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Gandalf

July 07, 2006, 04:13:16 PM
FIFA have just announced that after watching replays of the England v
Portugal match and having listened to official complaints from the England
authorities over incidents during the match, they have just made this
unprecendented annoucement....

As of 1500hrs today Portugal will no longer be participating in the 2006
World Cup. The team and its management have been asked to leave Germany
without further delay, pending further legal undertakings. As a result of
this, England have been reinstated and the players recalled for a semi final
clash with France, which has now been re-scheduled for Friday, July 7th in
Dusseldorf at 8pm BST.

Christian Ronaldo has hereby been suspended by FIFA and will face
disciplinarian action at a later date.

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Carlsberg don't send e-mails........
but if they did they would probably be the best e-mails in the world
*G*

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Jamoe

#1
July 07, 2006, 04:14:52 PM
:roflmao:

DarkAngel

#2
July 07, 2006, 04:33:40 PM
hehe :)

Hippy

#3
July 07, 2006, 05:00:33 PM
:)

sulky_uk

#4
July 07, 2006, 05:26:12 PM
:biggrin: lol


I came into this world with nothing,
through careful management I\'ve got most of it left.

sheepy

#5
July 10, 2006, 01:45:21 PM
lol   -  wtf it just told me that my reply was 2 short and has to be 10 charactors!
[quote=smilodon;228785]
Sheepy appears and begins to stroke my head. According to his slurred drunken speech I am "lovely and like a fuzzy felt". Thankfully he soon leaves and passes out somewhere. [/quote]

Gandalf

#6
July 10, 2006, 01:46:16 PM
ahh yeah, that's a default. It can be changed.
*G*

Cake: Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. Three/four cups butter or margarine. One and two third cups granulated sugar. Two cups all purpose flour. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes. Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.

Benny

#7
July 11, 2006, 08:43:58 PM
If it were me I'd up the minimum value so all posts had to have decent content........and less full stops.
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Master of maybe

Doorman

#8
July 11, 2006, 11:21:42 PM
Quote from: BennyIf it were me I'd up the minimum value so all posts had to have decent content........and less full stops.

Periods, they're called periods now. Not what I know as periods but if it's good enough for Tony, it's good enough for me.....Or is it "Lootenant" I'm thinking of?










     
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