Well he is right...

[delanvital]

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/exam-answers-p1.php

[delanvital]

Me, mono and a 3rd guy once turned in a paper stating that we had spent the time very focused with the assignment and after a long discussion we came to the conclusion with a vote 2-1 that curriculum didn't exist, so that we were unable to answer the given questions.

We did okay in that class (B-level marketing) but we were just too lazy for that assignment. Can't remember if we had been drinking. She came back with the paper  looking very mad, but had some trouble trying not to smile She only wrote a single line saying "have you been taking drugs???" ... I can't believe we turned in a paper like that. And we did quite a few of those LOL...

[suicidal_monkey]

"find x" is a good one

[sulky_uk]

its the aliens that take the biscuit (sorry argon)

[George^]

I remember writing a paper about not being able to write a paper for an english assignment, I've never seen a teacher laugh so hard in my life. (She gave me like a B on it) Was good fun.

[Toxteth]

Those are some classy answers, if your going to fail why not make it look funny (and possibly delliberate to avoid actually looking stupid   )

Never start an exam question with 'Basically...', especially not ALL of the answers and when the teacher marking the paper is and Enlgish teacher. The teacher wasn't too pleased with me and my friends but it was the teachers fault for forcing us all to do general studies for AS level.