinap singing. Furiously Umbra likes peoples sisters so much that he knocked one up. Typical "protection spec" means Vargen cheated as always, but what did you expect from a Druid in Cheetah form...
 
Rudolph comes into the middle of a massive aerial assault battle and probes Vargens Anti air defense(bunghole) with huge flying Shaman. "Overpowered!" Yelled the shaman. As arcane missiles stabbed him in the face from Kreuz. But unfortunately Kreuz aggroed artillery from the vicious bunghole of Shammielover69. Optical Dont Rush! Then the party cheered joyfully with excitement, because Ragnarh suddenly got nekkid and hugged Neff. Then pantless Umbra fell out of his little hole, saying "This makes me look gay!" Taking off his minimalistic pink thong then looking gayer, while hugging Neff.
 
"Merry Christmas all", yelled the shaman who got stabbed, "and NERF mages!" Your mom shouted, all gay men run to Umbra and hug Sinap and kiss Vargen because he's cuddly!
 
The Cenarion champion Vargen rocks hard he thought, but furry hot pants left him undecided about what to eat for dinner. "I WANT PIE!" he angrily shouted, as Dalto ran into the kitchen. He found bananas, which made Spiritus go bananas about the new paladin revamp. "BANANA PAWNS!" Spiritus's monkey shouted while ninjaing Torir's boots of prophecy which had previously owned by a frying pan. This made Yliana go crazy, shouting MY DPS is really lame because neff Rox in Vargen's boxershorts.
 
Ragnarh was watching pokemon on the teletubby channel with Yliana's teletubbie helm and his pokemon gear on Neff was ***pawning, as usual, lvl 1 hordies. So when Ret got feared by a flying cucumber, the end was stuck in Umbra's shield spikes. So ret got anal-pain, which made Menedil jealouse and horny because he wants candy.
 
The end
 
Everyone thought but! No you TANGOers! Shouted sinap and burnt to death whilst thanking Menedil. The whiner Neff kicked some ass, and whined more "Nerf all others" than me Vargen and the murloc's DIED of suckyness.
 
Then one day the heroic Threbrilith wet his pants and on Dalto's pants, then Dalto did a "Neff" also known from the fabulous AFK went afk AGAIN! He was gone for ten years, and ten more "minutes".
 
"PEW PEW PEW!!!!!" The king shouted I R LEET. Sinaps small tiny.... BONK! make sense shouted Ragnarh, then Neffy Menedildoed two big orcs. Addy then grabbed their "assbeard" and made Spiritus giggle by making dolls out of it. This made Neff sad, and he went down to the AFK section to get some food. He never came to becoming a player that was a total fruit-cake that totally pwnd.
 
Cheesy cabbage lips is really nasty but Dajo thought "PEW PEW PEW "
 
This made Chuffy grab Dalto to do unholy stuff. Mister potential gay Voretex touched Menedil's...
 
"Who was that?" asked Cinderella while grabbing her boobs, lettuce and tomatoes stuffing her muffin in the oven. Out came Kate from lost. Wearing nothing but a thong . OMFG said jessica alba, and they cuddled together. Hot strong love they shared when Locke came in and saw chuck MOVED TO A NEW FORUM!11
 
This new forum looked suspiciously like a hooker sale. Said Neff while keeping Nefarion entertained all the whores. Nefarion didn't like the fact that neff was superior. This made Nefarion dress up in girls boots with shiny rubber dildos on his neck. This did not please the mighty Mufasa played by Kreuz. Yellow and slippery goo came from Umbra's bright shower.This made Ragnarh fondle some chicken wings while drinking from Vargen's wet and juicy furry bear water, but someone went "PEWPEWPEW" in Dalto's ear! "MY EAR!" shouted God to Neff, who was AFK "thou won't afk or my soft glass of milk SHALL SMITE YOU!" Apple crumble legs became chronically limp as he thrust his purple fist at Santa's large white bellybutton. Then a large rectangular basket of fruit flew in the new Airbus A380.
 
Chocolate chip jelly, dripping off my very thin, long vacuum cleaner. OOOKAAAY legtastic funk monkey ate a block of banana squares. "Let the juice fill the land and conquer Asia", Moses said before splitting the ass-cheeks of Umbra's ex with a large spoon. Finding smelly chocolate rubber-ducks . OMFG is that thing really a rubber duck? NO! its a RUBBERDUCK FFS not a rubber duck!!! thats not a thing like Neff have in his a.rse. Tini's ass was to big for small gnomes. Then Vargen showed up and snuck inside.
 
OUCH MY ASS IT F'kin BURNS thought O.J Simpson, after eating a rather large twinkie. wth, this twinkie is poisoned! THen he eat donut'sssssssssssssssssssssssss they're poison too! but luckily he died very fast....
 
.....but then spiritus drove Really fast and got ganked by a blue floating boat with eggs attached to his hellicopter almost as 'nam
Neff is af. Toff really sucks:smile: Neff Lied again:O Then the egg died.yelled Ketchup again omg! TEH BACON with ketchup added. MMM pink shouted A gardengnome just appeared out of nowhere . oh my cheesecake jesus said i r teh matador in eternity. Man , CHEESE PWNS Rudolf yelled while flying his TIE-fighter towards afk Neff , Neff used his giant penis strap-on and smitet the holy crap down then he got pwnt by a rattlecage while summoning Asmoden.
 
Lucian needed healing because of cramps that Umbra caused the night before. Oh Yeah shouted they whole night long and screamed at the epic critter that was just to fat to fit the bondage-latex-suit. Then! My TANGOing mom made some cookies for neff's dad wich he ate. With his mouth wide open he yawned. Then Nefertem came screaming like the drunk bum he is. BOOM my story rocks not as good as neff though, only luminance golden rod got enchanted due to lag said blizz, BS!
So we all wear pink hotpants so our balls will look like cute kokonuts with a waxed surface, like vargen's dream which included naked sterile hairless gnomes and dworf bubbleboys running around naked with Vargen's Stormrage toy car.
 
Teaelle shouted angrily at a rabit because....I was AFK.
 
Neff started crying while unzipping Paddings epic judgement leggings with a pencilsharpner and found by surprise it was just a big baloon that popped loudly in the banana. Making Neff go wild seeing this kinda gay/freakish event. Im freaking awesome!
 
We love Neff less then Luminance, we`re just kidding, we hate Neff! That's why SoG hates me. Neffles enjoyed playing with his rubber wheenie until it broke ( ), so he bought Umbra's love doll, wich Ubra didn't break. Then incentos went crazy blowing up stuff. Sad isn't it?Notrly pewpewpewpewpewpepwepwpewpwpw!
 
Lets end the Three Word Story! Go die!:sad:
No WHY WHY!!!
 
Dunno, maybe we make it a EROTIC ONE!(NO!)
and let neff guarding tehpwn! Thus we still can pwn some more.
and eat some of Padding's delicious pee wee tea. I crossdress often Daedalus said when kissing vargen's lips. Then suddenly a(n) plane land ontop neffs broken body assuming OJ Simpson wasn't ganking them, with his 6 dps wang wich broke. So he had been thinking about what just happend to the kitteys that Vargen ate!
Unfortunately, they soon kick BoB for trying to kill the TWS, therefor they made kittensoup out of Luminance. This soup was made of Threbrilith

[Padding]

Once upon a hot Night Elf chick in the bath with a shiny cuddly big Vargen, Spiritus was sitting looking jealously at Adu's very big bottle of beer. Thinking “mmmmm... Pink”. Heal me Kineret Raggy yelled, with his manly voice because he sucks compared to Vargen's leet druid hacks, ninjaing aggro while Belzlblub tries to make some water. Then Suddenly a naked gnome appears flashing his shiny butt, blinding like Umbras gay cloak.

He said: "What the deuce?! Who the hell ninja'd my damn beer cag?! I was just about to pour it over Kreuz for dying again. Damn healers must hate him." I suck said Neff.

Then a giant marshmallow fell onto Spiritus' cuddly soft stomach, and burned him, because Belzlblub used pyroblast which crit for extra crispy crust. "Burn baby,burn", Belz yelled while flexing her Gnome wand.

"I'll get a hat for 100g if only DB had a sell able body. I wish my wang could polymorph him with my buttocks turning baby blue. And then he would be hot enough for Menedil to at least flash his tiny orb at him.

Later that night Vargen's pet, Onyxia, turned bad, killing baby elephants and ravaging Vargen's bunghole. Leeeeroy jeeenkins another ninja looting pony, tried to jump on Onyxia's back whilst holding a tiny dagger, only the dagger was actually a pork wearing a pink underwear, and so Voretex died more then he usually does at bath time. It seemed that this was a completely acceptable event.

Then came Christmas. Umbra dressed in a pink negligè. Ragnarh in tight plate hot pants was gyrating around with Menedil, while waving a huge bear suit. Vargen growls at the nightelf chick. I like f00d very much, conjured donuts aren't good, cause of the special mage hand lotion that Kreuz tanks with to avoid permanent friction burns from his constant humping of little gnomes in pink underwear and leather.

Meanwhile, Lucians mouse broke, because he had used a pizza making his pet happy and strong, so he steals food from a leper gnome which infected his mouse with evil goo and green slime, courtesy of Adu. So now Lucian has low DPS, still higher than sinap however. So Sinap beat Menedil hard with a large trout. The silly little rogue got ***PWND then, but not before Menedil's leet dps got him stabbed in the face by Adularenas shiny large trout. Everything just went wrong until Vargen shape shifted into a pony which got Sinap singing. Furiously Umbra likes peoples sisters so much that he knocked one up. Typical "protection spec" means Vargen cheated as always, but what did you expect from a Druid in Cheetah form...

Rudolph comes into the middle of a massive aerial assault battle and probes Vargens Anti air defense(bunghole) with huge flying Shaman. "Overpowered!" Yelled the shaman. As arcane missiles stabbed him in the face from Kreuz. But unfortunately Kreuz aggroed artillery from the vicious bunghole of Shammielover69. Optical Dont Rush! Then the party cheered joyfully with excitement, because Ragnarh suddenly got nekkid and hugged Neff. Then pantless Umbra fell out of his little hole, saying "This makes me look gay!" Taking off his minimalistic pink thong then looking gayer, while hugging Neff.

"Merry Christmas all", yelled the shaman who got stabbed, "and NERF mages!" Your mom shouted, all gay men run to Umbra and hug Sinap and kiss Vargen because he's cuddly!

The Cenarion champion Vargen rocks hard he thought, but furry hot pants left him undecided about what to eat for dinner. "I WANT PIE!" he angrily shouted, as Dalto ran into the kitchen. He found bananas, which made Spiritus go bananas about the new paladin revamp. "BANANA PAWNS!" Spiritus's monkey shouted while ninjaing Torir's boots of prophecy which had previously owned by a frying pan. This made Yliana go crazy, shouting MY DPS is really lame because neff Rox in Vargen's boxershorts.

Ragnarh was watching pokemon on the teletubby channel with Yliana's teletubbie helm and his pokemon gear on Neff was ***pawning, as usual, lvl 1 hordies. So when Ret got feared by a flying cucumber, the end was stuck in Umbra's shield spikes. So ret got anal-pain, which made Menedil jealouse and horny because he wants candy.

The end

Everyone thought but! No you TANGOers! Shouted sinap and burnt to death whilst thanking Menedil. The whiner Neff kicked some ass, and whined more "Nerf all others" than me Vargen and the murloc's DIED of suckyness.

Then one day the heroic Threbrilith wet his pants and on Dalto's pants, then Dalto did a "Neff" also known from the fabulous AFK went afk AGAIN! He was gone for ten years, and ten more "minutes".

"PEW PEW PEW!!!!!" The king shouted I R LEET. Sinaps small tiny.... BONK! make sense shouted Ragnarh, then Neffy Menedildoed two big orcs. Addy then grabbed their "assbeard" and made Spiritus giggle by making dolls out of it. This made Neff sad, and he went down to the AFK section to get some food. He never came to becoming a player that was a total fruit-cake that totally pwnd.

Cheesy cabbage lips is really nasty but Dajo thought "PEW PEW PEW "

This made Chuffy grab Dalto to do unholy stuff. Mister potential gay Voretex touched Menedil's...

"Who was that?" asked Cinderella while grabbing her boobs, lettuce and tomatoes stuffing her muffin in the oven. Out came Kate from lost. Wearing nothing but a thong . OMFG said jessica alba, and they cuddled together. Hot strong love they shared when Locke came in and saw chuck MOVED TO A NEW FORUM!11

This new forum looked suspiciously like a hooker sale. Said Neff while keeping Nefarion entertained all the whores. Nefarion didn't like the fact that neff was superior. This made Nefarion dress up in girls boots with shiny rubber dildos on his neck. This did not please the mighty Mufasa played by Kreuz. Yellow and slippery goo came from Umbra's bright shower.This made Ragnarh fondle some chicken wings while drinking from Vargen's wet and juicy furry bear water, but someone went "PEWPEWPEW" in Dalto's ear! "MY EAR!" shouted God to Neff, who was AFK "thou won't afk or my soft glass of milk SHALL SMITE YOU!" Apple crumble legs became chronically limp as he thrust his purple fist at Santa's large white bellybutton. Then a large rectangular basket of fruit flew in the new Airbus A380.

Chocolate chip jelly, dripping off my very thin, long vacuum cleaner. OOOKAAAY legtastic funk monkey ate a block of banana squares. "Let the juice fill the land and conquer Asia", Moses said before splitting the ass-cheeks of Umbra's ex with a large spoon. Finding smelly chocolate rubber-ducks . OMFG is that thing really a rubber duck? NO! its a RUBBERDUCK FFS not a rubber duck!!! thats not a thing like Neff have in his a.rse. Tini's ass was to big for small gnomes. Then Vargen showed up and snuck inside.

OUCH MY ASS IT F'kin BURNS thought O.J Simpson, after eating a rather large twinkie. wth, this twinkie is poisoned! THen he eat donut'sssssssssssssssssssssssss they're poison too! but luckily he died very fast....

.....but then spiritus drove Really fast and got ganked by a blue floating boat with eggs attached to his hellicopter almost as 'nam
Neff is af. Toff really sucks:smile: Neff Lied again:O Then the egg died.yelled Ketchup again omg! TEH BACON with ketchup added. MMM pink shouted A gardengnome just appeared out of nowhere . oh my cheesecake jesus said i r teh matador in eternity. Man , CHEESE PWNS Rudolf yelled while flying his TIE-fighter towards afk Neff , Neff used his giant penis strap-on and smitet the holy crap down then he got pwnt by a rattlecage while summoning Asmoden.

Lucian needed healing because of cramps that Umbra caused the night before. Oh Yeah shouted they whole night long and screamed at the epic critter that was just to fat to fit the bondage-latex-suit. Then! My TANGOing mom made some cookies for neff's dad wich he ate. With his mouth wide open he yawned. Then Nefertem came screaming like the drunk bum he is. BOOM my story rocks not as good as neff though, only luminance golden rod got enchanted due to lag said blizz, BS!
So we all wear pink hotpants so our balls will look like cute kokonuts with a waxed surface, like vargen's dream which included naked sterile hairless gnomes and dworf bubbleboys running around naked with Vargen's Stormrage toy car.

Teaelle shouted angrily at a rabit because....I was AFK.

Neff started crying while unzipping Paddings epic judgement leggings with a pencilsharpner and found by surprise it was just a big baloon that popped loudly in the banana. Making Neff go wild seeing this kinda gay/freakish event. Im freaking awesome!

We love Neff less then Luminance, we`re just kidding, we hate Neff! That's why SoG hates me. Neffles enjoyed playing with his rubber wheenie until it broke ( ), so he bought Umbra's love doll, wich Ubra didn't break. Then incentos went crazy blowing up stuff. Sad isn't it?Notrly pewpewpewpewpewpepwepwpewpwpw!

Lets end the Three Word Story! Go die!:sad:
No WHY WHY!!!

Dunno, maybe we make it a EROTIC ONE!(NO!)
and let neff guarding tehpwn! Thus we still can pwn some more.
and eat some of Padding's delicious pee wee tea. I crossdress often Daedalus said when kissing vargen's lips. Then suddenly a(n) plane land ontop neffs broken body assuming OJ Simpson wasn't ganking them, with his 6 dps wang wich broke. So he had been thinking about what just happend to the kitteys that Vargen ate!
Unfortunately, they soon kick BoB for trying to kill the TWS, therefor they made kittensoup out of Luminance. This soup was made of Threbrilith weird funky hairstyle

[Luminance]

Once upon a hot Night Elf chick in the bath with a shiny cuddly big Vargen, Spiritus was sitting looking jealously at Adu's very big bottle of beer. Thinking “mmmmm... Pink”. Heal me Kineret Raggy yelled, with his manly voice because he sucks compared to Vargen's leet druid hacks, ninjaing aggro while Belzlblub tries to make some water. Then Suddenly a naked gnome appears flashing his shiny butt, blinding like Umbras gay cloak.

He said: "What the deuce?! Who the hell ninja'd my damn beer cag?! I was just about to pour it over Kreuz for dying again. Damn healers must hate him." I suck said Neff.

Then a giant marshmallow fell onto Spiritus' cuddly soft stomach, and burned him, because Belzlblub used pyroblast which crit for extra crispy crust. "Burn baby,burn", Belz yelled while flexing her Gnome wand.

"I'll get a hat for 100g if only DB had a sell able body. I wish my wang could polymorph him with my buttocks turning baby blue. And then he would be hot enough for Menedil to at least flash his tiny orb at him.

Later that night Vargen's pet, Onyxia, turned bad, killing baby elephants and ravaging Vargen's bunghole. Leeeeroy jeeenkins another ninja looting pony, tried to jump on Onyxia's back whilst holding a tiny dagger, only the dagger was actually a pork wearing a pink underwear, and so Voretex died more then he usually does at bath time. It seemed that this was a completely acceptable event.

Then came Christmas. Umbra dressed in a pink negligè. Ragnarh in tight plate hot pants was gyrating around with Menedil, while waving a huge bear suit. Vargen growls at the nightelf chick. I like f00d very much, conjured donuts aren't good, cause of the special mage hand lotion that Kreuz tanks with to avoid permanent friction burns from his constant humping of little gnomes in pink underwear and leather.

Meanwhile, Lucians mouse broke, because he had used a pizza making his pet happy and strong, so he steals food from a leper gnome which infected his mouse with evil goo and green slime, courtesy of Adu. So now Lucian has low DPS, still higher than sinap however. So Sinap beat Menedil hard with a large trout. The silly little rogue got ***PWND then, but not before Menedil's leet dps got him stabbed in the face by Adularenas shiny large trout. Everything just went wrong until Vargen shape shifted into a pony which got Sinap singing. Furiously Umbra likes peoples sisters so much that he knocked one up. Typical "protection spec" means Vargen cheated as always, but what did you expect from a Druid in Cheetah form...

Rudolph comes into the middle of a massive aerial assault battle and probes Vargens Anti air defense(bunghole) with huge flying Shaman. "Overpowered!" Yelled the shaman. As arcane missiles stabbed him in the face from Kreuz. But unfortunately Kreuz aggroed artillery from the vicious bunghole of Shammielover69. Optical Dont Rush! Then the party cheered joyfully with excitement, because Ragnarh suddenly got nekkid and hugged Neff. Then pantless Umbra fell out of his little hole, saying "This makes me look gay!" Taking off his minimalistic pink thong then looking gayer, while hugging Neff.

"Merry Christmas all", yelled the shaman who got stabbed, "and NERF mages!" Your mom shouted, all gay men run to Umbra and hug Sinap and kiss Vargen because he's cuddly!

The Cenarion champion Vargen rocks hard he thought, but furry hot pants left him undecided about what to eat for dinner. "I WANT PIE!" he angrily shouted, as Dalto ran into the kitchen. He found bananas, which made Spiritus go bananas about the new paladin revamp. "BANANA PAWNS!" Spiritus's monkey shouted while ninjaing Torir's boots of prophecy which had previously owned by a frying pan. This made Yliana go crazy, shouting MY DPS is really lame because neff Rox in Vargen's boxershorts.

Ragnarh was watching pokemon on the teletubby channel with Yliana's teletubbie helm and his pokemon gear on Neff was ***pawning, as usual, lvl 1 hordies. So when Ret got feared by a flying cucumber, the end was stuck in Umbra's shield spikes. So ret got anal-pain, which made Menedil jealouse and horny because he wants candy.

The end

Everyone thought but! No you TANGOers! Shouted sinap and burnt to death whilst thanking Menedil. The whiner Neff kicked some ass, and whined more "Nerf all others" than me Vargen and the murloc's DIED of suckyness.

Then one day the heroic Threbrilith wet his pants and on Dalto's pants, then Dalto did a "Neff" also known from the fabulous AFK went afk AGAIN! He was gone for ten years, and ten more "minutes".

"PEW PEW PEW!!!!!" The king shouted I R LEET. Sinaps small tiny.... BONK! make sense shouted Ragnarh, then Neffy Menedildoed two big orcs. Addy then grabbed their "assbeard" and made Spiritus giggle by making dolls out of it. This made Neff sad, and he went down to the AFK section to get some food. He never came to becoming a player that was a total fruit-cake that totally pwnd.

Cheesy cabbage lips is really nasty but Dajo thought "PEW PEW PEW "

This made Chuffy grab Dalto to do unholy stuff. Mister potential gay Voretex touched Menedil's...

"Who was that?" asked Cinderella while grabbing her boobs, lettuce and tomatoes stuffing her muffin in the oven. Out came Kate from lost. Wearing nothing but a thong . OMFG said jessica alba, and they cuddled together. Hot strong love they shared when Locke came in and saw chuck MOVED TO A NEW FORUM!11

This new forum looked suspiciously like a hooker sale. Said Neff while keeping Nefarion entertained all the whores. Nefarion didn't like the fact that neff was superior. This made Nefarion dress up in girls boots with shiny rubber dildos on his neck. This did not please the mighty Mufasa played by Kreuz. Yellow and slippery goo came from Umbra's bright shower.This made Ragnarh fondle some chicken wings while drinking from Vargen's wet and juicy furry bear water, but someone went "PEWPEWPEW" in Dalto's ear! "MY EAR!" shouted God to Neff, who was AFK "thou won't afk or my soft glass of milk SHALL SMITE YOU!" Apple crumble legs became chronically limp as he thrust his purple fist at Santa's large white bellybutton. Then a large rectangular basket of fruit flew in the new Airbus A380.

Chocolate chip jelly, dripping off my very thin, long vacuum cleaner. OOOKAAAY legtastic funk monkey ate a block of banana squares. "Let the juice fill the land and conquer Asia", Moses said before splitting the ass-cheeks of Umbra's ex with a large spoon. Finding smelly chocolate rubber-ducks . OMFG is that thing really a rubber duck? NO! its a RUBBERDUCK FFS not a rubber duck!!! thats not a thing like Neff have in his a.rse. Tini's ass was to big for small gnomes. Then Vargen showed up and snuck inside.

OUCH MY ASS IT F'kin BURNS thought O.J Simpson, after eating a rather large twinkie. wth, this twinkie is poisoned! THen he eat donut'sssssssssssssssssssssssss they're poison too! but luckily he died very fast....

.....but then spiritus drove Really fast and got ganked by a blue floating boat with eggs attached to his hellicopter almost as 'nam
Neff is af. Toff really sucks:smile: Neff Lied again:O Then the egg died.yelled Ketchup again omg! TEH BACON with ketchup added. MMM pink shouted A gardengnome just appeared out of nowhere . oh my cheesecake jesus said i r teh matador in eternity. Man , CHEESE PWNS Rudolf yelled while flying his TIE-fighter towards afk Neff , Neff used his giant penis strap-on and smitet the holy crap down then he got pwnt by a rattlecage while summoning Asmoden.

Lucian needed healing because of cramps that Umbra caused the night before. Oh Yeah shouted they whole night long and screamed at the epic critter that was just to fat to fit the bondage-latex-suit. Then! My TANGOing mom made some cookies for neff's dad wich he ate. With his mouth wide open he yawned. Then Nefertem came screaming like the drunk bum he is. BOOM my story rocks not as good as neff though, only luminance golden rod got enchanted due to lag said blizz, BS!
So we all wear pink hotpants so our balls will look like cute kokonuts with a waxed surface, like vargen's dream which included naked sterile hairless gnomes and dworf bubbleboys running around naked with Vargen's Stormrage toy car.

Teaelle shouted angrily at a rabit because....I was AFK.

Neff started crying while unzipping Paddings epic judgement leggings with a pencilsharpner and found by surprise it was just a big baloon that popped loudly in the banana. Making Neff go wild seeing this kinda gay/freakish event. Im freaking awesome!

We love Neff less then Luminance, we`re just kidding, we hate Neff! That's why SoG hates me. Neffles enjoyed playing with his rubber wheenie until it broke ( ), so he bought Umbra's love doll, wich Ubra didn't break. Then incentos went crazy blowing up stuff. Sad isn't it?Notrly pewpewpewpewpewpepwepwpewpwpw!

Lets end the Three Word Story! Go die!:sad:
No WHY WHY!!!

Dunno, maybe we make it a EROTIC ONE!(NO!)
and let neff guarding tehpwn! Thus we still can pwn some more.
and eat some of Padding's delicious pee wee tea. I crossdress often Daedalus said when kissing vargen's lips. Then suddenly a(n) plane land ontop neffs broken body assuming OJ Simpson wasn't ganking them, with his 6 dps wang wich broke. So he had been thinking about what just happend to the kitteys that Vargen ate!
Unfortunately, they soon kick BoB for trying to kill the TWS, therefor they made kittensoup out of Luminance. This soup was made of Threbrilith weird funky hairstyle mixed with jellybeans

[Neff]

Once upon a hot Night Elf chick in the bath with a shiny cuddly big Vargen, Spiritus was sitting looking jealously at Adu's very big bottle of beer. Thinking “mmmmm... Pink”. Heal me Kineret Raggy yelled, with his manly voice because he sucks compared to Vargen's leet druid hacks, ninjaing aggro while Belzlblub tries to make some water. Then Suddenly a naked gnome appears flashing his shiny butt, blinding like Umbras gay cloak.

He said: "What the deuce?! Who the hell ninja'd my damn beer cag?! I was just about to pour it over Kreuz for dying again. Damn healers must hate him." I suck said Neff.

Then a giant marshmallow fell onto Spiritus' cuddly soft stomach, and burned him, because Belzlblub used pyroblast which crit for extra crispy crust. "Burn baby,burn", Belz yelled while flexing her Gnome wand.

"I'll get a hat for 100g if only DB had a sell able body. I wish my wang could polymorph him with my buttocks turning baby blue. And then he would be hot enough for Menedil to at least flash his tiny orb at him.

Later that night Vargen's pet, Onyxia, turned bad, killing baby elephants and ravaging Vargen's bunghole. Leeeeroy jeeenkins another ninja looting pony, tried to jump on Onyxia's back whilst holding a tiny dagger, only the dagger was actually a pork wearing a pink underwear, and so Voretex died more then he usually does at bath time. It seemed that this was a completely acceptable event.

Then came Christmas. Umbra dressed in a pink negligè. Ragnarh in tight plate hot pants was gyrating around with Menedil, while waving a huge bear suit. Vargen growls at the nightelf chick. I like f00d very much, conjured donuts aren't good, cause of the special mage hand lotion that Kreuz tanks with to avoid permanent friction burns from his constant humping of little gnomes in pink underwear and leather.

Meanwhile, Lucians mouse broke, because he had used a pizza making his pet happy and strong, so he steals food from a leper gnome which infected his mouse with evil goo and green slime, courtesy of Adu. So now Lucian has low DPS, still higher than sinap however. So Sinap beat Menedil hard with a large trout. The silly little rogue got ***PWND then, but not before Menedil's leet dps got him stabbed in the face by Adularenas shiny large trout. Everything just went wrong until Vargen shape shifted into a pony which got Sinap singing. Furiously Umbra likes peoples sisters so much that he knocked one up. Typical "protection spec" means Vargen cheated as always, but what did you expect from a Druid in Cheetah form...

Rudolph comes into the middle of a massive aerial assault battle and probes Vargens Anti air defense(bunghole) with huge flying Shaman. "Overpowered!" Yelled the shaman. As arcane missiles stabbed him in the face from Kreuz. But unfortunately Kreuz aggroed artillery from the vicious bunghole of Shammielover69. Optical Dont Rush! Then the party cheered joyfully with excitement, because Ragnarh suddenly got nekkid and hugged Neff. Then pantless Umbra fell out of his little hole, saying "This makes me look gay!" Taking off his minimalistic pink thong then looking gayer, while hugging Neff.

"Merry Christmas all", yelled the shaman who got stabbed, "and NERF mages!" Your mom shouted, all gay men run to Umbra and hug Sinap and kiss Vargen because he's cuddly!

The Cenarion champion Vargen rocks hard he thought, but furry hot pants left him undecided about what to eat for dinner. "I WANT PIE!" he angrily shouted, as Dalto ran into the kitchen. He found bananas, which made Spiritus go bananas about the new paladin revamp. "BANANA PAWNS!" Spiritus's monkey shouted while ninjaing Torir's boots of prophecy which had previously owned by a frying pan. This made Yliana go crazy, shouting MY DPS is really lame because neff Rox in Vargen's boxershorts.

Ragnarh was watching pokemon on the teletubby channel with Yliana's teletubbie helm and his pokemon gear on Neff was ***pawning, as usual, lvl 1 hordies. So when Ret got feared by a flying cucumber, the end was stuck in Umbra's shield spikes. So ret got anal-pain, which made Menedil jealouse and horny because he wants candy.

The end

Everyone thought but! No you TANGOers! Shouted sinap and burnt to death whilst thanking Menedil. The whiner Neff kicked some ass, and whined more "Nerf all others" than me Vargen and the murloc's DIED of suckyness.

Then one day the heroic Threbrilith wet his pants and on Dalto's pants, then Dalto did a "Neff" also known from the fabulous AFK went afk AGAIN! He was gone for ten years, and ten more "minutes".

"PEW PEW PEW!!!!!" The king shouted I R LEET. Sinaps small tiny.... BONK! make sense shouted Ragnarh, then Neffy Menedildoed two big orcs. Addy then grabbed their "assbeard" and made Spiritus giggle by making dolls out of it. This made Neff sad, and he went down to the AFK section to get some food. He never came to becoming a player that was a total fruit-cake that totally pwnd.

Cheesy cabbage lips is really nasty but Dajo thought "PEW PEW PEW "

This made Chuffy grab Dalto to do unholy stuff. Mister potential gay Voretex touched Menedil's...

"Who was that?" asked Cinderella while grabbing her boobs, lettuce and tomatoes stuffing her muffin in the oven. Out came Kate from lost. Wearing nothing but a thong . OMFG said jessica alba, and they cuddled together. Hot strong love they shared when Locke came in and saw chuck MOVED TO A NEW FORUM!11

This new forum looked suspiciously like a hooker sale. Said Neff while keeping Nefarion entertained all the whores. Nefarion didn't like the fact that neff was superior. This made Nefarion dress up in girls boots with shiny rubber dildos on his neck. This did not please the mighty Mufasa played by Kreuz. Yellow and slippery goo came from Umbra's bright shower.This made Ragnarh fondle some chicken wings while drinking from Vargen's wet and juicy furry bear water, but someone went "PEWPEWPEW" in Dalto's ear! "MY EAR!" shouted God to Neff, who was AFK "thou won't afk or my soft glass of milk SHALL SMITE YOU!" Apple crumble legs became chronically limp as he thrust his purple fist at Santa's large white bellybutton. Then a large rectangular basket of fruit flew in the new Airbus A380.

Chocolate chip jelly, dripping off my very thin, long vacuum cleaner. OOOKAAAY legtastic funk monkey ate a block of banana squares. "Let the juice fill the land and conquer Asia", Moses said before splitting the ass-cheeks of Umbra's ex with a large spoon. Finding smelly chocolate rubber-ducks . OMFG is that thing really a rubber duck? NO! its a RUBBERDUCK FFS not a rubber duck!!! thats not a thing like Neff have in his a.rse. Tini's ass was to big for small gnomes. Then Vargen showed up and snuck inside.

OUCH MY ASS IT F'kin BURNS thought O.J Simpson, after eating a rather large twinkie. wth, this twinkie is poisoned! THen he eat donut'sssssssssssssssssssssssss they're poison too! but luckily he died very fast....

.....but then spiritus drove Really fast and got ganked by a blue floating boat with eggs attached to his hellicopter almost as 'nam
Neff is af. Toff really sucks:smile: Neff Lied again:O Then the egg died.yelled Ketchup again omg! TEH BACON with ketchup added. MMM pink shouted A gardengnome just appeared out of nowhere . oh my cheesecake jesus said i r teh matador in eternity. Man , CHEESE PWNS Rudolf yelled while flying his TIE-fighter towards afk Neff , Neff used his giant penis strap-on and smitet the holy crap down then he got pwnt by a rattlecage while summoning Asmoden.

Lucian needed healing because of cramps that Umbra caused the night before. Oh Yeah shouted they whole night long and screamed at the epic critter that was just to fat to fit the bondage-latex-suit. Then! My TANGOing mom made some cookies for neff's dad wich he ate. With his mouth wide open he yawned. Then Nefertem came screaming like the drunk bum he is. BOOM my story rocks not as good as neff though, only luminance golden rod got enchanted due to lag said blizz, BS!
So we all wear pink hotpants so our balls will look like cute kokonuts with a waxed surface, like vargen's dream which included naked sterile hairless gnomes and dworf bubbleboys running around naked with Vargen's Stormrage toy car.

Teaelle shouted angrily at a rabit because....I was AFK.

Neff started crying while unzipping Paddings epic judgement leggings with a pencilsharpner and found by surprise it was just a big baloon that popped loudly in the banana. Making Neff go wild seeing this kinda gay/freakish event. Im freaking awesome!

We love Neff less then Luminance, we`re just kidding, we hate Neff! That's why SoG hates me. Neffles enjoyed playing with his rubber wheenie until it broke ( ), so he bought Umbra's love doll, wich Ubra didn't break. Then incentos went crazy blowing up stuff. Sad isn't it?Notrly pewpewpewpewpewpepwepwpewpwpw!

Lets end the Three Word Story! Go die!:sad:
No WHY WHY!!!

Dunno, maybe we make it a EROTIC ONE!(NO!)
and let neff guarding tehpwn! Thus we still can pwn some more.
and eat some of Padding's delicious pee wee tea. I crossdress often Daedalus said when kissing vargen's lips. Then suddenly a(n) plane land ontop neffs broken body assuming OJ Simpson wasn't ganking them, with his 6 dps wang wich broke. So he had been thinking about what just happend to the kitteys that Vargen ate!
Unfortunately, they soon kick BoB for trying to kill the TWS, therefor they made kittensoup out of Luminance. This soup was made of Threbrilith weird funky hairstyle mixed with jellybeans. Suddenly Vargen took

[Luminance]

Once upon a hot Night Elf chick in the bath with a shiny cuddly big Vargen, Spiritus was sitting looking jealously at Adu's very big bottle of beer. Thinking “mmmmm... Pink”. Heal me Kineret Raggy yelled, with his manly voice because he sucks compared to Vargen's leet druid hacks, ninjaing aggro while Belzlblub tries to make some water. Then Suddenly a naked gnome appears flashing his shiny butt, blinding like Umbras gay cloak.

He said: "What the deuce?! Who the hell ninja'd my damn beer cag?! I was just about to pour it over Kreuz for dying again. Damn healers must hate him." I suck said Neff.

Then a giant marshmallow fell onto Spiritus' cuddly soft stomach, and burned him, because Belzlblub used pyroblast which crit for extra crispy crust. "Burn baby,burn", Belz yelled while flexing her Gnome wand.

"I'll get a hat for 100g if only DB had a sell able body. I wish my wang could polymorph him with my buttocks turning baby blue. And then he would be hot enough for Menedil to at least flash his tiny orb at him.

Later that night Vargen's pet, Onyxia, turned bad, killing baby elephants and ravaging Vargen's bunghole. Leeeeroy jeeenkins another ninja looting pony, tried to jump on Onyxia's back whilst holding a tiny dagger, only the dagger was actually a pork wearing a pink underwear, and so Voretex died more then he usually does at bath time. It seemed that this was a completely acceptable event.

Then came Christmas. Umbra dressed in a pink negligè. Ragnarh in tight plate hot pants was gyrating around with Menedil, while waving a huge bear suit. Vargen growls at the nightelf chick. I like f00d very much, conjured donuts aren't good, cause of the special mage hand lotion that Kreuz tanks with to avoid permanent friction burns from his constant humping of little gnomes in pink underwear and leather.

Meanwhile, Lucians mouse broke, because he had used a pizza making his pet happy and strong, so he steals food from a leper gnome which infected his mouse with evil goo and green slime, courtesy of Adu. So now Lucian has low DPS, still higher than sinap however. So Sinap beat Menedil hard with a large trout. The silly little rogue got ***PWND then, but not before Menedil's leet dps got him stabbed in the face by Adularenas shiny large trout. Everything just went wrong until Vargen shape shifted into a pony which got Sinap singing. Furiously Umbra likes peoples sisters so much that he knocked one up. Typical "protection spec" means Vargen cheated as always, but what did you expect from a Druid in Cheetah form...

Rudolph comes into the middle of a massive aerial assault battle and probes Vargens Anti air defense(bunghole) with huge flying Shaman. "Overpowered!" Yelled the shaman. As arcane missiles stabbed him in the face from Kreuz. But unfortunately Kreuz aggroed artillery from the vicious bunghole of Shammielover69. Optical Dont Rush! Then the party cheered joyfully with excitement, because Ragnarh suddenly got nekkid and hugged Neff. Then pantless Umbra fell out of his little hole, saying "This makes me look gay!" Taking off his minimalistic pink thong then looking gayer, while hugging Neff.

"Merry Christmas all", yelled the shaman who got stabbed, "and NERF mages!" Your mom shouted, all gay men run to Umbra and hug Sinap and kiss Vargen because he's cuddly!

The Cenarion champion Vargen rocks hard he thought, but furry hot pants left him undecided about what to eat for dinner. "I WANT PIE!" he angrily shouted, as Dalto ran into the kitchen. He found bananas, which made Spiritus go bananas about the new paladin revamp. "BANANA PAWNS!" Spiritus's monkey shouted while ninjaing Torir's boots of prophecy which had previously owned by a frying pan. This made Yliana go crazy, shouting MY DPS is really lame because neff Rox in Vargen's boxershorts.

Ragnarh was watching pokemon on the teletubby channel with Yliana's teletubbie helm and his pokemon gear on Neff was ***pawning, as usual, lvl 1 hordies. So when Ret got feared by a flying cucumber, the end was stuck in Umbra's shield spikes. So ret got anal-pain, which made Menedil jealouse and horny because he wants candy.

The end

Everyone thought but! No you TANGOers! Shouted sinap and burnt to death whilst thanking Menedil. The whiner Neff kicked some ass, and whined more "Nerf all others" than me Vargen and the murloc's DIED of suckyness.

Then one day the heroic Threbrilith wet his pants and on Dalto's pants, then Dalto did a "Neff" also known from the fabulous AFK went afk AGAIN! He was gone for ten years, and ten more "minutes".

"PEW PEW PEW!!!!!" The king shouted I R LEET. Sinaps small tiny.... BONK! make sense shouted Ragnarh, then Neffy Menedildoed two big orcs. Addy then grabbed their "assbeard" and made Spiritus giggle by making dolls out of it. This made Neff sad, and he went down to the AFK section to get some food. He never came to becoming a player that was a total fruit-cake that totally pwnd.

Cheesy cabbage lips is really nasty but Dajo thought "PEW PEW PEW "

This made Chuffy grab Dalto to do unholy stuff. Mister potential gay Voretex touched Menedil's...

"Who was that?" asked Cinderella while grabbing her boobs, lettuce and tomatoes stuffing her muffin in the oven. Out came Kate from lost. Wearing nothing but a thong . OMFG said jessica alba, and they cuddled together. Hot strong love they shared when Locke came in and saw chuck MOVED TO A NEW FORUM!11

This new forum looked suspiciously like a hooker sale. Said Neff while keeping Nefarion entertained all the whores. Nefarion didn't like the fact that neff was superior. This made Nefarion dress up in girls boots with shiny rubber dildos on his neck. This did not please the mighty Mufasa played by Kreuz. Yellow and slippery goo came from Umbra's bright shower.This made Ragnarh fondle some chicken wings while drinking from Vargen's wet and juicy furry bear water, but someone went "PEWPEWPEW" in Dalto's ear! "MY EAR!" shouted God to Neff, who was AFK "thou won't afk or my soft glass of milk SHALL SMITE YOU!" Apple crumble legs became chronically limp as he thrust his purple fist at Santa's large white bellybutton. Then a large rectangular basket of fruit flew in the new Airbus A380.

Chocolate chip jelly, dripping off my very thin, long vacuum cleaner. OOOKAAAY legtastic funk monkey ate a block of banana squares. "Let the juice fill the land and conquer Asia", Moses said before splitting the ass-cheeks of Umbra's ex with a large spoon. Finding smelly chocolate rubber-ducks . OMFG is that thing really a rubber duck? NO! its a RUBBERDUCK FFS not a rubber duck!!! thats not a thing like Neff have in his a.rse. Tini's ass was to big for small gnomes. Then Vargen showed up and snuck inside.

OUCH MY ASS IT F'kin BURNS thought O.J Simpson, after eating a rather large twinkie. wth, this twinkie is poisoned! THen he eat donut'sssssssssssssssssssssssss they're poison too! but luckily he died very fast....

.....but then spiritus drove Really fast and got ganked by a blue floating boat with eggs attached to his hellicopter almost as 'nam
Neff is af. Toff really sucks:smile: Neff Lied again:O Then the egg died.yelled Ketchup again omg! TEH BACON with ketchup added. MMM pink shouted A gardengnome just appeared out of nowhere . oh my cheesecake jesus said i r teh matador in eternity. Man , CHEESE PWNS Rudolf yelled while flying his TIE-fighter towards afk Neff , Neff used his giant penis strap-on and smitet the holy crap down then he got pwnt by a rattlecage while summoning Asmoden.

Lucian needed healing because of cramps that Umbra caused the night before. Oh Yeah shouted they whole night long and screamed at the epic critter that was just to fat to fit the bondage-latex-suit. Then! My TANGOing mom made some cookies for neff's dad wich he ate. With his mouth wide open he yawned. Then Nefertem came screaming like the drunk bum he is. BOOM my story rocks not as good as neff though, only luminance golden rod got enchanted due to lag said blizz, BS!
So we all wear pink hotpants so our balls will look like cute kokonuts with a waxed surface, like vargen's dream which included naked sterile hairless gnomes and dworf bubbleboys running around naked with Vargen's Stormrage toy car.

Teaelle shouted angrily at a rabit because....I was AFK.

Neff started crying while unzipping Paddings epic judgement leggings with a pencilsharpner and found by surprise it was just a big baloon that popped loudly in the banana. Making Neff go wild seeing this kinda gay/freakish event. Im freaking awesome!

We love Neff less then Luminance, we`re just kidding, we hate Neff! That's why SoG hates me. Neffles enjoyed playing with his rubber wheenie until it broke ( ), so he bought Umbra's love doll, wich Ubra didn't break. Then incentos went crazy blowing up stuff. Sad isn't it?Notrly pewpewpewpewpewpepwepwpewpwpw!

Lets end the Three Word Story! Go die!:sad:
No WHY WHY!!!

Dunno, maybe we make it a EROTIC ONE!(NO!)
and let neff guarding tehpwn! Thus we still can pwn some more.
and eat some of Padding's delicious pee wee tea. I crossdress often Daedalus said when kissing vargen's lips. Then suddenly a(n) plane land ontop neffs broken body assuming OJ Simpson wasn't ganking them, with his 6 dps wang wich broke. So he had been thinking about what just happend to the kitteys that Vargen ate!
Unfortunately, they soon kick BoB for trying to kill the TWS, therefor they made kittensoup out of Luminance. This soup was made of Threbrilith weird funky hairstyle mixed with jellybeans. Suddenly Vargen took a fat dworf

[Knabbel]

Once upon a hot Night Elf chick in the bath with a shiny cuddly big Vargen, Spiritus was sitting looking jealously at Adu's very big bottle of beer. Thinking “mmmmm... Pink”. Heal me Kineret Raggy yelled, with his manly voice because he sucks compared to Vargen's leet druid hacks, ninjaing aggro while Belzlblub tries to make some water. Then Suddenly a naked gnome appears flashing his shiny butt, blinding like Umbras gay cloak.
 
He said: "What the deuce?! Who the hell ninja'd my damn beer cag?! I was just about to pour it over Kreuz for dying again. Damn healers must hate him." I suck said Neff.
 
Then a giant marshmallow fell onto Spiritus' cuddly soft stomach, and burned him, because Belzlblub used pyroblast which crit for extra crispy crust. "Burn baby,burn", Belz yelled while flexing her Gnome wand.
 
"I'll get a hat for 100g if only DB had a sell able body. I wish my wang could polymorph him with my buttocks turning baby blue. And then he would be hot enough for Menedil to at least flash his tiny orb at him.
 
Later that night Vargen's pet, Onyxia, turned bad, killing baby elephants and ravaging Vargen's bunghole. Leeeeroy jeeenkins another ninja looting pony, tried to jump on Onyxia's back whilst holding a tiny dagger, only the dagger was actually a pork wearing a pink underwear, and so Voretex died more then he usually does at bath time. It seemed that this was a completely acceptable event.
 
Then came Christmas. Umbra dressed in a pink negligè. Ragnarh in tight plate hot pants was gyrating around with Menedil, while waving a huge bear suit. Vargen growls at the nightelf chick. I like f00d very much, conjured donuts aren't good, cause of the special mage hand lotion that Kreuz tanks with to avoid permanent friction burns from his constant humping of little gnomes in pink underwear and leather.
 
Meanwhile, Lucians mouse broke, because he had used a pizza making his pet happy and strong, so he steals food from a leper gnome which infected his mouse with evil goo and green slime, courtesy of Adu. So now Lucian has low DPS, still higher than sinap however. So Sinap beat Menedil hard with a large trout. The silly little rogue got ***PWND then, but not before Menedil's leet dps got him stabbed in the face by Adularenas shiny large trout. Everything just went wrong until Vargen shape shifted into a pony which got Sinap singing. Furiously Umbra likes peoples sisters so much that he knocked one up. Typical "protection spec" means Vargen cheated as always, but what did you expect from a Druid in Cheetah form...
 
Rudolph comes into the middle of a massive aerial assault battle and probes Vargens Anti air defense(bunghole) with huge flying Shaman. "Overpowered!" Yelled the shaman. As arcane missiles stabbed him in the face from Kreuz. But unfortunately Kreuz aggroed artillery from the vicious bunghole of Shammielover69. Optical Dont Rush! Then the party cheered joyfully with excitement, because Ragnarh suddenly got nekkid and hugged Neff. Then pantless Umbra fell out of his little hole, saying "This makes me look gay!" Taking off his minimalistic pink thong then looking gayer, while hugging Neff.
 
"Merry Christmas all", yelled the shaman who got stabbed, "and NERF mages!" Your mom shouted, all gay men run to Umbra and hug Sinap and kiss Vargen because he's cuddly!
 
The Cenarion champion Vargen rocks hard he thought, but furry hot pants left him undecided about what to eat for dinner. "I WANT PIE!" he angrily shouted, as Dalto ran into the kitchen. He found bananas, which made Spiritus go bananas about the new paladin revamp. "BANANA PAWNS!" Spiritus's monkey shouted while ninjaing Torir's boots of prophecy which had previously owned by a frying pan. This made Yliana go crazy, shouting MY DPS is really lame because neff Rox in Vargen's boxershorts.
 
Ragnarh was watching pokemon on the teletubby channel with Yliana's teletubbie helm and his pokemon gear on Neff was ***pawning, as usual, lvl 1 hordies. So when Ret got feared by a flying cucumber, the end was stuck in Umbra's shield spikes. So ret got anal-pain, which made Menedil jealouse and horny because he wants candy.
 
The end
 
Everyone thought but! No you TANGOers! Shouted sinap and burnt to death whilst thanking Menedil. The whiner Neff kicked some ass, and whined more "Nerf all others" than me Vargen and the murloc's DIED of suckyness.
 
Then one day the heroic Threbrilith wet his pants and on Dalto's pants, then Dalto did a "Neff" also known from the fabulous AFK went afk AGAIN! He was gone for ten years, and ten more "minutes".
 
"PEW PEW PEW!!!!!" The king shouted I R LEET. Sinaps small tiny.... BONK! make sense shouted Ragnarh, then Neffy Menedildoed two big orcs. Addy then grabbed their "assbeard" and made Spiritus giggle by making dolls out of it. This made Neff sad, and he went down to the AFK section to get some food. He never came to becoming a player that was a total fruit-cake that totally pwnd.
 
Cheesy cabbage lips is really nasty but Dajo thought "PEW PEW PEW "
 
This made Chuffy grab Dalto to do unholy stuff. Mister potential gay Voretex touched Menedil's...
 
"Who was that?" asked Cinderella while grabbing her boobs, lettuce and tomatoes stuffing her muffin in the oven. Out came Kate from lost. Wearing nothing but a thong . OMFG said jessica alba, and they cuddled together. Hot strong love they shared when Locke came in and saw chuck MOVED TO A NEW FORUM!11
 
This new forum looked suspiciously like a hooker sale. Said Neff while keeping Nefarion entertained all the whores. Nefarion didn't like the fact that neff was superior. This made Nefarion dress up in girls boots with shiny rubber dildos on his neck. This did not please the mighty Mufasa played by Kreuz. Yellow and slippery goo came from Umbra's bright shower.This made Ragnarh fondle some chicken wings while drinking from Vargen's wet and juicy furry bear water, but someone went "PEWPEWPEW" in Dalto's ear! "MY EAR!" shouted God to Neff, who was AFK "thou won't afk or my soft glass of milk SHALL SMITE YOU!" Apple crumble legs became chronically limp as he thrust his purple fist at Santa's large white bellybutton. Then a large rectangular basket of fruit flew in the new Airbus A380.
 
Chocolate chip jelly, dripping off my very thin, long vacuum cleaner. OOOKAAAY legtastic funk monkey ate a block of banana squares. "Let the juice fill the land and conquer Asia", Moses said before splitting the ass-cheeks of Umbra's ex with a large spoon. Finding smelly chocolate rubber-ducks . OMFG is that thing really a rubber duck? NO! its a RUBBERDUCK FFS not a rubber duck!!! thats not a thing like Neff have in his a.rse. Tini's ass was to big for small gnomes. Then Vargen showed up and snuck inside.
 
OUCH MY ASS IT F'kin BURNS thought O.J Simpson, after eating a rather large twinkie. wth, this twinkie is poisoned! THen he eat donut'sssssssssssssssssssssssss they're poison too! but luckily he died very fast....
 
.....but then spiritus drove Really fast and got ganked by a blue floating boat with eggs attached to his hellicopter almost as 'nam
Neff is af. Toff really sucks:smile: Neff Lied again:O Then the egg died.yelled Ketchup again omg! TEH BACON with ketchup added. MMM pink shouted A gardengnome just appeared out of nowhere . oh my cheesecake jesus said i r teh matador in eternity. Man , CHEESE PWNS Rudolf yelled while flying his TIE-fighter towards afk Neff , Neff used his giant penis strap-on and smitet the holy crap down then he got pwnt by a rattlecage while summoning Asmoden.
 
Lucian needed healing because of cramps that Umbra caused the night before. Oh Yeah shouted they whole night long and screamed at the epic critter that was just to fat to fit the bondage-latex-suit. Then! My TANGOing mom made some cookies for neff's dad wich he ate. With his mouth wide open he yawned. Then Nefertem came screaming like the drunk bum he is. BOOM my story rocks not as good as neff though, only luminance golden rod got enchanted due to lag said blizz, BS!
So we all wear pink hotpants so our balls will look like cute kokonuts with a waxed surface, like vargen's dream which included naked sterile hairless gnomes and dworf bubbleboys running around naked with Vargen's Stormrage toy car.
 
Teaelle shouted angrily at a rabit because....I was AFK.
 
Neff started crying while unzipping Paddings epic judgement leggings with a pencilsharpner and found by surprise it was just a big baloon that popped loudly in the banana. Making Neff go wild seeing this kinda gay/freakish event. Im freaking awesome!
 
We love Neff less then Luminance, we`re just kidding, we hate Neff! That's why SoG hates me. Neffles enjoyed playing with his rubber wheenie until it broke ( ), so he bought Umbra's love doll, wich Ubra didn't break. Then incentos went crazy blowing up stuff. Sad isn't it?Notrly pewpewpewpewpewpepwepwpewpwpw!
 
Lets end the Three Word Story! Go die!:sad:
No WHY WHY!!!
 
Dunno, maybe we make it a EROTIC ONE!(NO!)
and let neff guarding tehpwn! Thus we still can pwn some more.
and eat some of Padding's delicious pee wee tea. I crossdress often Daedalus said when kissing vargen's lips. Then suddenly a(n) plane land ontop neffs broken body assuming OJ Simpson wasn't ganking them, with his 6 dps wang wich broke. So he had been thinking about what just happend to the kitteys that Vargen ate!
Unfortunately, they soon kick BoB for trying to kill the TWS, therefor they made kittensoup out of Luminance. This soup was made of Threbrilith weird funky hairstyle mixed with jellybeans. Suddenly Vargen took a fat dworf and pwnd ***

[JanuZ]

Once upon a hot Night Elf chick in the bath with a shiny cuddly big Vargen, Spiritus was sitting looking jealously at Adu's very big bottle of beer. Thinking “mmmmm... Pink”. Heal me Kineret Raggy yelled, with his manly voice because he sucks compared to Vargen's leet druid hacks, ninjaing aggro while Belzlblub tries to make some water. Then Suddenly a naked gnome appears flashing his shiny butt, blinding like Umbras gay cloak.
 
He said: "What the deuce?! Who the hell ninja'd my damn beer cag?! I was just about to pour it over Kreuz for dying again. Damn healers must hate him." I suck said Neff.
 
Then a giant marshmallow fell onto Spiritus' cuddly soft stomach, and burned him, because Belzlblub used pyroblast which crit for extra crispy crust. "Burn baby,burn", Belz yelled while flexing her Gnome wand.
 
"I'll get a hat for 100g if only DB had a sell able body. I wish my wang could polymorph him with my buttocks turning baby blue. And then he would be hot enough for Menedil to at least flash his tiny orb at him.
 
Later that night Vargen's pet, Onyxia, turned bad, killing baby elephants and ravaging Vargen's bunghole. Leeeeroy jeeenkins another ninja looting pony, tried to jump on Onyxia's back whilst holding a tiny dagger, only the dagger was actually a pork wearing a pink underwear, and so Voretex died more then he usually does at bath time. It seemed that this was a completely acceptable event.
 
Then came Christmas. Umbra dressed in a pink negligè. Ragnarh in tight plate hot pants was gyrating around with Menedil, while waving a huge bear suit. Vargen growls at the nightelf chick. I like f00d very much, conjured donuts aren't good, cause of the special mage hand lotion that Kreuz tanks with to avoid permanent friction burns from his constant humping of little gnomes in pink underwear and leather.
 
Meanwhile, Lucians mouse broke, because he had used a pizza making his pet happy and strong, so he steals food from a leper gnome which infected his mouse with evil goo and green slime, courtesy of Adu. So now Lucian has low DPS, still higher than sinap however. So Sinap beat Menedil hard with a large trout. The silly little rogue got ***PWND then, but not before Menedil's leet dps got him stabbed in the face by Adularenas shiny large trout. Everything just went wrong until Vargen shape shifted into a pony which got Sinap singing. Furiously Umbra likes peoples sisters so much that he knocked one up. Typical "protection spec" means Vargen cheated as always, but what did you expect from a Druid in Cheetah form...
 
Rudolph comes into the middle of a massive aerial assault battle and probes Vargens Anti air defense(bunghole) with huge flying Shaman. "Overpowered!" Yelled the shaman. As arcane missiles stabbed him in the face from Kreuz. But unfortunately Kreuz aggroed artillery from the vicious bunghole of Shammielover69. Optical Dont Rush! Then the party cheered joyfully with excitement, because Ragnarh suddenly got nekkid and hugged Neff. Then pantless Umbra fell out of his little hole, saying "This makes me look gay!" Taking off his minimalistic pink thong then looking gayer, while hugging Neff.
 
"Merry Christmas all", yelled the shaman who got stabbed, "and NERF mages!" Your mom shouted, all gay men run to Umbra and hug Sinap and kiss Vargen because he's cuddly!
 
The Cenarion champion Vargen rocks hard he thought, but furry hot pants left him undecided about what to eat for dinner. "I WANT PIE!" he angrily shouted, as Dalto ran into the kitchen. He found bananas, which made Spiritus go bananas about the new paladin revamp. "BANANA PAWNS!" Spiritus's monkey shouted while ninjaing Torir's boots of prophecy which had previously owned by a frying pan. This made Yliana go crazy, shouting MY DPS is really lame because neff Rox in Vargen's boxershorts.
 
Ragnarh was watching pokemon on the teletubby channel with Yliana's teletubbie helm and his pokemon gear on Neff was ***pawning, as usual, lvl 1 hordies. So when Ret got feared by a flying cucumber, the end was stuck in Umbra's shield spikes. So ret got anal-pain, which made Menedil jealouse and horny because he wants candy.
 
The end
 
Everyone thought but! No you TANGOers! Shouted sinap and burnt to death whilst thanking Menedil. The whiner Neff kicked some ass, and whined more "Nerf all others" than me Vargen and the murloc's DIED of suckyness.
 
Then one day the heroic Threbrilith wet his pants and on Dalto's pants, then Dalto did a "Neff" also known from the fabulous AFK went afk AGAIN! He was gone for ten years, and ten more "minutes".
 
"PEW PEW PEW!!!!!" The king shouted I R LEET. Sinaps small tiny.... BONK! make sense shouted Ragnarh, then Neffy Menedildoed two big orcs. Addy then grabbed their "assbeard" and made Spiritus giggle by making dolls out of it. This made Neff sad, and he went down to the AFK section to get some food. He never came to becoming a player that was a total fruit-cake that totally pwnd.
 
Cheesy cabbage lips is really nasty but Dajo thought "PEW PEW PEW "
 
This made Chuffy grab Dalto to do unholy stuff. Mister potential gay Voretex touched Menedil's...
 
"Who was that?" asked Cinderella while grabbing her boobs, lettuce and tomatoes stuffing her muffin in the oven. Out came Kate from lost. Wearing nothing but a thong . OMFG said jessica alba, and they cuddled together. Hot strong love they shared when Locke came in and saw chuck MOVED TO A NEW FORUM!11
 
This new forum looked suspiciously like a hooker sale. Said Neff while keeping Nefarion entertained all the whores. Nefarion didn't like the fact that neff was superior. This made Nefarion dress up in girls boots with shiny rubber dildos on his neck. This did not please the mighty Mufasa played by Kreuz. Yellow and slippery goo came from Umbra's bright shower.This made Ragnarh fondle some chicken wings while drinking from Vargen's wet and juicy furry bear water, but someone went "PEWPEWPEW" in Dalto's ear! "MY EAR!" shouted God to Neff, who was AFK "thou won't afk or my soft glass of milk SHALL SMITE YOU!" Apple crumble legs became chronically limp as he thrust his purple fist at Santa's large white bellybutton. Then a large rectangular basket of fruit flew in the new Airbus A380.
 
Chocolate chip jelly, dripping off my very thin, long vacuum cleaner. OOOKAAAY legtastic funk monkey ate a block of banana squares. "Let the juice fill the land and conquer Asia", Moses said before splitting the ass-cheeks of Umbra's ex with a large spoon. Finding smelly chocolate rubber-ducks . OMFG is that thing really a rubber duck? NO! its a RUBBERDUCK FFS not a rubber duck!!! thats not a thing like Neff have in his a.rse. Tini's ass was to big for small gnomes. Then Vargen showed up and snuck inside.
 
OUCH MY ASS IT F'kin BURNS thought O.J Simpson, after eating a rather large twinkie. wth, this twinkie is poisoned! THen he eat donut'sssssssssssssssssssssssss they're poison too! but luckily he died very fast....
 
.....but then spiritus drove Really fast and got ganked by a blue floating boat with eggs attached to his hellicopter almost as 'nam
Neff is af. Toff really sucks:smile: Neff Lied again:O Then the egg died.yelled Ketchup again omg! TEH BACON with ketchup added. MMM pink shouted A gardengnome just appeared out of nowhere . oh my cheesecake jesus said i r teh matador in eternity. Man , CHEESE PWNS Rudolf yelled while flying his TIE-fighter towards afk Neff , Neff used his giant penis strap-on and smitet the holy crap down then he got pwnt by a rattlecage while summoning Asmoden.
 
Lucian needed healing because of cramps that Umbra caused the night before. Oh Yeah shouted they whole night long and screamed at the epic critter that was just to fat to fit the bondage-latex-suit. Then! My TANGOing mom made some cookies for neff's dad wich he ate. With his mouth wide open he yawned. Then Nefertem came screaming like the drunk bum he is. BOOM my story rocks not as good as neff though, only luminance golden rod got enchanted due to lag said blizz, BS!
So we all wear pink hotpants so our balls will look like cute kokonuts with a waxed surface, like vargen's dream which included naked sterile hairless gnomes and dworf bubbleboys running around naked with Vargen's Stormrage toy car.
 
Teaelle shouted angrily at a rabit because....I was AFK.
 
Neff started crying while unzipping Paddings epic judgement leggings with a pencilsharpner and found by surprise it was just a big baloon that popped loudly in the banana. Making Neff go wild seeing this kinda gay/freakish event. Im freaking awesome!
 
We love Neff less then Luminance, we`re just kidding, we hate Neff! That's why SoG hates me. Neffles enjoyed playing with his rubber wheenie until it broke ( ), so he bought Umbra's love doll, wich Ubra didn't break. Then incentos went crazy blowing up stuff. Sad isn't it?Notrly pewpewpewpewpewpepwepwpewpwpw!
 
Lets end the Three Word Story! Go die!:sad:
No WHY WHY!!!
 
Dunno, maybe we make it a EROTIC ONE!(NO!)
and let neff guarding tehpwn! Thus we still can pwn some more.
and eat some of Padding's delicious pee wee tea. I crossdress often Daedalus said when kissing vargen's lips. Then suddenly a(n) plane land ontop neffs broken body assuming OJ Simpson wasn't ganking them, with his 6 dps wang wich broke. So he had been thinking about what just happend to the kitteys that Vargen ate!
Unfortunately, they soon kick BoB for trying to kill the TWS, therefor they made kittensoup out of Luminance. This soup was made of Threbrilith weird funky hairstyle mixed with jellybeans. Suddenly Vargen took a fat dworf and pwnd *** with his soupspoon

[Bob]

Once upon a hot Night Elf chick in the bath with a shiny cuddly big Vargen, Spiritus was sitting looking jealously at Adu's very big bottle of beer. Thinking “mmmmm... Pink”. Heal me Kineret Raggy yelled, with his manly voice because he sucks compared to Vargen's leet druid hacks, ninjaing aggro while Belzlblub tries to make some water. Then Suddenly a naked gnome appears flashing his shiny butt, blinding like Umbras gay cloak.
 
He said: "What the deuce?! Who the hell ninja'd my damn beer cag?! I was just about to pour it over Kreuz for dying again. Damn healers must hate him." I suck said Neff.
 
Then a giant marshmallow fell onto Spiritus' cuddly soft stomach, and burned him, because Belzlblub used pyroblast which crit for extra crispy crust. "Burn baby,burn", Belz yelled while flexing her Gnome wand.
 
"I'll get a hat for 100g if only DB had a sell able body. I wish my wang could polymorph him with my buttocks turning baby blue. And then he would be hot enough for Menedil to at least flash his tiny orb at him.
 
Later that night Vargen's pet, Onyxia, turned bad, killing baby elephants and ravaging Vargen's bunghole. Leeeeroy jeeenkins another ninja looting pony, tried to jump on Onyxia's back whilst holding a tiny dagger, only the dagger was actually a pork wearing a pink underwear, and so Voretex died more then he usually does at bath time. It seemed that this was a completely acceptable event.
 
Then came Christmas. Umbra dressed in a pink negligè. Ragnarh in tight plate hot pants was gyrating around with Menedil, while waving a huge bear suit. Vargen growls at the nightelf chick. I like f00d very much, conjured donuts aren't good, cause of the special mage hand lotion that Kreuz tanks with to avoid permanent friction burns from his constant humping of little gnomes in pink underwear and leather.
 
Meanwhile, Lucians mouse broke, because he had used a pizza making his pet happy and strong, so he steals food from a leper gnome which infected his mouse with evil goo and green slime, courtesy of Adu. So now Lucian has low DPS, still higher than sinap however. So Sinap beat Menedil hard with a large trout. The silly little rogue got ***PWND then, but not before Menedil's leet dps got him stabbed in the face by Adularenas shiny large trout. Everything just went wrong until Vargen shape shifted into a pony which got Sinap singing. Furiously Umbra likes peoples sisters so much that he knocked one up. Typical "protection spec" means Vargen cheated as always, but what did you expect from a Druid in Cheetah form...
 
Rudolph comes into the middle of a massive aerial assault battle and probes Vargens Anti air defense(bunghole) with huge flying Shaman. "Overpowered!" Yelled the shaman. As arcane missiles stabbed him in the face from Kreuz. But unfortunately Kreuz aggroed artillery from the vicious bunghole of Shammielover69. Optical Dont Rush! Then the party cheered joyfully with excitement, because Ragnarh suddenly got nekkid and hugged Neff. Then pantless Umbra fell out of his little hole, saying "This makes me look gay!" Taking off his minimalistic pink thong then looking gayer, while hugging Neff.
 
"Merry Christmas all", yelled the shaman who got stabbed, "and NERF mages!" Your mom shouted, all gay men run to Umbra and hug Sinap and kiss Vargen because he's cuddly!
 
The Cenarion champion Vargen rocks hard he thought, but furry hot pants left him undecided about what to eat for dinner. "I WANT PIE!" he angrily shouted, as Dalto ran into the kitchen. He found bananas, which made Spiritus go bananas about the new paladin revamp. "BANANA PAWNS!" Spiritus's monkey shouted while ninjaing Torir's boots of prophecy which had previously owned by a frying pan. This made Yliana go crazy, shouting MY DPS is really lame because neff Rox in Vargen's boxershorts.
 
Ragnarh was watching pokemon on the teletubby channel with Yliana's teletubbie helm and his pokemon gear on Neff was ***pawning, as usual, lvl 1 hordies. So when Ret got feared by a flying cucumber, the end was stuck in Umbra's shield spikes. So ret got anal-pain, which made Menedil jealouse and horny because he wants candy.
 
The end
 
Everyone thought but! No you TANGOers! Shouted sinap and burnt to death whilst thanking Menedil. The whiner Neff kicked some ass, and whined more "Nerf all others" than me Vargen and the murloc's DIED of suckyness.
 
Then one day the heroic Threbrilith wet his pants and on Dalto's pants, then Dalto did a "Neff" also known from the fabulous AFK went afk AGAIN! He was gone for ten years, and ten more "minutes".
 
"PEW PEW PEW!!!!!" The king shouted I R LEET. Sinaps small tiny.... BONK! make sense shouted Ragnarh, then Neffy Menedildoed two big orcs. Addy then grabbed their "assbeard" and made Spiritus giggle by making dolls out of it. This made Neff sad, and he went down to the AFK section to get some food. He never came to becoming a player that was a total fruit-cake that totally pwnd.
 
Cheesy cabbage lips is really nasty but Dajo thought "PEW PEW PEW "
 
This made Chuffy grab Dalto to do unholy stuff. Mister potential gay Voretex touched Menedil's...
 
"Who was that?" asked Cinderella while grabbing her boobs, lettuce and tomatoes stuffing her muffin in the oven. Out came Kate from lost. Wearing nothing but a thong . OMFG said jessica alba, and they cuddled together. Hot strong love they shared when Locke came in and saw chuck MOVED TO A NEW FORUM!11
 
This new forum looked suspiciously like a hooker sale. Said Neff while keeping Nefarion entertained all the whores. Nefarion didn't like the fact that neff was superior. This made Nefarion dress up in girls boots with shiny rubber dildos on his neck. This did not please the mighty Mufasa played by Kreuz. Yellow and slippery goo came from Umbra's bright shower.This made Ragnarh fondle some chicken wings while drinking from Vargen's wet and juicy furry bear water, but someone went "PEWPEWPEW" in Dalto's ear! "MY EAR!" shouted God to Neff, who was AFK "thou won't afk or my soft glass of milk SHALL SMITE YOU!" Apple crumble legs became chronically limp as he thrust his purple fist at Santa's large white bellybutton. Then a large rectangular basket of fruit flew in the new Airbus A380.
 
Chocolate chip jelly, dripping off my very thin, long vacuum cleaner. OOOKAAAY legtastic funk monkey ate a block of banana squares. "Let the juice fill the land and conquer Asia", Moses said before splitting the ass-cheeks of Umbra's ex with a large spoon. Finding smelly chocolate rubber-ducks . OMFG is that thing really a rubber duck? NO! its a RUBBERDUCK FFS not a rubber duck!!! thats not a thing like Neff have in his a.rse. Tini's ass was to big for small gnomes. Then Vargen showed up and snuck inside.
 
OUCH MY ASS IT F'kin BURNS thought O.J Simpson, after eating a rather large twinkie. wth, this twinkie is poisoned! THen he eat donut'sssssssssssssssssssssssss they're poison too! but luckily he died very fast....
 
.....but then spiritus drove Really fast and got ganked by a blue floating boat with eggs attached to his hellicopter almost as 'nam
Neff is af. Toff really sucks:smile: Neff Lied again:O Then the egg died.yelled Ketchup again omg! TEH BACON with ketchup added. MMM pink shouted A gardengnome just appeared out of nowhere . oh my cheesecake jesus said i r teh matador in eternity. Man , CHEESE PWNS Rudolf yelled while flying his TIE-fighter towards afk Neff , Neff used his giant penis strap-on and smitet the holy crap down then he got pwnt by a rattlecage while summoning Asmoden.
 
Lucian needed healing because of cramps that Umbra caused the night before. Oh Yeah shouted they whole night long and screamed at the epic critter that was just to fat to fit the bondage-latex-suit. Then! My TANGOing mom made some cookies for neff's dad wich he ate. With his mouth wide open he yawned. Then Nefertem came screaming like the drunk bum he is. BOOM my story rocks not as good as neff though, only luminance golden rod got enchanted due to lag said blizz, BS!
So we all wear pink hotpants so our balls will look like cute kokonuts with a waxed surface, like vargen's dream which included naked sterile hairless gnomes and dworf bubbleboys running around naked with Vargen's Stormrage toy car.
 
Teaelle shouted angrily at a rabit because....I was AFK.
 
Neff started crying while unzipping Paddings epic judgement leggings with a pencilsharpner and found by surprise it was just a big baloon that popped loudly in the banana. Making Neff go wild seeing this kinda gay/freakish event. Im freaking awesome!
 
We love Neff less then Luminance, we`re just kidding, we hate Neff! That's why SoG hates me. Neffles enjoyed playing with his rubber wheenie until it broke ( ), so he bought Umbra's love doll, wich Ubra didn't break. Then incentos went crazy blowing up stuff. Sad isn't it?Notrly pewpewpewpewpewpepwepwpewpwpw!
 
Lets end the Three Word Story! Go die!:sad:
No WHY WHY!!!
 
Dunno, maybe we make it a EROTIC ONE!(NO!)
and let neff guarding tehpwn! Thus we still can pwn some more.
and eat some of Padding's delicious pee wee tea. I crossdress often Daedalus said when kissing vargen's lips. Then suddenly a(n) plane land ontop neffs broken body assuming OJ Simpson wasn't ganking them, with his 6 dps wang wich broke. So he had been thinking about what just happend to the kitteys that Vargen ate!
Unfortunately, they soon kick BoB for trying to kill the TWS, therefor they made kittensoup out of Luminance. This soup was made of Threbrilith weird funky hairstyle mixed with jellybeans. Suddenly Vargen took a fat dworf and pwnd *** with his soupspoon container.

The end!

[Gorion]

stop wasting bandwith for crying out loud!

[Lucian]

Once upon a hot Night Elf chick in the bath with a shiny cuddly big Vargen, Spiritus was sitting looking jealously at Adu's very big bottle of beer. Thinking “mmmmm... Pink”. Heal me Kineret Raggy yelled, with his manly voice because he sucks compared to Vargen's leet druid hacks, ninjaing aggro while Belzlblub tries to make some water. Then Suddenly a naked gnome appears flashing his shiny butt, blinding like Umbras gay cloak.
 
He said: "What the deuce?! Who the hell ninja'd my damn beer cag?! I was just about to pour it over Kreuz for dying again. Damn healers must hate him." I suck said Neff.
 
Then a giant marshmallow fell onto Spiritus' cuddly soft stomach, and burned him, because Belzlblub used pyroblast which crit for extra crispy crust. "Burn baby,burn", Belz yelled while flexing her Gnome wand.
 
"I'll get a hat for 100g if only DB had a sell able body. I wish my wang could polymorph him with my buttocks turning baby blue. And then he would be hot enough for Menedil to at least flash his tiny orb at him.
 
Later that night Vargen's pet, Onyxia, turned bad, killing baby elephants and ravaging Vargen's bunghole. Leeeeroy jeeenkins another ninja looting pony, tried to jump on Onyxia's back whilst holding a tiny dagger, only the dagger was actually a pork wearing a pink underwear, and so Voretex died more then he usually does at bath time. It seemed that this was a completely acceptable event.
 
Then came Christmas. Umbra dressed in a pink negligè. Ragnarh in tight plate hot pants was gyrating around with Menedil, while waving a huge bear suit. Vargen growls at the nightelf chick. I like f00d very much, conjured donuts aren't good, cause of the special mage hand lotion that Kreuz tanks with to avoid permanent friction burns from his constant humping of little gnomes in pink underwear and leather.
 
Meanwhile, Lucians mouse broke, because he had used a pizza making his pet happy and strong, so he steals food from a leper gnome which infected his mouse with evil goo and green slime, courtesy of Adu. So now Lucian has low DPS, still higher than sinap however. So Sinap beat Menedil hard with a large trout. The silly little rogue got ***PWND then, but not before Menedil's leet dps got him stabbed in the face by Adularenas shiny large trout. Everything just went wrong until Vargen shape shifted into a pony which got Sinap singing. Furiously Umbra likes peoples sisters so much that he knocked one up. Typical "protection spec" means Vargen cheated as always, but what did you expect from a Druid in Cheetah form...
 
Rudolph comes into the middle of a massive aerial assault battle and probes Vargens Anti air defense(bunghole) with huge flying Shaman. "Overpowered!" Yelled the shaman. As arcane missiles stabbed him in the face from Kreuz. But unfortunately Kreuz aggroed artillery from the vicious bunghole of Shammielover69. Optical Dont Rush! Then the party cheered joyfully with excitement, because Ragnarh suddenly got nekkid and hugged Neff. Then pantless Umbra fell out of his little hole, saying "This makes me look gay!" Taking off his minimalistic pink thong then looking gayer, while hugging Neff.
 
"Merry Christmas all", yelled the shaman who got stabbed, "and NERF mages!" Your mom shouted, all gay men run to Umbra and hug Sinap and kiss Vargen because he's cuddly!
 
The Cenarion champion Vargen rocks hard he thought, but furry hot pants left him undecided about what to eat for dinner. "I WANT PIE!" he angrily shouted, as Dalto ran into the kitchen. He found bananas, which made Spiritus go bananas about the new paladin revamp. "BANANA PAWNS!" Spiritus's monkey shouted while ninjaing Torir's boots of prophecy which had previously owned by a frying pan. This made Yliana go crazy, shouting MY DPS is really lame because neff Rox in Vargen's boxershorts.
 
Ragnarh was watching pokemon on the teletubby channel with Yliana's teletubbie helm and his pokemon gear on Neff was ***pawning, as usual, lvl 1 hordies. So when Ret got feared by a flying cucumber, the end was stuck in Umbra's shield spikes. So ret got anal-pain, which made Menedil jealouse and horny because he wants candy.
 
The end
 
Everyone thought but! No you TANGOers! Shouted sinap and burnt to death whilst thanking Menedil. The whiner Neff kicked some ass, and whined more "Nerf all others" than me Vargen and the murloc's DIED of suckyness.
 
Then one day the heroic Threbrilith wet his pants and on Dalto's pants, then Dalto did a "Neff" also known from the fabulous AFK went afk AGAIN! He was gone for ten years, and ten more "minutes".
 
"PEW PEW PEW!!!!!" The king shouted I R LEET. Sinaps small tiny.... BONK! make sense shouted Ragnarh, then Neffy Menedildoed two big orcs. Addy then grabbed their "assbeard" and made Spiritus giggle by making dolls out of it. This made Neff sad, and he went down to the AFK section to get some food. He never came to becoming a player that was a total fruit-cake that totally pwnd.
 
Cheesy cabbage lips is really nasty but Dajo thought "PEW PEW PEW "
 
This made Chuffy grab Dalto to do unholy stuff. Mister potential gay Voretex touched Menedil's...
 
"Who was that?" asked Cinderella while grabbing her boobs, lettuce and tomatoes stuffing her muffin in the oven. Out came Kate from lost. Wearing nothing but a thong . OMFG said jessica alba, and they cuddled together. Hot strong love they shared when Locke came in and saw chuck MOVED TO A NEW FORUM!11
 
This new forum looked suspiciously like a hooker sale. Said Neff while keeping Nefarion entertained all the whores. Nefarion didn't like the fact that neff was superior. This made Nefarion dress up in girls boots with shiny rubber dildos on his neck. This did not please the mighty Mufasa played by Kreuz. Yellow and slippery goo came from Umbra's bright shower.This made Ragnarh fondle some chicken wings while drinking from Vargen's wet and juicy furry bear water, but someone went "PEWPEWPEW" in Dalto's ear! "MY EAR!" shouted God to Neff, who was AFK "thou won't afk or my soft glass of milk SHALL SMITE YOU!" Apple crumble legs became chronically limp as he thrust his purple fist at Santa's large white bellybutton. Then a large rectangular basket of fruit flew in the new Airbus A380.
 
Chocolate chip jelly, dripping off my very thin, long vacuum cleaner. OOOKAAAY legtastic funk monkey ate a block of banana squares. "Let the juice fill the land and conquer Asia", Moses said before splitting the ass-cheeks of Umbra's ex with a large spoon. Finding smelly chocolate rubber-ducks . OMFG is that thing really a rubber duck? NO! its a RUBBERDUCK FFS not a rubber duck!!! thats not a thing like Neff have in his a.rse. Tini's ass was to big for small gnomes. Then Vargen showed up and snuck inside.
 
OUCH MY ASS IT F'kin BURNS thought O.J Simpson, after eating a rather large twinkie. wth, this twinkie is poisoned! THen he eat donut'sssssssssssssssssssssssss they're poison too! but luckily he died very fast....
 
.....but then spiritus drove Really fast and got ganked by a blue floating boat with eggs attached to his hellicopter almost as 'nam
Neff is af. Toff really sucks:smile: Neff Lied again:O Then the egg died.yelled Ketchup again omg! TEH BACON with ketchup added. MMM pink shouted A gardengnome just appeared out of nowhere . oh my cheesecake jesus said i r teh matador in eternity. Man , CHEESE PWNS Rudolf yelled while flying his TIE-fighter towards afk Neff , Neff used his giant penis strap-on and smitet the holy crap down then he got pwnt by a rattlecage while summoning Asmoden.
 
Lucian needed healing because of cramps that Umbra caused the night before. Oh Yeah shouted they whole night long and screamed at the epic critter that was just to fat to fit the bondage-latex-suit. Then! My TANGOing mom made some cookies for neff's dad wich he ate. With his mouth wide open he yawned. Then Nefertem came screaming like the drunk bum he is. BOOM my story rocks not as good as neff though, only luminance golden rod got enchanted due to lag said blizz, BS!
So we all wear pink hotpants so our balls will look like cute kokonuts with a waxed surface, like vargen's dream which included naked sterile hairless gnomes and dworf bubbleboys running around naked with Vargen's Stormrage toy car.
 
Teaelle shouted angrily at a rabit because....I was AFK.
 
Neff started crying while unzipping Paddings epic judgement leggings with a pencilsharpner and found by surprise it was just a big baloon that popped loudly in the banana. Making Neff go wild seeing this kinda gay/freakish event. Im freaking awesome!
 
We love Neff less then Luminance, we`re just kidding, we hate Neff! That's why SoG hates me. Neffles enjoyed playing with his rubber wheenie until it broke ( ), so he bought Umbra's love doll, wich Ubra didn't break. Then incentos went crazy blowing up stuff. Sad isn't it?Notrly pewpewpewpewpewpepwepwpewpwpw!
 
Lets end the Three Word Story! Go die!:sad:
No WHY WHY!!!
 
Dunno, maybe we make it a EROTIC ONE!(NO!)
and let neff guarding tehpwn! Thus we still can pwn some more.
and eat some of Padding's delicious pee wee tea. I crossdress often Daedalus said when kissing vargen's lips. Then suddenly a(n) plane land ontop neffs broken body assuming OJ Simpson wasn't ganking them, with his 6 dps wang wich broke. So he had been thinking about what just happend to the kitteys that Vargen ate!
Unfortunately, they soon kick BoB for trying to kill the TWS, therefor they made kittensoup out of Luminance. This soup was made of Threbrilith weird funky hairstyle mixed with jellybeans. Suddenly Vargen took a fat dworf and pwnd *** with his soupspoon container.
 
The end!
 
OR WAS IT?

[Bob]

Once upon a hot Night Elf chick in the bath with a shiny cuddly big Vargen, Spiritus was sitting looking jealously at Adu's very big bottle of beer. Thinking “mmmmm... Pink”. Heal me Kineret Raggy yelled, with his manly voice because he sucks compared to Vargen's leet druid hacks, ninjaing aggro while Belzlblub tries to make some water. Then Suddenly a naked gnome appears flashing his shiny butt, blinding like Umbras gay cloak.
 
He said: "What the deuce?! Who the hell ninja'd my damn beer cag?! I was just about to pour it over Kreuz for dying again. Damn healers must hate him." I suck said Neff.
 
Then a giant marshmallow fell onto Spiritus' cuddly soft stomach, and burned him, because Belzlblub used pyroblast which crit for extra crispy crust. "Burn baby,burn", Belz yelled while flexing her Gnome wand.
 
"I'll get a hat for 100g if only DB had a sell able body. I wish my wang could polymorph him with my buttocks turning baby blue. And then he would be hot enough for Menedil to at least flash his tiny orb at him.
 
Later that night Vargen's pet, Onyxia, turned bad, killing baby elephants and ravaging Vargen's bunghole. Leeeeroy jeeenkins another ninja looting pony, tried to jump on Onyxia's back whilst holding a tiny dagger, only the dagger was actually a pork wearing a pink underwear, and so Voretex died more then he usually does at bath time. It seemed that this was a completely acceptable event.
 
Then came Christmas. Umbra dressed in a pink negligè. Ragnarh in tight plate hot pants was gyrating around with Menedil, while waving a huge bear suit. Vargen growls at the nightelf chick. I like f00d very much, conjured donuts aren't good, cause of the special mage hand lotion that Kreuz tanks with to avoid permanent friction burns from his constant humping of little gnomes in pink underwear and leather.
 
Meanwhile, Lucians mouse broke, because he had used a pizza making his pet happy and strong, so he steals food from a leper gnome which infected his mouse with evil goo and green slime, courtesy of Adu. So now Lucian has low DPS, still higher than sinap however. So Sinap beat Menedil hard with a large trout. The silly little rogue got ***PWND then, but not before Menedil's leet dps got him stabbed in the face by Adularenas shiny large trout. Everything just went wrong until Vargen shape shifted into a pony which got Sinap singing. Furiously Umbra likes peoples sisters so much that he knocked one up. Typical "protection spec" means Vargen cheated as always, but what did you expect from a Druid in Cheetah form...
 
Rudolph comes into the middle of a massive aerial assault battle and probes Vargens Anti air defense(bunghole) with huge flying Shaman. "Overpowered!" Yelled the shaman. As arcane missiles stabbed him in the face from Kreuz. But unfortunately Kreuz aggroed artillery from the vicious bunghole of Shammielover69. Optical Dont Rush! Then the party cheered joyfully with excitement, because Ragnarh suddenly got nekkid and hugged Neff. Then pantless Umbra fell out of his little hole, saying "This makes me look gay!" Taking off his minimalistic pink thong then looking gayer, while hugging Neff.
 
"Merry Christmas all", yelled the shaman who got stabbed, "and NERF mages!" Your mom shouted, all gay men run to Umbra and hug Sinap and kiss Vargen because he's cuddly!
 
The Cenarion champion Vargen rocks hard he thought, but furry hot pants left him undecided about what to eat for dinner. "I WANT PIE!" he angrily shouted, as Dalto ran into the kitchen. He found bananas, which made Spiritus go bananas about the new paladin revamp. "BANANA PAWNS!" Spiritus's monkey shouted while ninjaing Torir's boots of prophecy which had previously owned by a frying pan. This made Yliana go crazy, shouting MY DPS is really lame because neff Rox in Vargen's boxershorts.
 
Ragnarh was watching pokemon on the teletubby channel with Yliana's teletubbie helm and his pokemon gear on Neff was ***pawning, as usual, lvl 1 hordies. So when Ret got feared by a flying cucumber, the end was stuck in Umbra's shield spikes. So ret got anal-pain, which made Menedil jealouse and horny because he wants candy.
 
The end
 
Everyone thought but! No you TANGOers! Shouted sinap and burnt to death whilst thanking Menedil. The whiner Neff kicked some ass, and whined more "Nerf all others" than me Vargen and the murloc's DIED of suckyness.
 
Then one day the heroic Threbrilith wet his pants and on Dalto's pants, then Dalto did a "Neff" also known from the fabulous AFK went afk AGAIN! He was gone for ten years, and ten more "minutes".
 
"PEW PEW PEW!!!!!" The king shouted I R LEET. Sinaps small tiny.... BONK! make sense shouted Ragnarh, then Neffy Menedildoed two big orcs. Addy then grabbed their "assbeard" and made Spiritus giggle by making dolls out of it. This made Neff sad, and he went down to the AFK section to get some food. He never came to becoming a player that was a total fruit-cake that totally pwnd.
 
Cheesy cabbage lips is really nasty but Dajo thought "PEW PEW PEW "
 
This made Chuffy grab Dalto to do unholy stuff. Mister potential gay Voretex touched Menedil's...
 
"Who was that?" asked Cinderella while grabbing her boobs, lettuce and tomatoes stuffing her muffin in the oven. Out came Kate from lost. Wearing nothing but a thong . OMFG said jessica alba, and they cuddled together. Hot strong love they shared when Locke came in and saw chuck MOVED TO A NEW FORUM!11
 
This new forum looked suspiciously like a hooker sale. Said Neff while keeping Nefarion entertained all the whores. Nefarion didn't like the fact that neff was superior. This made Nefarion dress up in girls boots with shiny rubber dildos on his neck. This did not please the mighty Mufasa played by Kreuz. Yellow and slippery goo came from Umbra's bright shower.This made Ragnarh fondle some chicken wings while drinking from Vargen's wet and juicy furry bear water, but someone went "PEWPEWPEW" in Dalto's ear! "MY EAR!" shouted God to Neff, who was AFK "thou won't afk or my soft glass of milk SHALL SMITE YOU!" Apple crumble legs became chronically limp as he thrust his purple fist at Santa's large white bellybutton. Then a large rectangular basket of fruit flew in the new Airbus A380.
 
Chocolate chip jelly, dripping off my very thin, long vacuum cleaner. OOOKAAAY legtastic funk monkey ate a block of banana squares. "Let the juice fill the land and conquer Asia", Moses said before splitting the ass-cheeks of Umbra's ex with a large spoon. Finding smelly chocolate rubber-ducks . OMFG is that thing really a rubber duck? NO! its a RUBBERDUCK FFS not a rubber duck!!! thats not a thing like Neff have in his a.rse. Tini's ass was to big for small gnomes. Then Vargen showed up and snuck inside.
 
OUCH MY ASS IT F'kin BURNS thought O.J Simpson, after eating a rather large twinkie. wth, this twinkie is poisoned! THen he eat donut'sssssssssssssssssssssssss they're poison too! but luckily he died very fast....
 
.....but then spiritus drove Really fast and got ganked by a blue floating boat with eggs attached to his hellicopter almost as 'nam
Neff is af. Toff really sucks:smile: Neff Lied again:O Then the egg died.yelled Ketchup again omg! TEH BACON with ketchup added. MMM pink shouted A gardengnome just appeared out of nowhere . oh my cheesecake jesus said i r teh matador in eternity. Man , CHEESE PWNS Rudolf yelled while flying his TIE-fighter towards afk Neff , Neff used his giant penis strap-on and smitet the holy crap down then he got pwnt by a rattlecage while summoning Asmoden.
 
Lucian needed healing because of cramps that Umbra caused the night before. Oh Yeah shouted they whole night long and screamed at the epic critter that was just to fat to fit the bondage-latex-suit. Then! My TANGOing mom made some cookies for neff's dad wich he ate. With his mouth wide open he yawned. Then Nefertem came screaming like the drunk bum he is. BOOM my story rocks not as good as neff though, only luminance golden rod got enchanted due to lag said blizz, BS!
So we all wear pink hotpants so our balls will look like cute kokonuts with a waxed surface, like vargen's dream which included naked sterile hairless gnomes and dworf bubbleboys running around naked with Vargen's Stormrage toy car.
 
Teaelle shouted angrily at a rabit because....I was AFK.
 
Neff started crying while unzipping Paddings epic judgement leggings with a pencilsharpner and found by surprise it was just a big baloon that popped loudly in the banana. Making Neff go wild seeing this kinda gay/freakish event. Im freaking awesome!
 
We love Neff less then Luminance, we`re just kidding, we hate Neff! That's why SoG hates me. Neffles enjoyed playing with his rubber wheenie until it broke ( ), so he bought Umbra's love doll, wich Ubra didn't break. Then incentos went crazy blowing up stuff. Sad isn't it?Notrly pewpewpewpewpewpepwepwpewpwpw!
 
Lets end the Three Word Story! Go die!:sad:
No WHY WHY!!!
 
Dunno, maybe we make it a EROTIC ONE!(NO!)
and let neff guarding tehpwn! Thus we still can pwn some more.
and eat some of Padding's delicious pee wee tea. I crossdress often Daedalus said when kissing vargen's lips. Then suddenly a(n) plane land ontop neffs broken body assuming OJ Simpson wasn't ganking them, with his 6 dps wang wich broke. So he had been thinking about what just happend to the kitteys that Vargen ate!
Unfortunately, they soon kick BoB for trying to kill the TWS, therefor they made kittensoup out of Luminance. This soup was made of Threbrilith weird funky hairstyle mixed with jellybeans. Suddenly Vargen took a fat dworf and pwnd *** with his soupspoon container.
 
The end!
 
OR WAS IT?

Yes, it was!

Every good thing must at some point come to an end. The Three Word Story did probably pass that point a long time ago. If people feel the urge to continue, a new TWS could be made - but this one is definitely way over-due!