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Doorman · January 16, 2009, 12:27:07 AM

Quote from: sulky_uk;258941come on guys she's still good to go

Is this who you lot are having a pop at? Sheesh! Let's see the wives/girl friends of you picky load of chauvinists!

Doorman · January 16, 2009, 12:31:10 AM

Quote from: delankster;258491all the time there's dogs in the street , she'll be safe from me :lmfao:

No, I can't.

Dingo · January 16, 2009, 01:02:04 AM

Late to the thread but damn you all (well not damn exactly, but perhaps a mild rebuke....this getting old malarky is so not satisfying!!).

Whilst tastes may have changed over the years, and you may all now fancy Miss PIGGY because she is a Superstar, you must surely all give it up for...........

Beautiful Hair
Beautiful Eyes
Beautiful Teeth
Damn fine slim hips (okay, my preference!!)

Seriously, (and in the confines of your "sheds" lest your wives notice), naked and unabashed, and pound for pound (she won't be counting them but your wives might!!) who would you rather wake up to??...............

Of course her Millions will not sway your decision in any way at all!!...........YOU TARTS!!:woot2::woot2:

Dewey · January 16, 2009, 09:27:27 AM

Speak for yourself Benny boy my social inept friend! I don't live of pizza (and if I did it would be Waitrose own which surely counts for something!?). I've only ever dated gorgeous women, (ok there was those few times when I was 14 on skeggy beach and I had to leave half way through but I was young...) anyway I for one do not think she is any way good looking.

My wife is 'gorgeous' and I would take her over any Sarah jessica parker on any day of the year! *its not what your thinking, my wife isn't looking over my shoulder* honest!

Oh now I've just read your 'we are all beautiful on the inside' so I know its a wind up lol

She does nothing for me - her nose is so long and hooked it might pierce your gentitalia during more intimate moments - its a risk I wouldn't be prepared to take!

Quote from: Benny;258519Gents, she isn't a 'looker' I'll grant you. But, and this is a big but , I've seen most of you in one form or another. We play games with people we rarely meet in the flesh. We live off pizza and beer (if old enough - cider if not) and let's face it, lack a number of social skills.

Given the opportunity most of you would rut with most things with a pulse and few things without.

She's not fantastic, but she is not of our circle. Bella Emberg, Mama Fratelli, these are the people we deserve. Let's ease up on the horse face bag of sticks and give her a break. She's beautiful inside, as we all are.

Dewey · January 16, 2009, 09:35:34 AM

Doorman every dog has its day... that is a rare image and granted she does look nice in that photo, but for everyone of those there are 10 making her look like a tyre of one of your racing cars after 10 laps of the Nordschleife

Damn and then I came (literally) across this.... a guy can change his mind lol!

Quote from: Doorman;258943Is this who you lot are having a pop at? Sheesh! Let's see the wives/girl friends of you picky load of chauvinists!

Carr0t · January 16, 2009, 10:13:07 AM

Meh. Long face, pointy nose. Neither have ever done anything for me. I dislike the looks of Julia Roberts for the same reason, and i'd take my girlfriend over either of them any day of the week.

WhiteWolf · January 16, 2009, 12:54:19 PM

The women in UK must be something from outher space from a Beauty planet if you guys really can say that she's ugly:blink:

Anonymous · January 16, 2009, 01:22:59 PM

PMSL @ Blunt :roflmao:

Aquilifer · January 16, 2009, 03:30:44 PM

Imho she's not that hot. In SITC the brunette, who's name I can't remember righ now, is better looking. But ...it's in the eye of the beholder. Someone likes the mother, someone the daughter

delanvital · January 16, 2009, 03:35:40 PM

I haven't really gotten around to the other features - I almost always stare at her nose. And when she smiles, the smile sort of folds around it. In profile she does have moose qualities of a sorts. She scares me a bit.