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Started by sheepy, December 10, 2003, 06:24:23 PM

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sheepy

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his haircut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin." "I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."
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Sheepy appears and begins to stroke my head. According to his slurred drunken speech I am "lovely and like a fuzzy felt". Thankfully he soon leaves and passes out somewhere. [/quote]

Zok


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Good one sheepy!!

 :lmfao:  :lmfao:  :lmfao:
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LOL, you should have heard my Gran laugh at that one......so much so that she spilt tea over the vicar :)))
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