LAN Arrival Procedure

[Gone_Away]

BrotherTobious and I are here to make your LAN most enjoyable. To that end, we thought it might be easier for you lot to leave the thinking to us. On arrival please follow the procedure below...

Step 1 - Rock up, leave your junk in the trunk
Step 2 - Make your way through reception and turn right. Enter the bar area
Step 3 - Say hello to everyone (everyone remember to say hello back!)
Step 4 - Buy yourself a beer (if you got a lift from someone, buy them a beer)
Step 5 - Check in to your room (leave PC in car) - If rooms aren't ready, repeat Step 4
Step 6 - Check if LAN room is open yet (Thursday) - Look for seating plan or your name on the tables (All other Days) Don't speak to Toby if he looks stressed
Step 7 - Buy yourself a beer. (if Toby looks stressed you might want to buy him one too)
Step 8 - Grab your PC and set up - If you need assistance ask big Nordic dudes for help - Don't speak to Toby if he looks stressed
Step 9 - Go back to Bar - Buy yourself a beer. (if you see Ninja buy him a beer)
Step 10 - Utilise one of the first apps you learn as a young child - Conversation - Most of us are friendly
Step 11 - If desired, buy yourself a beer and go play games.
Rinse and repeat.. :dmw:

[BrotherTobious]

I approve this message!!!

[sulky_uk]

step 12. if sheepy is there put shades on to stop the glare from his shirts damaging your eyes
step 13. Ninja is canadian..he hates being called american....now you can play a game away from the computer:narnar:


soz couldn't resist

[Sparko]

Understood

Toby if you feel stressed come find me for a cuddle :hug2: and a Bloody Mary :woot2:

[Vargen]

You forgot the one about giving Toby a hug

[Gorliath]

--- walks into bar ---
--- buys beer ---
--- see's Toby --- (looks stressed - staring at the latest frayed cat-5 cable used to link switches)
--- buys Toby beer ---
--- gives Toby beer ---
--- backs away slowly ---

[Tutonic]

Don't forget to ask Toby if you can book your room for 2016.