Quality Ebay advert.

[Snokio]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280324899952#description
 
 
"The electric windows don't work - some hoody wearing yob broke in to it while it was parked up near Reading and the windows never worked after the new glass was put in.  On the plus side, if you are looking for a car with new glass in the windows then look no further, this is the vehicle you have been searching for."

:roflmao:

[kregoron]

What colour is the car?
 

• Well, a quick look at the photos in this listing will show you that it is a rather attractive shade of red.  When it has been cleaned it will be a real “babe magnet”, you’ll probably see that women suddenly start to notice you and find you more attractive.
  

 A “Babe Magnet”, are you sure?
 

• Ok, that bit probably isn’t true, but it is a nice shade of red.
  

[/FONT][/I]PRICELESS! rofl
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[T-Bag]

You would not feel out of place sipping Champagne and eating oysters next to this car whilst picnicking at Ascot.

It's a fine car.

[Snokio]

read some of the peoples questions on the item, there are 4 pages!!!:blink:

[Anonymous]

Q:    Hello, does the boot in the rover big enough to fit a 6 foot 2 randy frenchman?
A:    The boot smells like there is one in there already.

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

[GhostMjr]

read all the follow up questions here:

http://contact.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&ssPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI&redirect=0&&ShowASQAlways=1&iid=280324899952&requested=gbann134&frm=284&guest=1

[BrotherTobious]

thats very good

[Carr0t]

I haven’t bought any cassettes since about 1986 and given the dross that they play on Radio 1 these days I doubt I am missing much in terms of entertainment anyway.  It’s not the same since Simon Mayo stopped doing the top 40 and Dave Lee Travis got fired.

Amen to that! I stopped listening to the Top 40 at the same point.
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[Luminance]

There may be other stuff wrong with it that I don’t know about but I have been driving my kids around in it and I wouldn’t do that unless I thought it was safe.  Actually, on the subject of kids, if you buy the car and then find a Pokemon card in the back somewhere then my son would quite like it back.  I have no idea which Pokemon card it was but the “animal” thing in the picture was yellow and in my opinion looked a bit like Paul Daniels.

ITS PIKACHU!!!!    or Psyduck, he looks stupid

best thing I've seen is:

Do you have happy memories of the car?
 

• Yes, I have some very happy memories, I once backed in to my boss’s car in the company car park and while there was no damage to the well built British Rover his low quality piece of French tat looked like it had been driven into a wall.  Happy days indeed.
  

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:roflmao:

[delanvital]

Quality :roflmao:

[Browne]

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