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Awww...you guys :wub:

Thank you one and all for all your lovely wishes. Unfortunately i'm afraid i did actually had a really rather crap day though. Sat in London traffic most of today and until gone 9.30pm this evenink, thanks to a daft-like girl client who needed an envelope sending on a sameday to the Strand, just 10 mins before i was due to knock off... :rant:

i smiled a cheesy humourless smile as i accepted the envelope, while in my mind i was cutting off her air supply with my clipboard and writing 'it's my birthday, you thoughtless wench!' with my pointy biro on each of her eyeballs.

Still, when all is said and done i'm still going to get royally hammered at the weekend instead, and i also have a lovely new jumper that i din't have before.

Oh, and i was quite disappointed not to get some sex too.

Socks, i mean.


Err..actually, no. i do mean sex....

Now's my last chance to wish you all well as i'm off to Dubbers tomorr...later today...to go and ush a lot for me mate on Saturday. The thought of you lot having a rather more wonderful time here will keep me going as i mentally flashbang and then charge the left side of the church, followed by bemused attendees wondering why it is i'm dashing and ducking behind pews while shouting "Go! Go! Go!" and "Reverend spotted!".

In fact, i already have a system (gotta have a system..) to help cope with the tedium;

Bride's people = T's
Groom's people =CT's
Left side of church = Bomb site A
Right side of church = Bomb site B
Bride and Groom = Hossies

i was going to take my recently purchased 1:1 Deagle replica, for that authentic well-dressed terrorist 'bulge' in my tuxedo (No Benay, not that kind of bulge...) and for encouraging any slow moving guests to "plant their bum, now!", but i've just noticed the actual wedding is near Belfast...so that might not be such a good idea...

So, hope you all have a fantastic weekend you lucky people, as i'm dang sure you all will.
See you on t'other side...!

GL&HF!![/SIZE]

i'd certainly pay to see suicidal's privates going under the hammer...

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But seriously, i have no problem with the ladies playing CS...my problem is that it'll inevitably mean less time spent in the kitchen.  
 :huh:  

Quite frankly, i believe this sort of thing is the basic cause of rot and moral decay in our society and should be stamped out and made highly illegal, instead of being condoned as a "big laugh".

:yell:



<having made his point the besuited MisterEggs shakes a cane at everyone and turns and walks away...revealing pink bra, panties and suspenders - ala Kenny Everett circa 1980>  
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(drop of a hat, btw...so long as he/she keeps her jeans on...so i'm not reminded of 'its' presence....) :whistle:

[The Gelid Albumen]

Unfortunately, i can't go. The dates clash with me best mate's wedding.

i've spent most of the last 36 hours trying to find a way round it or get out of it, but he's not having any of it and simply refuses point blank to change the day. (But what's a week if you're going to be together for all eternity though, eh?) The fact that it's in a different country doesn't help much either...

Mrs Eggs has been atempting to console me with that "but your best mate only gets married once and there's two LANs every year..?!" nonsensery. Of course, never having been to a dMw LAN she completely fails to understand that each and every dMw LAN is as unique and important as any bloody wedding you care to name. (er, possibly)

i'm to be an usher too, btw. Not quite sure what that involves yet, but i imagine that i as an usher i have to dress like a penguin and ush the ushees into their appropiate ushrative places, or something.... but whatever it is i know it's not going to be as much fun as sitting in a darkened room with 30+ top blokes staring into a screen and laughing a great deal.

For those of you who might be relieved, knowing that your CS team might stand a better chance in the LAN tourney now...forget it. i intend to hand over leadership of Eggy's Ovoids to Albert (again). Ergo, you shall die. Many times!

So, short of faking my own death or swotting up on the latest DNA cloning technology, i'm afraid that as you all rush right through the mincer i'll be ushing left past the vicar.

What's doubly irksome is that i was going to show off my brand new self-built fandangled silver dream machine; The Gelid Albumen too, but now you'll have to wait till the next one or just look at the piccies i'm going to put up asaic.

Still, i hope everyone going has a jumpin' jehosephat of a good time all the same, as i'm sure you will. :byesad:  :byesad:  :byesad:  :byesad:



Go get 'em, Al.[/SIZE] :thumb:

Not entirely sure what went wrong, but apparently i'm a filing cabinet;



You are the perfect document organizer for managing multiple projects simultaneously at home or in the universe, particularly in dangerous document storing situations.

You are metal, with nylon feet.

[...i will replace the beer for ya]

...i will replace the beer for ya

You know where to get Vanilla flavoured Watney's Red Barrel?!?

Think i must have my dates mixed up here...i thought i was down for Benny's missus on friday...? Ah no my mistake...it's Benny himself. Oh, MrsEggs says sorry, sunday's no good as she'll be too busy squeezing Stryker's Dragon (i think it's some modern pottery class she attends, or something..?)

How dare you!?  :furious:

Sorry, smite, but that's just bang out of order! It's outrageous, shocking behaviour, well beyond the pale. i'm deeply and irreconcilibly hurt.  :cry:

When a man can't leave his beer around without it being nicked by a "mate", well....that is a sad sad day for us all.



Oh, and MrsEggs says to say Hi, btw.
Of course!...That explains the grazes on her knees and the big smile on her face then.  

Just a thought, i've got to justify the outlay on some computery bobs and bits soon, so, to put her in a good mood again...how are you for next Thursday..? 8O



 :wink:  

any of you fine fellows have seen my keys?

Two indistinctive silvery ones, on a worn 1" chrome ring.

i wouldn't be that bothered about it normally, but one of them's the last spare garage key, and the beers are in there.   :cry:

wot everyone's said  

:drinking:   8O :wtf:  :cry:  :oops:  :? :smokin:  <-- See that there, GFK? That's you that is.


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:stupid:

I have booked a table at the Purple Crystal Chinese Restaurant in March

Must be a great restuarant if there is a 7 month waiting list :-)[/b]

Indeed it is. TeaLeaf had to book it last March for this coming Lan. How he knew it would be the exact weekend is beyond me, but it just shows you the level of his superior organisational skills.

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Good idea, more than ok with me, TL  :thumbsup:

vur good :lol:

i'm a vegetarian in spirit...i believe animal farming production methods these days to be abhorrent and cruel, not to mention thoroughly unhealthy.

That said, i'm a carnivore in body and would like to request that a calf be led briefly past the stove to me before i slice a large chunk out of it's hind quarters straight to me plate while it watches me with it's large innocent cow-eyes.

Cheers!  :thumbsup: