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suicidal_monkey

November 04, 2006, 01:52:04 PM
A Swiss man is looking for directions, and he pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting.

"Entschuldigung, konnen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks. The two Americans just stare at him.

"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tries. They continue to stare.

"Praat julle Afrikaans?" The Americans just look at each other.

"Parlare Italiano?" No response.

"Hablan ustedes Espanol?" Still nothing.

Disgusted, the Swiss guy drives off.

One American guy turns to other and says, "Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language."

"Why?" says the other. "That guy knew five languages and it didn't do him no good either."
[SIGPIC].[/SIGPIC]

Luminance

#1
November 04, 2006, 06:25:27 PM
:lmfao:good one :)

Also known as Lycan Lumi - On Aszune known as: Luminescence lvl 80 shammy
Best knife, double kill:
-=[dMw]=-Lumi|T.Wolve killed -=[dMw]=-Sithy with knife.
-=[dMw]=-Lumi|T.Wolve killed -=[dMw]=-R@ng3R with knife.

Neff

#2
November 04, 2006, 06:33:12 PM
SO STUPID! xD
[quote=Adularena] Robin?!?!?! *shouts* "Lets ride, my nimble youngster!" - Mmmm, how batman loves Robin to hum the Batman theme (na nananan anan ananana BatMAN!!) while *cough* Exploring Batman`s secret grotto.[/quote]

TEH N00m IS BACK WITH TEH PWN!:yell:

DarkAngel

#3
November 04, 2006, 08:16:06 PM
Stupid but great made me laugh :narnar:

DuVeL

#4
November 05, 2006, 12:42:47 PM
Haha, good 1...
Bad thing is, I know several languages aswell...:g: :doh:
Survivor of LAN V, VI, VIII, IX, X, XII, XIV, XVI, XVIII, XX, XXIV, XXX, XXXII, XXXIV and XXXVI so far...
[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
[/QUOTE]

Sebas

#5
November 05, 2006, 05:38:33 PM
And this is the reason everybody should learn Dutch! :roflmao:

sheepy

#6
November 05, 2006, 06:46:00 PM
lol, everyone should just learn english and make my life easier
[quote=smilodon;228785]
Sheepy appears and begins to stroke my head. According to his slurred drunken speech I am "lovely and like a fuzzy felt". Thankfully he soon leaves and passes out somewhere. [/quote]

DuVeL

#7
November 05, 2006, 09:47:25 PM
Quote from: sheepy;161254lol, everyone should just learn english and make my life easier

I'm trying m8, but English is just to difficult :rolleyes:
 
I'm now learning Italian btw.
Survivor of LAN V, VI, VIII, IX, X, XII, XIV, XVI, XVIII, XX, XXIV, XXX, XXXII, XXXIV and XXXVI so far...
[QUOTE]Lionheart; Grolsch to DuVeL is like spinache to Popeye [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Cheesepuff...A cyborg is sent from the future on a deadly mission. He has to kill Ninja_Freak, a young Man whose life will have a great significance in years to come.Ninja has only one protector - DuVeL - also sent from the future. The Terminator uses his exceptional intelligence and strength to find Ninja_Freak & attempt to terminate him.
[/QUOTE]

Luminance

#8
November 06, 2006, 04:27:54 PM
Hearing italian is fun but i wouldn't learn it soonish, had to manny problems with french allready

Also known as Lycan Lumi - On Aszune known as: Luminescence lvl 80 shammy
Best knife, double kill:
-=[dMw]=-Lumi|T.Wolve killed -=[dMw]=-Sithy with knife.
-=[dMw]=-Lumi|T.Wolve killed -=[dMw]=-R@ng3R with knife.

DarkAngel

#9
November 06, 2006, 10:46:28 PM
Quote from: DuVeL;161269I'm trying m8, but English is just to difficult :rolleyes:
 
I'm now learning Italian btw.

Yeah we all know why your learning Italian :norty:

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