Some more jokes

[Bunce]

Die Hard with a Vengence!! Good film. Answers 1.

[Devian_Game]

benny i dont know what you are talking about man? but i put the riddle on so you can give me an answer , and stop beeing an wise ass and just answer it if you know or dont if you dont know . if you really want to know i heard it from a friend of mine from wrestling....if you are so curios..... now everybody start plaing , dont talk about things that make no sence at all..... please.....

[Devian_Game]

AND by the way Bunce... wrong answer mate.....

[Benny]

The answer, my agitated friend is 1. At least the answer to the original riddle that hasn't been butchered.


Unless you mean 4801 unless my maths is screwed, however I'll wait with baited breath for you to regain control of your temper and let me know.

However, in light of community spirit I apologise for offending you by replying, and leave you with this.

What has a head that cannot think,
What has a tongue but cannot talk
and what has legs but cannot walk.

good enough?

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Benny@Dec 15 2004, 04:10 PM
What has a head that cannot think,
What has a tongue but cannot talk
and what has legs but cannot walk.

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A match
A shoe
A table

[Devian_Game]

here i got a new one , and i will think about your benny , it sounds like beeing a shoe but i am not sure

Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance.  So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room.  A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5.  He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in.  The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends.  He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day!  Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night.  We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent.  Where did the other dollar go?

lets see if anyone can take on this one

[suicidal_monkey]

$2 of the $27 that the friends have paid is the money the bellhop steals. They get back the other $3, which is still a total of $30, so no money is lost.

[Devian_Game]

no , wrong answer , 1$ its lost that its the riddle , where did it go?

[Phog]

Isnt this that puzzle that many maths geniuses have been working on for a long time, but it was worded differently in pennies or something?

[suicidal_monkey]

Originally posted by Devian_Game@Dec 15 2004, 04:50 PM
no , wrong answer , 1$ its lost that its the riddle , where did it go?

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Friends give hotel $30, but rooms actually cost $25
Hotel Returns $3
Therefore friends actually paid $27 ($9 each)
And bellhop pockets $2 leaving the hotel with $25

The original $30 is split like so:
Bellhop $2
Friends $3
Hotel $25
All accounted for...

[Devian_Game]

good job monkey , my mistake , your answer was good , all the money was acounted for , just expalin it a little better next time

[A Twig]

not an accountant by any chance? got an audit stamp going anywhere?  <_<    :narnar:

[Thulsa Doom]

Originally posted by Devian_Game@Dec 15 2004, 05:23 PM
here i got a new one , and i will think about your benny , it sounds like beeing a shoe but i am not sure

Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent. Where did the other dollar go?

lets see if anyone can take on this one

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I saw Clint Eastwood last night with a Fistful of Dollars...you should maybe ask him.
He'll perform some tricks For a Few Dollars More.

[Bunce]

Originally posted by Devian_Game@Dec 15 2004, 03:53 PM
AND by the way Bunce... wrong answer mate.....

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I still need to argue this one

'As I was going to St Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks
Each sack had seven cats
How many were going to St Ives'

I went to St Ives.
On my way i met a man with seven wives, these seven wives had seven sacks and each sack had seven cats. Which doesn't actually matter.
I only MET the man and his wives on the way.
I was the only one actually going to St Ives.
So infact it is, only one.  ME

[Cadaver]

Originally posted by Devian_Game+Dec 15 2004, 05:23 PM-->

QUOTE(Devian_Game @ Dec 15 2004, 05:23 PM)

here i got a new one , and i will think about your benny , it sounds like beeing a shoe but i am not sure

Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent. Where did the other dollar go?

lets see if anyone can take on this one
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Hang on just one cotton-picking minute.  Haven't we had this one before in a different guise...
Ah yes.