Bit of fun before the weekend

[DuVeL]

"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...

[Switchback]

:roflmao:

[DuVeL]

Sorry for any Germans here:
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[smilodon]

Seems fair.

How many Englishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.

[DuVeL]

Fall out 4:
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Taken from Ctrl + Alt + Del

[Sneakytiger]

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for all you software guys.

[Tutonic]

Whatever the question is, the answer's "We'll do it in the next sprint".

[BrotherTobious]

If you really want to stick the knife in. Is there a change request

Sent from my Nexus 5

[DuVeL]

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So true...:lmfao:

[DuVeL]

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Great idea for the Christmas-tree:
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[DuVeL]

For you ARMA fans:
[video=youtube;607y9F6LlrY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=607y9F6LlrY[/video]

[faust82]

Some merriment at the end of the work day


Lone wolf!


You REALLY have to know the mother-to-be to pull this one



And that's about it. I'm off to join the empire!

[DuVeL]

Slightly a slow day at work so here goes:

New bomb skin in CS:
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And another one:
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[DuVeL]

Something for Faust to harass his colleagues with:
[video=youtube;OkYu3lZMMcI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkYu3lZMMcI[/video]

[smilodon]

I have spent the last few days desperately hoping no one would post this on the forums and infect all our brains. We're doomed........ cheers Duvel  :doh: