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ghoule211

October 06, 2007, 08:09:57 PM
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his  
head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.  

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"  

"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"  
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Marduk

#1
October 06, 2007, 08:28:08 PM
DOH!:doh:

Keep em coming :roflmao:
want more :)
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Gone_Away

#2
October 06, 2007, 10:18:30 PM
oh man that's awful..

delanvital

#3
October 06, 2007, 10:38:02 PM
Quote from: Ninja_Freak;208967oh man that's awful..

:withstupid:

Oh man, please don't continue, otherwise you will get Jamoe started again :rolleyes::)

Luminance

#4
October 06, 2007, 10:44:40 PM
pfft what a low lvl joke :P can it sink any lower? ^^

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ghoule211

#5
October 06, 2007, 11:00:09 PM
Quote from: Luminance;208970pfft what a low lvl joke :P can it sink any lower? ^^

I actually thought that was a floater :norty:
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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morbo

#6
October 08, 2007, 02:29:31 PM
reminds me of another pirate joke, apologies if this has already been posted.

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel sticking out of the front of his trousers and orders a pint. While pouring the pirate's drink, the barman says “Do you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your crotch?”
“Arrr, I know, it’s driving me nuts”


Right, I'm off before the backlash begins :D

delanvital

#7
October 08, 2007, 02:31:05 PM
Quote from: morbo;209167reminds me of another pirate joke, apologies if this has already been posted.

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel sticking out of the front of his trousers and orders a pint. While pouring the pirate's drink, the barman says “Do you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your crotch?”
“Arrr, I know, it’s driving me nuts”


Right, I'm off before the backlash begins :D

:roflmao:

What I actually like the best is how far out the jokes are to make the punch line work, i.e. " A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel sticking out of the front of his trousers and orders a pint" :lmfao:

Jamoe

#8
October 08, 2007, 02:35:14 PM
bravo bravo, like it Morbo

:roflmao:

Eternaluk

#9
October 08, 2007, 02:56:40 PM
Haha, I like yours Morbo, I'm slightly uncertain on Ghoule's :P.
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Benny

#10
October 08, 2007, 03:48:29 PM
That wasn't a pirate joke, the arr....was wrong.


Why are pirates called pirates?



























































Because they arrrrr....
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Penfold

#11
October 08, 2007, 04:04:17 PM
How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears?













































A buck an ear!!!   Aaaarrr!

target

#12
October 08, 2007, 05:01:21 PM
Nooooo! Stop please.....
 
 
 
Spare us from these dreadfully awful attempts at jokes :sad:
 
 
 
 
 
The last two made me snigger
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Luminance

#13
October 08, 2007, 06:53:12 PM
awsome, make this topic bloom guys keep them comming! :D

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Best knife, double kill:
-=[dMw]=-Lumi|T.Wolve killed -=[dMw]=-Sithy with knife.
-=[dMw]=-Lumi|T.Wolve killed -=[dMw]=-R@ng3R with knife.

Ally

#14
October 08, 2007, 08:51:53 PM
Pirates hate to crash their ship, but what do they love to crash?
PARRRRRrrrrties!

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