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sheepy

May 07, 2004, 07:47:20 PM
We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban or Al Qaeda male to see any woman
naked other than his wife, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So,
this Saturday at 4:00 pm all women living in England are asked to walk out
of their houses, completely naked, to help weed out any neighbourhood
terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in garden chairs
in front of their houses to prove they are not Taliban or Al Qaeda, and to
demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their
wives and to show support for all English women. And since the Taliban and
Al Qaeda also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack of Fosters or any
similar beer at your side would be further proof of your anti-Taliban and Al
Qaeda sentiment.

The British Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this antiterrorist activity.

God Defend England

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON



im so lookin forward to saturday!!!!
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Anonymous

#1
May 07, 2004, 07:55:24 PM
LOL Sheepy,

We could have Queen - "Bicycle Girls" playing in the background. :)

DuVeL

#2
May 07, 2004, 08:04:40 PM
Good 1 sheepy, we allready had it in the Nl aswell and I can asure you, I was sitting in front of the yard and what a lovely scenery. Especially my neighbourgirl  :dribble:
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sheepy

#3
May 07, 2004, 10:11:05 PM
i would give my eye teath to see my neighbours daughter naked
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Sheepy appears and begins to stroke my head. According to his slurred drunken speech I am "lovely and like a fuzzy felt". Thankfully he soon leaves and passes out somewhere. [/quote]

Doorman

#4
May 07, 2004, 10:59:42 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by sheepy@May 7 2004, 09:11 PM
i would give my eye teath to see my neighbours daughter naked
No you wouldn't. Naked women are ten a'penny. Eye teeth are less common.










     

Cadaver

#5
May 08, 2004, 02:24:46 AM
QuoteOriginally posted by Doorman+May 7 2004, 10:59 PM-->
QUOTE (Doorman @ May 7 2004, 10:59 PM)
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sheepy

#6
May 08, 2004, 11:55:58 AM
BUT U HAVNT SEEN HER
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brass

#7
May 08, 2004, 02:37:24 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Doorman@May 7 2004, 09:59 PM
No you wouldn't. Naked women are ten a'penny. Eye teeth are less common.
Can I have a £1:00's worth please? I promise I won't look at them all at once. (it would see me off) :o
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GhostMjr

#8
May 08, 2004, 03:21:47 PM
good job sheepy. i think we are all looking forward to saturday now :)

-=[dMw]=-GhostMjr

sheepy

#9
May 08, 2004, 06:46:17 PM
damn rain i think it put them all off!!!
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Sheepy appears and begins to stroke my head. According to his slurred drunken speech I am "lovely and like a fuzzy felt". Thankfully he soon leaves and passes out somewhere. [/quote]
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