POLL: Does Umbra really have BIG BLACK BALLS

Padding · July 26, 2006, 02:34:07 PM

Now, i've been wondering this for a while, and its not secret that comments where made when we downed Nefarian for the very first time.

Since then it has been a debated issue, and therefore im pulling up a post to investigate the issue and maybe get some pictures to prove whether its right or not.

Feel free to come with your inputs here

Bob · July 26, 2006, 02:38:48 PM

I think you left out a very likely alternative: "White and small" :roflmao:

Quote from: Padding(...)and maybe get some pictures to prove whether its right or not. (...)

Please DON'T :blink:
It's many pictures I'd like to see on the forum, but that is definetly NOT one of 'em :tongue:

Umbra · July 26, 2006, 02:46:32 PM

Well, the majority of people have voted yes, 'cos they;ve seen the pictures of me but to clarify:

a) I'm half african, that verifies pigment
b) Not had a gf for about 5 years, that verifies size

If you want pics, I'll get some soon

Bob · July 26, 2006, 03:05:55 PM

Quote from: Umbrab) Not had a gf for about 5 years, that verifies size

I suddenly got to think of that little dog in the movie Van Wilder :ohmy:

Carr0t · July 26, 2006, 03:07:38 PM

Given the subject, that smiley is oh so wrong... :narnar:

Bastet · July 26, 2006, 03:10:11 PM

and your "licking" smily isnt?

KreuZ · July 26, 2006, 03:20:58 PM

Quote from: UmbraWell, the majority of people have voted yes, 'cos they;ve seen the pictures of me but to clarify:

a) I'm half african, that verifies pigment
b) Not had a gf for about 5 years, that verifies size

If you want pics, I'll get some soon

I agree.

But it makes me wonder if that's just compensation for Mr. Johnson.

Umbra · July 26, 2006, 03:37:48 PM

what is van wilder? and what is mr johnson?
any implication that I 5h4g anything that comes close is incorrect, that's WHY it;s been 5 years, was waiting for a good one, why do you think I wasn;t raiding all weekend

so technically, while the statement was true at the first nef kill, one of the aforementioned substatements no longer holds true

So tired yesterday.
I feel so drained

Bob · July 26, 2006, 03:51:47 PM

Quote from: Umbrawhat is van wilder?

Van Wilder is a great movie starring among others Ryan Reynolds and Tara Reid. If you haven't seen it, that's one I really can reccomend :biggrin:

Neff · July 26, 2006, 04:52:06 PM

Recomend the movie. But the thing Bob was pointing out was that its a dog there with huge nutsacks.

Asmoden · July 27, 2006, 02:04:59 AM

mmmm Tara Reid... I wouldent mind going down that lane!

Im pretty sure Umbra has the testicals he claims to have.
Anyone with the hots for pancakes's has those!...right Vargen? :laugh:

edit: Hmm, just realised how happy i am Jariuna doesent read the boards!!

Soulbringerx · July 27, 2006, 07:18:51 AM

Quote from: Asmodenmmmm Tara Reid... I wouldent mind going down that lane!

I bet that lane has some side doors :norty:

Bob · July 27, 2006, 07:51:17 AM

Quote from: Asmodenedit: Hmm, just realised how happy i am Jariuna doesent read the boards!!

I'll remember to give here a small hint next time I see here online :norty:

Asmoden · July 27, 2006, 05:20:44 PM

Quote from: ThrebrilithI'll remember to give here a small hint next time I see here online :norty:

I think i just forgot why i liked you people :blink:

Adularena · July 28, 2006, 11:18:58 AM

Only thing big and black on Umbra is infact balls. But I happen to know that he got two balls type: big and color: black tattoed to his inner tighs.

Right?