Contract negotiation

[faust82]

Talks at the National Bowling Association have broken down.

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They're heading towards a strike.

[Chaosphere]

Well done Willy I'm now ashamed at us both.

:roflmao:

[faust82]

The best thing about a pun is the pain you cause others :devil:

[smilodon]

Let's try and hurt people then.

A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a rum …………………. and coke.”


The bartender asks, “What’s with the big pause?”










The bear shrugs. “I was born with them.”

[Chaosphere]

Look at what you've done!

:ohmy:

(But please do keep them coming)

[faust82]

The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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[smilodon]

• Just found out sticks float. They would.
• Why couldn’t the circus replace their human cannonball? They couldn’t find another man of his caliber.
• I knew a mathematician who couldn’t afford lunch. He could binomial.
• An atom lost an electron. It really should keep an eye on them.
• I’m afraid of negative numbers. I’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
• I’m going to try velcro instead of shoe laces. Why not?
• No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
• Need an Ark? I know a guy.
• Becoming a vegetarian is a big mistake.
• Why can’t Harry Potter tell the difference between his potion pot and his best friend? They’re both called Ron.

[smilodon]

That's ten puns in a row. I wonder if any of them will get a laugh?



........ no pun intended.

[faust82]

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[BrotherTobious]

Amazing bravo

[faust82]

Why did the non-binary prospector move to California in 1849?

Because there was gold in them/their hills.

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[faust82]

Some musical humor?[ATTACH=CONFIG]6194[/ATTACH]