Real dirty joke

[Luminance]

though its not so dirty that it aint suiteble for the younger onces :

A            rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She            gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he            arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close            to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which            is full and bushy. "Are you the manager?" she            asks, softly stroking his face. With both hands. "Actually, no" he replies.            "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him." she asks, running            her hands up beyond his            beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman -            clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes there is. I need            you to give him a message" she            continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing            him to suck them gently. "Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet            paper or hand soap in the ladies room."

:roflmao: so hard it made me :crying:(:lmfao:was just to short )

[Eternaluk]

I wonder what his reaction would be after her last sentance. ^^

[Bob]

That's what I've always sad.... Women, it's evil reincarnated

[Lee]

Haha good one! :roflmao: Maybe he liked it? :blink:

[Luminance]

Maybe he liked it? :blink:

what kind of sick mind do you have??? :taz:

JK :narnar:

[Blunt]

That's what I've always sad.... Women, it's evil reincarnated

Barbed wire, carpet Grippa rod, the romantic novel....all invented by women.

Evil I tells Ya:sideways:

[harry beaver]

not bein sexist or anything:eyebrow:

but its a fact that men hav bigger brains:norty:
but wecant multi task?:sad:

[DuVeL]

not bein sexist or anything:eyebrow:
 
but its a fact that men hav bigger brains:norty:
but wecant multi task?:sad:

I can! I can game and drink! :flirty:

[harry beaver]

and slur aswell.:roflmao:

thats three keep it up m8:narnar:

[Sithvid]

nice one:roflmao:

[Luminance]

I can drink, write, sweat, blink, and be stupid at the same time, thats 5 things at the same time, pretty decent multitasking right? :P

[Lucian]

Lol.

[Jewelz^]

I can drink, write, sweat, blink, and be stupid at the same time, thats 5 things at the same time, pretty decent multitasking right? :P

must be a woman :roflmao:

[Marduk]

Men cant multitask because woman cant multitask either  :g:
 
In this months Quest ( populair science magazine) it said there is no such thing:D
It is just as having multiple windows open on your computer, you need to alt-tab b4 you can work on the next one
this costing the brain more and more energy the more things you have to do, and the longer you do this:blink:
 
It is more effective to do just 1 thing at the time, and because men have a bigger brain as stated b4, we dont do 10 things "at the same time" :narnar:

[Luminance]

must be a woman :roflmao:

:ranting2:

Wait a minute, it aint that bad, nah refrais, its great, can make home made lesbian p@rn now :taz::norty: