Room service

OldBloke · October 10, 2002, 09:44:18 AM

A couple on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate
their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no surprise in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him." The husband and wife then made passionate love. When they were finished, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm going to call room service for some food."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife for a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.

"What are you doing?" She asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to phone room service to order some food."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."

The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife one more time. When they finish, he's gasping for air and glistening with sweat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out the par for this hole."

delanvital · February 12, 2007, 05:36:30 PM

An old post... but a good joke! :roflmao:

Bob · February 12, 2007, 05:55:13 PM

Haha :roflmao:

Never heard it before - good one Oldie :lmfao:

smite · February 12, 2007, 06:35:11 PM

ROFLMAO :roflmao:

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Eternaluk · February 12, 2007, 07:00:55 PM

Hah that's Great!

da_Ricci · February 12, 2007, 07:13:46 PM

Good one :lmfao:

Doorman · February 12, 2007, 07:24:08 PM

Quote from: smite;177098ROFLMAO :roflmao:

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You're taking the....NOTHING is THAT funny!

Nice one Oldie.

See, it's that's how funny it is.

Squonk · February 12, 2007, 08:40:18 PM

:roflmao: good un that

DuVeL · February 12, 2007, 09:53:10 PM

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Excellent

smite · February 12, 2007, 10:02:49 PM

Quote from: Doorman;177115You're taking the....NOTHING is THAT funny!

Nice one Oldie. See, it's that's how funny it is.

It has been a very long time since i have actually laughed out loud to a joke and if i was drinking at the time i would have needed a new monitor

delanvital · February 12, 2007, 10:05:55 PM

Quote from: smite;177140It has been a very long time since i have actually laughed out loud to a joke and if i was drinking at the time i would have needed a new monitor

I was crusing old jokes back from '02 and came across this one. I actually did the same. Real lol.

Doorman · February 12, 2007, 10:25:30 PM

Quote from: smite;177140It has been a very long time since i have actually laughed out loud to a joke and if i was drinking at the time i would have needed a new monitor

Alright then. We'll put it down to the stress of fatherhood (hysterics)

Dingo · February 13, 2007, 12:15:05 AM

Quote from: Doorman;177115You're taking the....NOTHING is THAT funny!

Guess who's wife she is now!!:yahoo: