onesentence.org

[delanvital]

I really like this site. Anonymous people make one-liners when they feel the need to express something. Sad, fun, tragic, fantastic. The "popular" list is not the best, but can be seen here. The site has stuff like this:

Stuff like this:

"When the one-armed Amishman sitting next to me started talking about condoms, I knew it was going to be an interesting train ride."

and this from Violet:

"There are few things that inspire as much panic as being alone in a fitting room and considering asking for help out of a too-small dress that is covering your chest, face, and arms, leaving you barefoot in your underwear and your hands useless in the air."

or this from Chase:

"Not being quite attuned to college life, I reflexively put my old home address while ordering a porn DVD."

[Nefertem]

When the brain tumor failed to kill her, we were convinced that it's because evil doesn't die.

I really did complain about my shoes before my sister-in-law came back from Iraq without feet.

:lmfao:

After calculating that I wasted 6500 hours in church the first 25 years of my life, I vowed to spend 6500 hours doing volunteer work that would actually make a difference in the world.

Some nice ones in there

[Alma]

Gods, some of those sentences are depressing
Although, to be fair plenty of them are hilarious and i've found a few rather inspiring

[Thulsa Doom]

Visiting Virginia, I thought the grocery clerk was calling my newborn son precious when in fact she was telling me in her southern drawl to "press yes" on the keypad.

:lmfao: