Wife from hell

[GhostMjr]

WIFE FROM HELL

A police officer pulls over a  speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked
you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'  


The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60,  perhaps
your radar gun needs calibrating.'


Not looking up from  her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly dear,
you know that this car  doesn't have cruise control.'


As the officer writes out the ticket,  the driver looks over at his wife and
growls, 'Can't you please keep your  mouth shut for once?'


The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should  be thankful your radar
detector went off when it did.'


As the  officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector
unit, the  man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 'Dammit,
woman,  can't you keep your mouth shut?'


The officer frowns and says, 'And I  notice that you're not wearing your seat
belt, sir. That's an automatic $75  fine.'


The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on,  but took it off
when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of  my back
pocket.'


The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well  that you didn't have your seat
belt on. You never wear your seat belt when  you're driving.'


And as the police officer is writing out the third  ticket the driver turns
to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT  UP??'


The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your  husband always talk
to you this way, Ma'am?'  

 

 

'Only when he's been drinking.'

[Luminance]

POWNAGE

great one

[DaRkLiGhTeR]

rofl thats brilliant nice find

[Le Rouge]

:-) :-)